Are you a baby who needs to wear diapers?

 

Self-awareness is a very prominent factor. Though not all humans may have the same levels but they mostly have some of it. The ability of being to look at yourself objectively and allowing you to introspect is something that is very significant and what makes it much more precious is the fact that not everyone is capable of doing so. As much as we agree that it is impossible for humans or any other species to attain complete objectivity, there are different levels of objectivity and self-awareness among different species.

  1. Humans

Considered one of the most self aware species are the humans. We can ace a mirror test when we are infants, around the age of 18 months old. According to a research there are 5 different levels of self awareness itself in children before they are 4-5 years old. Impressive, right? Following are the level:

Level 0: The stage of confusion. This is a stage when new borns unlike non-human animals like canaries are aware of mirrors and reflections. They end up believing that their reflection is an extension of their own world, but this is not the case with human babies because they are mindful that it is a reflection, hence they show self-awareness.

Level 1: The stage of differentiation in which it is observed that unlike many popular theories babies are actually aware of their environment and are not confused with it. They end up showing some self-differentiation instead of confusion. In a mirror test they are easily able to differentiate between the actual environment and the mirror image presented to them with some changes.

“Relax, having kids is years away. But can you imagine? Your brains, my charm, our collective good looks… then add in the usual physical abilities dhampirs get.

It’s really not even fair to everyone else.”
― Richelle Mead, The Fiery Heart

“A first child is your own best foot forward, and how you do cheer those little feet as they strike out. You examine every turn of flesh for precocity, and crow it to the world. But the last one: the baby who trails her scent like a flag of surrender through your life when there will be no more coming after–oh, that’ s love by a different name.”
― Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible

“Don’t stand unmoving outside the door of a crying baby whose only desire is to touch you. Go to your baby. Go to your baby a million times. Demonstrate that people can be trusted, that the environment can be trusted, that we live in a benign universe.”
― Peggy O’Mara

“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!”
― Bill Waterson


“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    You wake up in the morning, is your bed wet?

    • Nope, not at all
    • Yes, it is completely wet
    • Nope, thank god for diapers or else it definitely would be wet
  • Question of

    Who picks out your clothes in the morning?

    • Mommy
    • Daddy
    • Boyfriend
    • Girlfriend
    • Myself?
  • Question of

    What kind of clothes are in your drawers

    • Overalls, onesies, basically anything with snaps at the crotch for easy access. OH! I forgot about my diapers!
    • T shirt, jeans, ya know normal things
    • Dresses, skirts, girly things that are puffy and soft so no one can see my “underwear”
  • Question of

    Lunch time! What are you eating?

    • Baby food pouches and jars!!!!!!! Yum!
    • Idk normal food
    • Food that i can easily pick up
    • Normal food but it needs to be cut up into tiny pieces
  • Question of

    Speaking of lunch, who’s feeding you?

    • Mommy
    • Daddy
    • Boyfriend
    • Girlfriend
    • Myself?
  • Question of

    Do you play games while you eat?

    • Duh
    • No?
  • Question of

    You get up from your lunch, your stomach hurts a bit but it stops suddenly. What activity do you want to do after lunch?

    • I don’t know, go out and do something productive.
    • PLAY
  • Question of

    You finish up your post lunch activity when *insert person you live with* asks you a question. Do you smell that?

    • Smell what?
    • Yeah i do
    • Oh yeah i just noticed that
  • Question of

    Your both decide to investigate the smell, where do you look?

    • You check around your toys, they check in the kitchen
    • You check around the couch, they check the bathroom
  • Question of

    You’ve regrouped and deduced that the smell came from your room. But where??

    • You place your hands on your butt and feel if you did a poopy but you don’t think you have
    • You place your hands on your hips, still not sure where the smell is
    • You have decided that you don’t care and you go play with your toys
  • Question of

    Wait…. your roommate sniffs the air again and asks you to turn around…… “Oh my god! Did you poop yourself?!?!?!”

    • WHAT? NO! I CANT HAVE! I HAVENT DONE THAT SINCE I WAS A BABY
    • You stand there shocked, you didn’t think you would get caught for your guilty pleasure but it seems like you have started messing your pants without realizing that you were doing it
    • OHHHHHH That wouldn’t make sense, i didn’t even notice
  • Question of

    OMG YOU TOTALLY DID POOP YOUR PANTS! OMG I don’t know how i feel about living with a baby that poops their pants

    • I’m not a baby! I didn’t realize i pooped my pants! It was an accident!
    • I’m sorry
    • *say nothing*
  • Question of

    When did you poop?

    • Question 1
    • Question 7
    • Question 11
  • Question of

    You get changed into new clothes when your roommate decides to give you a second chance. The painful embarrassed feeling in your stomach is gone now and you feel lighter. What is your plan now?

    • I don’t know, watch tv, something lazy
    • Fold laundry or something productive
    • PLAY
  • Question of

    Your roommate enters the room and sniffs the air. They then frown and ask you if you smell something?

    • Nope
    • Yeah must be from the bathroom

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