Are you a potato?

 

 

  1. Leave the house.  

In order to find your special someone you need to get out of your house and look for them. Life is not a fairy tale so don’t expect them to doing all the work and eventually knocking at your door because that is very unlikely to happen. You need to make efforts and one of them is stepping out of your comfort zone and meeting new people in order to find your potential partner.

  1. Visit target-rich environments.

You need to figure out your type and the most easy way to do so is to know what excites you and appeals you the most. In order to make sure that your quest to find “the one” is successful, you need to what you are looking for. So is it someone religious or someone more wild and liberal? Depending on what it is that you seek, go out to church, galleries, music festivals, bookstores or hardware stores, and you will end up finding the one.

“If brainstorming becomes ‘blamestorming’ by reason of time pressure or on account of pure laziness, the truth may be assaulted and unyieldingly vilified . Blamestorming becomes then downright a perfidious appeal to scapegoating with a torrent of frantic manhunts for ‘culprits on duty’. (‘Blamestorming’)”
― Erik Pevernagie

“Laziness can be a value on its own for those who want to show supremacy through contempt for work and wish to be free individuals by fighting the enslavement to labor. While they don’t want to become dependent on ‘wage slavery’ and their livelihood only hinges on salaries, they feel confined to a social stratification, causing a collective stigma that results in poverty and underfeeding. (The daily job)”
― Erik Pevernagie

“With me, it was my liver that was out of order. […] I had the symptoms, beyond all mistake, the chief among them being “a general disinclination to work of any kind.”
What I suffer in that way no tongue can tell. From my earliest infancy I have been a martyr to it. As a boy, the disease hardly ever left me for a day. They did not know, then, that it was my liver. Medical science was in a far less advanced state than now, and they used to put it down to laziness.”
― Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat

“I had neither kith nor kin in England, and was therefore as free as air — or as free as an income of eleven shillings and sixpence a day will permit a man to be. Under such circumstances, I naturally gravitated to London, that great cesspool into which all the loungers and idlers of the Empire are irresistibly drained.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle, A Study in Scarlet


“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Okay, where do potatoes grow?

    • The ground
    • Trees
    • Bushes
    • The moon
    • My friend’s afro
  • Question of

    What are those little things that grow out of the potato when it gets old, called?

    • Noses
    • Ears
    • Hands
    • Eyes
    • Hair
  • Question of

    Dirt.

    • I LOVE DIRT.
    • Dirt is comforting.
    • Ew! I hate dirt!
    • Dirt’s okay. I think.
  • Question of

    Think of Idaho. What comes to mind?

    • POTATOES
    • A state?
    • That place by Montana and Washington… I think.
    • I visited once.
    • All/multiple of the above
  • Question of

    We’re having potatoes for dinner!

    • Mmm, yummy!
    • Cannibalism? D:
    • Okay, I guess.
    • NO POTATOES
  • Question of

    Pick one adjective to describe potatoes.

    • Sexy
    • Yummy
    • Okay
    • Gross
    • Me
    • I DON’T LIKE POTATOES
  • Question of

    Pick a potato (no affect).

    • Russet
    • Yukon
    • Waxy (red kind)
    • New (tiny yellowish)
    • Fingerling
    • Sweet potatoes
  • Question of

    Do you ever pretend to be a potato?

    • Only on the days that end in Y.
    • Nah…
    • Sometimes.
    • I’M NOT A POTATO
  • Question of

    I’m a potato.

    • Good for you?
    • SO AM I. *high five*
    • No you aren’t. You’re a human.
    • ….
  • Question of

    Well, this is it. I hope you enjoyed my quiz, and you’re a potato. Bye now!

    • Bye!
    • Bye!
  • Question of

    Do u love potatoe?

    • DUH YEAH!!!!
    • sure, they good
    • meh
    • NO WAY!
  • Question of

    Are fries made of potato?

    • YEAH!
    • NO!
  • Question of

    What are you most of da time?

    • Happy!
    • sad
    • normal
  • Question of

    What do ya do when sad?

    • I’m never sad!
    • Hug a potato
    • Pout
    • Go in me room
  • Question of

    Do ya like this quiz?

    • YEAH! LOVE IT!
    • NO!
    • I DON’T CARE! GIMME ANSWER
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