Are You Cute, Hot, Nerdy? (for guys! j


“You couldn’t just pick and choose at will when someone depended on you, or loved you. It wasn’t like a light switch, easy to turn on or off. If you were in, you were in. Out, you were out.”
Sarah Dessen,

“I got my heart’s desire, and there my troubles began.”
Lev Grossman,

“My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.”
Jess C Scott,

“I just…I just miss him. And I hate being so alone.”
Suzanne Collins,

“She was a beautiful dreamer. The kind of girl, who kept her head in the clouds, loved above the stars and left regret beneath the earth she walked on.”
robert m drake

“That night when you kissed me, I left a poem in your mouth, and you can hear some of the lines every time you breathe out.”
Andrea Gibson

“Intimacy is the capacity to be rather weird with someone – and finding that that’s ok with them.”
Alain de Botton

“Submission is not about authority and it is not obedience; it is all about relationships of love and respect.”
Wm. Paul Young,

“We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster than we should that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new. But to feel nothing so as not to feel anything—what a waste!”
André Aciman,

“Most men claim to desire driven, independent and confident women. Yet when confronted with such a creature reverence often evolves into resent. For just like women, men need to be needed.”
Tiffany Madison

“If equal affection cannot be,
W.H. Auden

“Wanting him to come back before anyone notices part of the world has not moved since he left.”
Brian Andreas

“If a man, who says he loves you, won’t tell you the details of a private conversation between him and another woman you can be sure he is not protecting your heart. He is protecting himself and the women he has feelings for. Wise women simply see things as they are, not as their low self-esteem allows.”
Shannon L. Alder

“An unarticulated crush is very different from an unrequited one, because at least with an unrequited crush you know what the hell you’re doing, even if the other person isn’t doing it back. An unarticulated crush is harder to grapple with, because it’s a crush that you haven’t even admitted to yourself. The romantic forces are all there — you want to see him, you always notice him, you treat every word from him as if it weighs more than anyone else’s. But you don’t know why. You don’t know that you’re doing it. You’d follow him to the end of the earth without ever admitting that your feet were moving.”
David Levithan,

“The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.”
Oscar Wilde,

“Oh, you know. Jace reminds me of an old boyfriend. Some guys look at you like they want sex. Jace looks at you like you’ve already
Cassandra Clare,

“It’s hard to communicate anything exactly and that’s why perfect relationships between people are difficult to find.”
Gustave Flaubert,

“It’s not your job to like me – it’s mine”
Byron Katie

“We know from daily life that we exist for other people first of all, for whose smiles and well-being our own happiness depends.”
Albert Einstein

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    How long do you take styling your hair in the morning?

    • I don’t really style my hair!
    • A long time, I need it combed back!
    • Ages.
  • Question of

    Have you ever rejected a girl?

    • No
    • Yes, I was so embarrassed I felt so bad?
    • Yeah she was so annoying
  • Question of

    Do you have TikTok?

    • Yeah, I don’t post videos though.
    • No
    • Yeah.
  • Question of

    It’s the cringey school disco! The hot girls are taking it seriously though! The most popular girl comes up to you and asks if you wanna come grab some drinks with her and some other people in your year after the party.. What do you say?

    • I never go to school discos, I’d rather be at home..
    • Omg she just talked to me! “Yeah, sure..” *faints*
    • You say “Cool, see you later then” then carry on chatting with your friends.
  • Question of

    You’re going out, and you see the popular girls outside in cute outfits. What do you do?

    • Oh, they’re so cute! Maybe not really my type though..
    • Meh.
    • Wolf-whistle because one of your mates just dared you to.
  • Question of

    What do you do after school?

    • Hang out with friends.
    • Homework straight away!
    • Chill and watch Netflix.
  • Question of

    Do you play sports?

    • Yeah! I always like to show off in PE lol
    • A couple, I’m not great though.
    • No, I’m rubbish at that kinda stuff…
  • Question of

    What’s your hairstyle like?

    • Short.
    • Long.
    • Medium.
  • Question of

    How many girlfriends have you had?

    • Well not really girlfriends but I’ve slept with a bunch of girls..
    • None..
    • Like a couple
  • Question of

    What do you do before bed?

    • Masturbate
    • Read
    • Watch TV
  • Question of

    Do you have glasses?

    • No
    • Yep.
    • No that’s for nerds!
  • Question of

    Your friends asks you for answers to homework. What do you do?

    • I’m the one asking for them!
    • Give them the answers.
    • No way! They should learn to be independent and do it for themselves!
  • Question of

    How many girls (excluding family) make up your contacts?

    • 0%
    • 30-50%
    • 10-20%
  • Question of

    Do you care about grades?

    • Duh..
    • Yes, but I’m so rubbish I just failed that maths test and my parents are gonna kill me!
    • Nah
  • Question of

    Which show would you rather watch on Netflix?

    • I don’t have Netflix. We don’t approve of that kind of stuff in this house!
    • Sex education
    • Stranger things

Are You Sexy? (For Women)

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