Am I A Good Girlfriend?

  • Question of

    This hardcore badass has moved to town, and your boyfriend is hanging out with him regularly. You know for a fact this guy is into coke and ecstasy. You:

    • Ask my boyfriend if I can come along the next time he hangs out with this guy. This way, I can keep an eye on what’s going on
    • Ask my boyfriend about this guy, and let him know I trust him and respect his decisions
    • Tell him he’s a crackhead just like his friend and that he’s going nowhere in life
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend asks you what you like about him. You:

    • Tell him the truth – that he’s kind and loving, and that I couldn’t picture myself with anyone else
    • Tell him to shut up and stop being such a woman
    • Avoid the question by changing the topic
  • Question of

    Would you trust them with the password to your phone?

    • I expect them to have it memorized.
    • Sure, if we’ve been together for a while.
    • Not under any circumstances.
    • If they are trustworthy.
  • Question of

    Did you hesitate to agree to be exclusive?

    • No! We must merge like one person in two bodies.
    • Of course, what else is the point of being in a relationship?
    • Yes, I think maybe I could do better.
    • No, because that isn’t in line with my values.
  • Question of

    Who initiates most of your calls?

    • I do! I call exactly 47 times a day.
    • We both do out parts.
    • My partner does, always.
    • It depends on what’s going on in our lives at the time.
  • Question of

    If you were going away for a while, would you let them stay in your place?

    • I would demand that they do!
    • Sure, if they keep it clean.
    • No way.
    • Only if they learn to cook.
  • Question of

    Have you ever made each other laugh without even speaking, perhaps just by looking at each other intently or doing silly faces?

    • My partner makes me laugh like that, and they politely pretend I do!
    • We do, frequently.
    • Rarely.
    • A lot of the time.
  • Question of

    How often can you order for them in a restaurant and be sure you will pick something they’ll like?

    • Not all the time, but I always try.
    • Most of the time.
    • Not often.
    • Almost all the time, though they sometimes don’t realize they like it until they’ve tried it.
  • Question of

    How many nicknames do you have for them?

    • One, and it’s very sweet!
    • More than we can count, each for a special occasion.
    • None. Nicknames are silly.
    • A few, none of them are embarrassing.
  • Question of

    Do you often know what they are thinking without them telling you?

    • I always think I do, but I don’t always know.
    • I usually know.
    • I neither know nor care.
    • I can often sort it out, and I try to be helpful.
  • Question of

    If they asked you for the truth about whether they had gained weight, and they had, would you give it?

    • I should hope so!
    • If there is trust, I would expect it.
    • No, and I probably wouldn’t bother asking.
    • Maybe, maybe not. Either way, if they want to lose weight, I’ll be supportive.
  • Question of

    What’s the longest you can go without speaking?

    • Twenty six minutes.
    • Sixteen hours or so.
    • Weeks.
    • A day or so.
  • Question of

    How often do you tell your boyfriend you love him when wrapping up your phone conversations?

    • Every time
    • Never
    • When I remember
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend asks if you would mind if he hangs out with his boys on Friday night, if he promises he will be all yours on Saturday night. You:

    • Tell him that’s cool, as long as he keeps his promise
    • Totally freak out, and make him choose between me and his boys
    • Ask if I can come along
  • Question of

    You and your boyfriend are going to the movies. He has been dying to see this Napoleon Dynamite movie that looks super-dumb. You:

    • Tell him it’s always the girl’s choice – and to remember that!
    • Tell him it looks stupid and I refuse to see it
    • Tell him I’ll see it with him as long as he promises I get to choose next time
  • Question of

    You and your boyfriend go to this hot party being held by a popular guy at school. When you get there, you:

    • Don’t leave his side the whole time…he’s a man, so one never knows what he might do
    • Go do Jell-O shooters with my girls and forget about him
    • Generally stick by my man’s side, but wander off and mingle just a little bit
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend has been distant lately, and you suspect he is having doubts about your relationship. You:

    • Ask him about it, but don’t pry – he will tell me when he is ready
    • Break up with him first, before he even gets the chance…I WIN!
    • Freak out on him. Tell him that breaking up with me would be the worst decision of his life
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend’s friends are so obnoxious sometimes, and they intentionally try to piss you off. You:

    • Don’t give them the satisfaction of getting a reaction out of me
    • Tell my boyfriend he can’t hang out with those assholes anymore
    • Tell them they are a bunch of faggots and storm out of the room
  • Question of

    Your best friend is throwing the hottest party of the year! You:

    • Ask my boyfriend if he wants to go. If he says no, stay home and have our own little party together
    • Go and have fun…get super-drunk and let loose – I deserve it!
    • Don’t tell him about it, and hope he doesn’t hear about me going without him at school on Monday
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend’s parents are going through a rough divorce. He comes to your house in tears almost every other night. You:

    • Tell him to stop being such a crybaby, and remind him that he is supposed to be the man in the relationship
    • Tell him his mom shouldn’t have slept with his uncle or none of this would’ve happened
    • Comfort him and tell him everything will be OK. He would do the same for me

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Am I A Good Girlfriend?