Are You A Cute Couple? (Lesbian version)

 

“When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.”
Jess C. Scott,

“I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.”
Lisa Kleypas,

“Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.”
J.K. Rowling,

“I think you still love me, but we can’t escape the fact that I’m not enough for you. I knew this was going to happen. So I’m not blaming you for falling in love with another woman. I’m not angry, either. I should be, but I’m not. I just feel pain. A lot of pain. I thought I could imagine how much this would hurt, but I was wrong.”
Haruki Murakami,

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”
Carl Gustav Jung

“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other…Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever”
Dave Matthews Band

“You can talk with someone for years, everyday, and still, it won’t mean as much as what you can have when you sit in front of someone, not saying a word, yet you feel that person with your heart, you feel like you have known the person for forever…. connections are made with the heart, not the tongue.”
C. JoyBell C.

“For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.”
Stephanie Perkins,

“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”
Candace Bushnell,

“It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to something or someone the more it wants to get away. You feel like some kind of criminal for having felt, for having wanted. For having wanted to be wanted. It confuses you, because you think that your feelings were wrong and it makes you feel so small because it’s so hard to keep it inside when you let it out and it doesn’t coma back. You’re left so alone that you can’t explain. Damn, there’s nothing like that, is there? I’ve been there and you have too. You’re nodding your head.”
Henry Rollins,

“We’re all seeking that special person who is right for us. But if you’ve been through enough relationships, you begin to suspect there’s no right person, just different flavors of wrong. Why is this? Because you yourself are wrong in some way, and you seek out partners who are wrong in some complementary way. But it takes a lot of living to grow fully into your own wrongness. And it isn’t until you finally run up against your deepest demons, your unsolvable problems—the ones that make you truly who you are—that we’re ready to find a lifelong mate. Only then do you finally know what you’re looking for. You’re looking for the wrong person. But not just any wrong person: it’s got to be the right wrong person—someone you lovingly gaze upon and think, “This is the problem I want to have.”
Andrew Boyd,

“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships – the ones that last – are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is… suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.”
Gillian Anderson

“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.”
Ernest Hemingway,

“I mean, if the relationship can’t survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?”
Nicholas Sparks,

“Why is it,” he said, one time, at the subway entrance, “I feel I’ve known you so many years?”
Ray Bradbury,

“When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.”
Donald Miller,

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.”
Mae West

“There is greatness in doing something you hate for the sake of someone you love.”
Shmuley Boteach

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    What do you look like?

    • I am tall with hair and a supermodel body and flawless face
    • I am slightly chubby and short but am still cute-ish
    • I am chubby and very short and PROUD and not that cute
  • Question of

    What does she look like?

    • She is muscular and has a great body and a flawless face.
    • She is like me. She is short and flabby but she is gorgeous.
    • She is average looking and has a flat tummy but no muscle.
  • Question of

    What is your personality?

    • I am not very smart but I am funny and I am basically broken inside.
    • I am ultra confident and I love myself and I am talented and have good grades.
    • I have OK grades but I have some talent and I am a happy person overall.
  • Question of

    What is her personality?

    • She is not smart or caring but she is hilarious. She is not that happy inside.
    • She is fearless and giggly and she is quite the attention-whore.
    • She is not that smart but she has dreams and is very nice.
  • Question of

    How often do you compliment each other?

    • We don’t really care for that stuff, only in private.
    • We tell each other we love each other but no ACTUAL compliments.
    • I tell her everyday that she is beautiful but she only tells me once a week or so.
  • Question of

    Do you hang around the same people?

    • Ha. I wish. Her friends are slightly cooler than mine, but we make it work.
    • No, not really. They fight often with each other and they are basically enemies. We love each other, though.
    • Yes. We hang out with all the popular people and we have so much fun.
  • Question of

    Where do you go on dates?

    • We don’t really go out that much because I am always busy but we eat lunch together and chill at my place sometimes.
    • We go to restaurants and movies and sometimes make out with each other at my house.
    • We usually go to parties and drunkenly make out with each other on the couch.
  • Question of

    What do other people say about you? (Not that it matters)

    • ‘It looks like you only date because you hate men. You’re not even real lesbians’
    • ‘Oh my god, you just do it for attention’
    • ‘You look like really close best-friends.’
  • Question of

    How long have you been together? How much longer do you think it will last?

    • We have been together for 3 months, and we will most likely last for another 3-4 days. I can’t take this anymore.
    • We have been together for 3 weeks. Maybe 2-3 weeks more, tops.
    • We have been together for 2 months. We WILL last until the end of summer, until she moves.
  • Question of

    What does your PDA look like?

    • Sometimes holding hands, and light kisses on the cheek
    • We only do stuff alone, not in public. We are not gross
    • Hugs, kissing, holding hands, and more kissing

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