Are you a ‘crazy’ girl?

 

“If you need something from somebody always give that person a way to hand it to you.”
Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees

“This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.”
Lorrie Moore, Like Life

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
Henny Youngman A Wild Sheep Chase

“Most everything you think you know about me is nothing more than memories.”
Haruki Murakami, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“When you hold a grudge, you want someone else’s sorrow to reflect your level of hurt but the two rarely meet.”
Steve Maraboli, Dead to the World

“It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.”
Charlaine Harris, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.”
Mandy Hale, It’s Not Summer Without You

“That’s when I finally got it. I finally understood. It wasn’t the thought that counted. It was the actual execution that mattered, the showing up for somebody. The intent behind it wasn’t enough. Not for me. Not anymore. It wasn’t enough to know that deep down, he loved me. You had to actually say it to somebody, show them you cared. And he just didn’t. Not enough.”
Jenny Han, Why Things Burn

“When you loved someone and had to let them go, there will always be that small part of yourself that whispers, “What was it that you wanted and why didn’t you fight for it?”
Shannon L. Alder The Valkyries

“I define connection as the energy that exists between people when they feel seen, heard, and valued; when they can give and receive without judgment; and when they derive sustenance and strength from the relationship.”
Brené Brown Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

“you can take this mouth
Daphne Gottlieb, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

“He knew one of the women well, and had shared his universe with her. They had seen the same mountains, and the same trees, although each of them had seem them differently. She knew his weaknesses, his moments of hatred, of despair. Yet she was there at his side. They shared the same universe.”
Paulo Coelho, I’ll Give You the Sun

“The best relationships in our lives are the best not because they have been the happiest ones, they are that way because they have stayed strong through the most tormentful of storms.”
Pandora Poikilos, Where She Went

“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”
Scott Dikkers, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“People die, I think, but your relationship with them doesn’t. It continues and is ever-changing.”
Jandy Nelson, Watermelon

“There are so many things that demand to be said. Where did you go? Do you ever think about me? You’ve ruined me. Are you okay? But of course, I can’t say any of that.”
Gayle Forman, Survivor

“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
Jess C Scott, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
Marian Keyes, The Lover’s Dictionary

“Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Safe Haven

“A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman’s heart.”
Shannon Alder A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments

“When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.”
Deepak Chopra The Fault in Our Stars

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    While at your new guy’s house you see your best friend’s name and number scribbled on a sheet of paper. What do you do?

    • Flip out and accuse him of cheating.
    • Non chalantly bring it up.
    • What do you care? You trust both of them.
    • Say nothing, but call her later to see why he had her number.
  • Question of

    A hottie moves into your neighborhood and you don’t know how to break the ice with him. What do you do?

    • Take him a batch of your famous snicker doodles.
    • Go jogging past his house while he’s unpacking the moving van. Stop to chat.
    • Invite him to your party tomorrow night. Realize there is no party, then call all your friends to set one up.
    • Toss your dog over the fence into his yard, knock on his door and say she ‘jumped over…’
  • Question of

    The hot guy at work heavily makes out with you in the supply closet. The next day he confesses he has a girlfriend and doesn’t want to pursue anything with you. Your thoughts on this:

    • Oh, well. Now I have something to fuel my fantasies.
    • What a jerk…
    • Maybe I can convince him it’s ME he wants. Hee hee hee…
    • Oh my God! He used me! I feel so violated!
  • Question of

    Your’e in the dark, making out with this guy for the first time and he goes in to cop a feel. This is your reaction:

    • Remembering you’re wearing ‘chicken cutlets,’ you stick your hand in your bra and try to discreetly remove them and stuff them in the couch cushions.
    • You think, ‘Ooh…that feels nice…’
    • Pin him to the couch, take off his shirt and thrash your hair around on his chest.
  • Question of

    You can’t get the new guy at work out of your head. Your plan to get to know him better consists of:

    • Ask for a ride home. (Never mind that your car will be stuck at your job. If all goes well, he’ll be there to take you in the morning…)
    • Google-ing him and cross referencing all the results.
    • Asking if he’d like to join you and your coworker friends for drinks later.
  • Question of

    Have you ever kept a completely useless item just because the (unknowing)object of your affection touched it? (examples: the piece of gum he offered you, or the hair you pulled of his shirt)

    • yes
    • yeah, but it doesn’t mean I’m crazy!
    • no
  • Question of

    Assuming you’re not in high school and you’re single, have you doodled your ‘married’ name? (Writing ‘Mrs. Mary McElroy’ when your name is really Miss Mary Patterson)

    • No, I’m not a dork.
    • Embarrassed to admit it, but yes.
    • Who hasn’t done that?
  • Question of

    You overheard that sexy guy at work say his address. You jot it down and:

    • Go to Yahoo maps and get directions, being sure to only drive by at 3 am when you’re certain he’s asleep.
    • Slip the paper into your purse so you can stare at it later and think of how cool his bachelor pad must be.
    • Put it in your address book. One of these days when he calls in sick, you’ll suprise him with soup!
    • Later throw it out. What are you going to do with it?
  • Question of

    After a few hot -sexless- nights with Brad you decide to spice things up by:

    • arriving at his apartment wearing only high heels, a trench coat, and a smile.
    • renting a porno called ‘Lesbian Catholic School Girls Gone Wild.’
    • purchasing a soft-core flick and wearing a white silk night gown.
    • displaying romantic candles, rose petals, and a bottle of wine.
  • Question of

    After a recent breakup you decide you need to pour your heart out.

    • You go to your best friend’s house, cry and eat ice cream.
    • Write an emotional poem and mail it to the guy that dumped you.
    • Write an emotional poem in your journal.
  • Question of

    While at a night club a guy buys you a few drinks and spends the evening talking to you. He gives you his number. The next day you call him, but get the machine. At the end of the week you still haven’t heard from him. This is probably why:

    • You feel should have waited longer to call him.
    • You repeatedly called and hung up before the machine could get it, not realizing he has caller i.d.
    • You forgot to leave your number. So you called 3 more times to make sure he got it.
  • Question of

    A group of your friends goes out to the club. The guy you’re hot for asks you to hold his phone for a moment when he heads to the bar. What do you do?

    • Nothing. You sit and hold his phone.
    • Add your name to his contacts. Tell him so, with a playful wink, when he comes back.
    • Browse through his directory. Curiosity is a powerful thing.
    • It’s a picture phone so you capture the moment and make a kissy face for the camera.
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend of 2 months says he can’t take you to the new Hugh Grant movie- he has to work late.

    • You skip the movie to sneakily circle his work parking lot trying to see him in the window.
    • No biggy – you call your sister to go with you instead.
    • You call his coworker friend, to see if he’s really at work.
  • Question of

    Are you guilty of hiking up your thong so it was clearly visible as a treat for an unrequited crush? (‘Maybe if he sees this he’ll want me…’)

    • No. That’s weird.
    • Yeah, so what?
    • Um, yes. It’s embarrassing…
  • Question of

    Complete this sentence:

    • I prank called him at 2am just to hear his ‘sleepy’ voice.
    • When I saw his shirt in the break room, I smelled it- one of those deep inhaling sniffs…
    • I went to a movie last week just because I knew he’d be there with his friends.
    • I purposely order a drink I hate when we’re out in a group because I know he drinks it.
  • Question of

    Without him asking you to, have you ever checked his messages or e-mail?

    • Of course not.
    • Yes, but it was an accident, I swear!
    • Yes, don’t even ask me how I got his password…
  • Question of

    Have you ever pretended your pillow was that boy you want?

    • It’s good practice for when he asks me to marry him.
    • Eww….
    • Only so I could snuggle him while I was sleeping.
  • Question of

    Have you ever had no-strings-attached sex with a guy, but then obsessed over what it meant to him?

    • I’m a girl- of course I obsessed over it!
    • Why would I worry? Having a f**k buddy is great.
    • NO, I’ve never had a relationship like that.
  • Question of

    When you’re out by yourself and meet a guy that you’re instantly attracted to, what do you do?

    • Flirt mercilessly. Give him your phone number.
    • Whisper to him that you aren’t wearing any panties.
    • Smile, blush, and wait for him to ask for your phone number.
    • Whip out pictures of your ‘babies.’ (your three cats)
  • Question of

    You come to a red light and realize you’re behind your ex -who you’re not over- and see an unknown blonde in the car with him. What is your reaction?

    • Pull up next to them, windows down, and pretend to be on your phone with a guy.
    • Honk and wave with a big goofy smile on your face.
    • Drive past them without looking over, after making sure you look hot.
    • Burst into tears: ‘Why did he leave me?’

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