Savage Captions for Guys
Boys, handle those naughty girls with a savage attitude. Use our cool collection of savage captions.
- I rolled my eyes up so hard I have become Mad Eye Moody.
- I like myself like I like my coffee. It’s like dark, bitter and too hot for you.
- I can remove most of your beauty from a wet wipe.
- Remember to shine like the sunshine because the sun does not give a damn even if you go blind.
- You are so plastic, even China denied they made you.
- Are you free tomorrow? No I’m expensive!
- I know my personality is lit.
- You will find an odd combination of really sweet and don’t mess with me in me.
- I have reached that level of my life where I will need a stronger word than the word fuck.
- Do ya thing be.
- You were better in my worst nightmares.
- You are the one dating my ex? I am eating a sandwich; do you care to eat the leftovers?
- I feel like my attitude has an attitude of itself.
- I sometimes wonder how many calories those bitches burn by jumping on to conclusions.
- You know, hating me won’t make your sad life any better.
- I am unable to understand the language you are speaking because it is sounding like bullshit.
- I’m simple to understand. Like quantum physics.
- Good girls are made up of sugar and spice while I and my type of girls are made of whiskey and ice.
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