Are You flirty? Accurate Quiz! (Girls Only)

 

 

“Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

“If I never see you again
Charles Bukowski, Living on Luck

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”
Jess C Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“You can be in love and you can be in a relationship. But they’re not always the same thing.”
pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You

“Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means that you’re strong enough to wait for the right person.”
Niall Horan I Wrote This For You

“I could’ve sworn I was telling the truth when I told you I didn’t miss you.”
pleasefindthis, The Shack

“All I want from you is to trust me with what little you can, and grow in loving people around you with the same love I share with you. It’s not your job to change them, or to convince them. You are free to love without an agenda.”
Wm. Paul Young, The Ministry of Fear

“But it is impossible to go through life without trust; that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.”
Graham Greene, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Love without sacrifice is like theft”
Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Gifts of Imperfection

“The most important relationship in your life is the relationship you have with yourself. Because no matter what happens, you will always be with yourself.”
Diane Von Furstenberg Wealth for All: Living a Life of Success at the Edge of Your Ability

“When we fail to set boundaries and hold people accountable, we feel used and mistreated. This is why we sometimes attack who they are, which is far more hurtful than addressing a behavior or a choice.”
Brené Brown, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“Love lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.”
Francois Sagan Finding True Love: The 4 Essential Keys to Bring You the Love of Your Life

“Everything you want in life is a relationship away.”
Idowu Koyenikan, The Science of Single: One Woman’s Grand Experiment in Modern Dating, Creating Chemistry, and Finding L ove

“Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out.”
Mandy Hale, Little Women

“Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis possible is the lowest level.”
Oscar Wilde Lullaby

“Sometimes the most beautiful people are beautifully broken.”
robert m drake The Lucky One

“Be sure it’s your real self you’re showing. Because it is your real self that needs to be loved.”
Daphne Rose Kingma, 300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before Marriage

“I believe with all my heart that the cliches are true, that we are our own best friends and best company, and that if you’re not right for yourself, it’s impossible to be right for anyone.”
Rachel Machacek, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph Over Death and Conscious Encounters with “The Divine Presence”

“She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.”
Louisa May Alcott, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

“How could you love us being together?” he asked me “We are nothing alike and we are not meant for each other and we drive each other crazy, you love that? How can you love that?” So I told him “I know that we’re not meant for each other, that we drive each other crazy, and that we are so different. But that’s us. That’s what we have; a wild nonsense. We are not good together, but together we are bad for each other. I love us together this way just like this. Because even if it’s no good, it’s what we have! It’s us.”
C. JoyBell C. Heart of the Matter

“No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Every now and then, I’d meet a guy and think that we were getting along great, and suddenly I’d stop hearing from him. Not only did he stop calling, but if I happened to bump into him sometime later he always acted like I had the plague. I didn’t understand it. I still don’t. And it bothered me. It hurt me. With time, it got harder and harder to keep blaming the guys, and I eventually came to the conclusion that there was something wrong with me. That maybe I was simply meant to live my life alone.”
Nicholas Sparks, I Had a Dream About You

“Sometimes to self-discover you must self-destruct.”
robert m drake I Had a Dream About You

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Do you twirl your hair?

    • Sometimes when I want it curly?
    • Only with my crush
    • All the time!
  • Question of

    Do you bat your eyes?

    • Hell yeah!
    • Only with people I like
    • I’m pretty sure a bat is an animal ????
  • Question of

    Do you use flirty pick up lines?

    • Sometimes to try and get in bed with them.
    • I use what now?
    • Yeah got hundreds.
  • Question of

    Your favourite pick up line?

    • Your shirt has to go but you can stay.
    • Your so hot even my pants are falling for you.
    • None
  • Question of

    How many times can you have sex just by flirting.

    • 50%
    • Never
    • Any time I want
  • Question of

    Finish the pick up line my tummy is empty…

    • And so is my wallet
    • But my wallet doesn’t have to be.
    • So I’m getting some stuff
  • Question of

    How many times do you flirt?

    • Most of the time
    • All the time
    • Never
  • Question of

    How did you get you boyfriend?

    • Flirting and being hot
    • I don’t have one
    • Being sweet and mildly flirting
  • Question of

    How many boyfriends with same trick?

    • I lost count
    • A few
    • I HAVEN’T HAD ONE!
  • Question of

    Did you enjoy the quiz?(doesn’t matter)

    • Yes
    • It was okay.
    • No
  • Question of

    Your high school ex sends you a DM. You’re currently in a relationship. What’s your move?

    • You DM them ‘Hi! ?’
    • You wait a day and then say, ‘Sorry it took so long to get back to you. I was camping with my partner. ‘
    • You don’t write back at all. What’s the point?
    • You ask them, ‘Why are you texting me?’
  • Question of

    At the coffeeshop, the barista asks you what you’re doing this weekend. Your response?

    • ‘I dunno, what are YOU up to?’
    • ‘I might go to the [big local event.] Are you going to that too?’
    • ‘Laundry and Netflix, as usual, haha.’
    • ‘Stop trying to connect with me. It won’t lead to a bigger tip.’
  • Question of

    Imagine that a VERY CUTE neighbor just moved in next door. How will you introduce yourself?

    • ‘Hey there. Any time you need to borrow a cup of sugar, just knock.’
    • ‘Howdy neighbor! Nice to meet you.’
    • I wouldn’t introduce myself. I’m too shy.
    • I wouldn’t introduce myself because I don’t believe in knowing your neighbors.
  • Question of

    Your friends are trying to raise money for a dog charity by having a car wash. They ask you to participate while scantily clad, since you have a great body. Your response?

    • ‘I love that you asked me. See you there!’
    • ‘It’s sweet of you to ask, but I think that’s kind of demeaning.’
    • ‘Who, me? Really?’
    • ‘What does my great body have to do with raising money for charity?’
  • Question of

    Have you ever offered a crush a ‘free massage’ for ‘no reason’?

    • It’s one of my go-to moves, my friend.
    • I did that in college, but now I think that move is cheesy.
    • Absolutely not. That’s so transparent.
    • No. Unless you’re a professional, there’s no reason to engage in such labors.
  • Question of

    Be honest — how many people have you made out with in your life?

    • Lol, like I can count that high. ????
    • More than five, less than 10
    • One or two
    • None. I don’t have time for such frivolities!
  • Question of

    If you were a Desperate Housewife, which one would you be?

    • Susan. She’ll do anything to get a man and so will I!
    • Gabby. She’s not afraid to use her looks to her advantage.
    • Bree. Some people think she’s uptight but I think she’s modest and ladylike.
    • Lynette. Like me, she is an intelligent person in an irrational world.
  • Question of

    Beach time! What will you be wearing?

    • Something tiny!
    • Something flattering that I can also move in.
    • A T-shirt and cargo shorts (I’m not much for beachwear.)
    • The cheapest swimsuit I can find.
  • Question of

    If you were out with friends and one of them wanted to ditch you because their crush texted them, would you be mad?

    • Nah. I’ve done the same thing to them, many times.
    • I’d be annoyed but I’d get it.
    • Yes, I’d be hurt. We had plans first.
    • No, I wouldn’t be angry. After all, we are all free agents at loose in a chaotic universe.
  • Question of

    Have you ever pretended to like ‘Red Dead Redemption’ or ‘Pretty Little Liars’ in order to make someone like you?

    • Haha, I’ve pretended to like many things for the sake of love.
    • Yes, once. I really liked that person though.
    • Yes, but I immediately confessed afterwards.
    • No. That would be a deception.
  • Question of

    If someone you didn’t know at all asked you on a date because they liked one of your IG pics, would you go?

    • Um, YEAH!
    • Depends. Are they hot AF?
    • Not without investigating them thoroughly on social media.
    • No. They’re probably a murderer.
  • Question of

    What’s the best way to show someone that you REALLY like them?

    • Giving them a massive compliment
    • Remembering their likes and preferences
    • Giving them an awesome gift
    • Saying ‘I really like you.’
  • Question of

    Are you attracted to any of your friends?

    • Yes, that’s what makes our friendships so much fun. ????
    • A few of them. That’s natural, though.
    • I’m attracted to one of my friends, but I’ve never acted on it.
    • No. That’s why my relationships with them are platonic.
  • Question of

    Do you ever flirt with people you’re not actually interested in dating?

    • Yep. I’m human, aren’t I?
    • I try not to … but yes, I have.
    • No. That would not be honest or kind.
    • No. For there is no logical reason to do that!
  • Question of

    While on a date with someone new, they mention they live at a clothing-optional communal house. Is this a turn-off or no?

    • Um, no. Sounds like a dream come true!
    • Sort of a turn-on, although that also sounds sketchy.
    • It’s a turn-off. Nudists are weirdos!
    • I feel neutral about it. Nudism is an odd lifestyle choice, but it is good for your skin.
  • Question of

    Have you ever winked at someone hot?

    • Dude, I’ve already done that three times today.
    • Sure. It’s a great move if you can pull it off.
    • A few times, but it made me feel dorky AF.
    • I’ve winked because of hot steam getting into my eyes, but that’s it.
  • Question of

    A stranger’s dog tries to steal your newspaper! Luckily, the dog and its owner are both really cute. How will you get your ‘revenge’?

    • I’ll insist they take me out to dinner.
    • I’d claim the dog ‘owed’ me pets, then try to get the stranger’s number.
    • I wouldn’t. It’s not that big a deal?
    • I’ll threaten to call Animal Control on the canine if its owner does not sufficiently discipline it.
  • Question of

    What’s the longest you’ve ever been single?

    • Hard to say. I usually have some ‘overlap,’ if you know what I mean!
    • Six months
    • One year
    • 10 years
  • Question of

    It’s time to get dressed for work! Which outfit are you most likely to wear?

    • Whatever emphasizes my assets
    • Whatever flatters my complexion
    • Whatever’s clean
    • Whatever’s required by my company’s dress code
  • Question of

    Are you a Miranda, a Carrie, a Charlotte or a Samantha?

    • Samantha
    • Carrie
    • Charlotte
    • Miranda, 100%

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