Are You A Baby Or Little Kid?

 

“Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

“If I never see you again
Charles Bukowski, Living on Luck

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”
Jess C Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“You can be in love and you can be in a relationship. But they’re not always the same thing.”
pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You

“Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means that you’re strong enough to wait for the right person.”
Niall Horan I Wrote This For You

“I could’ve sworn I was telling the truth when I told you I didn’t miss you.”
pleasefindthis, The Shack

“All I want from you is to trust me with what little you can, and grow in loving people around you with the same love I share with you. It’s not your job to change them, or to convince them. You are free to love without an agenda.”
Wm. Paul Young, The Ministry of Fear

“But it is impossible to go through life without trust; that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.”
Graham Greene, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Love without sacrifice is like theft”
Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Gifts of Imperfection

“The most important relationship in your life is the relationship you have with yourself. Because no matter what happens, you will always be with yourself.”
Diane Von Furstenberg Wealth for All: Living a Life of Success at the Edge of Your Ability

“When we fail to set boundaries and hold people accountable, we feel used and mistreated. This is why we sometimes attack who they are, which is far more hurtful than addressing a behavior or a choice.”
Brené Brown, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“Love lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.”
Francois Sagan Finding True Love: The 4 Essential Keys to Bring You the Love of Your Life

“Everything you want in life is a relationship away.”
Idowu Koyenikan, The Science of Single: One Woman’s Grand Experiment in Modern Dating, Creating Chemistry, and Finding L ove

“Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out.”
Mandy Hale, Little Women

“Sometimes the most beautiful people are beautifully broken.”
robert m drake Lullaby

“Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis possible is the lowest level.”
Oscar Wilde The Lucky One

“Be sure it’s your real self you’re showing. Because it is your real self that needs to be loved.”
Daphne Rose Kingma, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph Over Death and Conscious Encounters with “The Divine Presence”

“I believe with all my heart that the cliches are true, that we are our own best friends and best company, and that if you’re not right for yourself, it’s impossible to be right for anyone.”
Rachel Machacek, 300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before Marriage

“She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.”
Louisa May Alcott, Heart of the Matter

“How could you love us being together?” he asked me “We are nothing alike and we are not meant for each other and we drive each other crazy, you love that? How can you love that?” So I told him “I know that we’re not meant for each other, that we drive each other crazy, and that we are so different. But that’s us. That’s what we have; a wild nonsense. We are not good together, but together we are bad for each other. I love us together this way just like this. Because even if it’s no good, it’s what we have! It’s us.”
C. JoyBell C. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

“No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Every now and then, I’d meet a guy and think that we were getting along great, and suddenly I’d stop hearing from him. Not only did he stop calling, but if I happened to bump into him sometime later he always acted like I had the plague. I didn’t understand it. I still don’t. And it bothered me. It hurt me. With time, it got harder and harder to keep blaming the guys, and I eventually came to the conclusion that there was something wrong with me. That maybe I was simply meant to live my life alone.”
Nicholas Sparks, I Had a Dream About You

“Sometimes to self-discover you must self-destruct.”
robert m drake I Had a Dream About You

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Do u wake up at night and scream?

    • Yes
    • No
  • Question of

    Do u normalaly get in trouble a lot?

    • Yes
    • No
  • Question of

    Does your mother or father have to feed you?

    • Yes
    • No
  • Question of

    Do you dress yourself?

    • Yes
    • No
  • Question of

    (last question) Who do u think u are?

    • Baby
    • Little child
  • Question of

    How many toys do you own? (Teddy Bears, Dolls, Action Figures, Stuffed Animals, Etc.)

    • None. Toys are for children.
    • More than I can count!
    • A few.
  • Question of

    How often do you play with you toys if you have any.

    • Every once in a while or never.
    • All the time!
    • Never. I all ready told you I don’t have any toys!
  • Question of

    Do you have a bicycle?

    • Yes I ride it for fun.
    • Yes but only for exercise.
    • No
  • Question of

    Do you play sports?

    • Every once in a while.
    • Uuuummm…Does Yoga count?
    • Of course! Soccer, Football, Baseball. I play them all.
  • Question of

    Do you have pets?

    • Of course. There’s Princess, Mr. Bubbles, Cutie, Baby, Tank, Mr. Fluffy Pants, Patches, Smokey, Lady, Harry…
    • No I don’t have time for them. I’m always working or something.
    • One or two.
  • Question of

    Where do you live.

    • I live with my parents.
    • In a house.
    • I’m renting a house or apartment
  • Question of

    Have you ever said ‘Oh my aching ______!’ Or ‘I’m too old for this’?

    • Yes all the time
    • Once or twice
    • No of course not
  • Question of

    Would you ever consider walking outside while it was pouring rain?

    • Maybe.
    • No. I could catch a cold!
    • Duh! What’s wrong with that?
  • Question of

    What do you watch most on T.V.?

    • Music Channels and the occasional cartoon or sitcom.
    • Science, animal, health, and the foods channels.
    • Cartooooooons!
  • Question of

    What kind of music do you like best?

    • Anything that makes you want to get up and dance!
    • Classical and Jazz
    • Mostly mellow tunes

Can You Guess When Will You Have Your First Baby?

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