Are You A Pervert?

 

“If you need something from somebody always give that person a way to hand it to you.”
Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees

“This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.”
Lorrie Moore, Like Life

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
Henny Youngman A Wild Sheep Chase

“Most everything you think you know about me is nothing more than memories.”
Haruki Murakami, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“When you hold a grudge, you want someone else’s sorrow to reflect your level of hurt but the two rarely meet.”
Steve Maraboli, Dead to the World

“It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.”
Charlaine Harris, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.”
Mandy Hale, It’s Not Summer Without You

“That’s when I finally got it. I finally understood. It wasn’t the thought that counted. It was the actual execution that mattered, the showing up for somebody. The intent behind it wasn’t enough. Not for me. Not anymore. It wasn’t enough to know that deep down, he loved me. You had to actually say it to somebody, show them you cared. And he just didn’t. Not enough.”
Jenny Han, Why Things Burn

“When you loved someone and had to let them go, there will always be that small part of yourself that whispers, “What was it that you wanted and why didn’t you fight for it?”
Shannon L. Alder The Valkyries

“I define connection as the energy that exists between people when they feel seen, heard, and valued; when they can give and receive without judgment; and when they derive sustenance and strength from the relationship.”
Brené Brown Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

“you can take this mouth
Daphne Gottlieb, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

“He knew one of the women well, and had shared his universe with her. They had seen the same mountains, and the same trees, although each of them had seem them differently. She knew his weaknesses, his moments of hatred, of despair. Yet she was there at his side. They shared the same universe.”
Paulo Coelho, I’ll Give You the Sun

“The best relationships in our lives are the best not because they have been the happiest ones, they are that way because they have stayed strong through the most tormentful of storms.”
Pandora Poikilos, Where She Went

“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”
Scott Dikkers, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“People die, I think, but your relationship with them doesn’t. It continues and is ever-changing.”
Jandy Nelson, Watermelon

“There are so many things that demand to be said. Where did you go? Do you ever think about me? You’ve ruined me. Are you okay? But of course, I can’t say any of that.”
Gayle Forman, Survivor

“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
Jess C Scott, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
Marian Keyes, The Lover’s Dictionary

“Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Safe Haven

“A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman’s heart.”
Shannon Alder A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments

“When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.”
Deepak Chopra The Fault in Our Stars

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    How much do you like sex?

    • I never say no – whenever, wherever, I’m down
    • I look forward to the occasional dalliance
    • That question is like, SO personal!
  • Question of

    Have you ever had sex somewhere other than in your bed?

    • Please…you haven’t lived until you’ve had sex on a car hood!
    • Why would I ever need to do that?
    • Yes, but only once or twice
  • Question of

    About how old are you?

    • I’m a boy/girl
    • I’m old enough – that’s all you need to know!
    • I’m a man/woman
  • Question of

    Do you often give yourself a “helping hand” (wink, wink)?

    • When the urge strikes and I’m not out somewhere, sure
    • My Sunday School teacher says I’ll go to hell for doing that!
    • Not only my hand, but I have toys for whenever I can’t find a partner
  • Question of

    Do you immediately think about sex when you see two people kissing or touching affectionately?

    • No! And people really need to keep their “urges” private! Like, get a room already!
    • No. I might get turned on, but I do have some impulse control
    • Totally. Pornhub, here I come (literally!) Now, where’s the restroom in this place?
  • Question of

    If you could see your classmates or work mates naked, would you choose to?

    • No! Ugh!
    • Only if they were attractive. And I wouldn’t act on seeing them.
    • Without question, immediately
  • Question of

    Imagine that you’re on a deserted island with your sister or brother. You are in the mood…what do you do?

    • I hate to say it, but desperate times call for desperate measures
    • I’d find a banana or a hole in a tree
    • I cannot believe you’d even ask me that!
  • Question of

    Same question as 7, but you’re alone and there are only some animals around.

    • Again, wth!
    • Hey, the birds do it, the bees do it, so….
    • I think I could manage with my hand and my imagination
  • Question of

    How many porn subscriptions do you have?

    • I have Netflix, does that count?
    • TBH, I can’t keep track, and I get my money’s worth out of them
    • I have a free subscription to Pornhub that I enjoy on occasion
  • Question of

    Have you ever been called a pervert?

    • All the time…but only by prudes or ace (asexual) people
    • No, the opposite, actually…and btw, there’s nothing wrong with saving yourself for marriage!
    • Yes, but I’m sure they were just joking
  • Question of

    Do you like sex ?

    • Are you kidding me ? Sure, I like it !
    • A bit..
    • Who do you think I am? Asshole.
  • Question of

    Did you answer correctly to the last question ?

    • Please..
    • Yes.
    • Maybe..
  • Question of

    Are you a girl, or a boy ?

    • I’m a girl
    • I’m a WOMAN
    • I’m a boy
    • I’m a MAN..
  • Question of

    Do you often masturbate yourself?

    • What kind of person are you?
    • You know the answer.
  • Question of

    Do you immediately think about sex when you see something white?

    • Sometimes…
    • As normal people
    • Everytime
    • Not really
  • Question of

    If you could see someone naked, male or female, would you do it?

    • Immediatly
    • Only if he’s the other gender.
    • No, i’m not a pervert.
  • Question of

    Imagine you’re on a deserted island with your sister or brother, you need sex, what do you do?

    • We’re alone…
    • I tell him/her I’ll come back soon, ~20minutes
    • Where are you going?
  • Question of

    Do you think you’re a pervert?

    • No!
    • Yes!
    • Maybe, you’ll tell me that.

Are you boy crazy?

How dirty is you mind?