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300+ [Best] Savage Captions for Your Insta Pics

Best Short Savage Captions


  • “You wanted fire? Sorry, my speciality is ice.”
  • “Look, I don’t mean to be a b*tch…well, actually I do.”
  • What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful!


best short savage captions


  • I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.
  • Life goes on, with or without you.
  • If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people
  • If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak
  • It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
  • Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
  • I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.
  • Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
  • I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
  • If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”
  • Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  • Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch
  • I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.

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