Emily
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You go out partying with your friends and you are challenged by some scrawny lightweight to a drinking game. You:
- What party?
- Join in right away to defend your pride
- Mouth off and up the stakes until a significant amount of money is involved
- Are the designated driver (sucker)
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You interview for the job of your dreams and afterwards they tell you you’re in, but the money is terrible and so are your hours. You:
- Probably didn’t show up for the interview
- Dance around a little and then accidentally puke on the interviewer because you are still hung-over from the night before
- Haggle over the salary and if they won’t budge, keep on looking
- Take the job. At least you’ll be happy doing what you love
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This is one of the busiest weeks of your life. You have tons of homework assignments, and some are more important than others. Included is a major paper worth 25% of your grade, and a relatively fun assignment for a class you enjoy, but is only worth a small percentage. You:
- Start working on the fun project to get your creativity flowing for when you have to bullshit your way through the paper
- Watch desperate housewives. For “inspiration”
- Stay up all night trying to do both
- Spend all your time making sure the paper is perfect
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You have been a complete jerk lately, and you can tell your significant other is really pissed off. You:
- Keep ignoring the problem, it will go away
- Listen to what they have to say, talk it out, and make a genuine attempt at improving the quality of your relationship
- Suck it up and bring flowers/cook dinner/make nice, mostly because you haven’t been laid in a while
- Break it off. You have no time for needy relationships with your fast paced lifestyle
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In high school you used to run track. On the day of the competition you would most likely:
- Try to win, mostly because your parents will hit you if you don’t
- Push yourself to the MAX. Second place is just a fancy word for LOSER
- Oversleep
- Try hard, but have fun. Winning isn’t everything
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Your little brother is having his 10th birthday party this Saturday, but you happen to have a hot date planned at the same time. You:
- Send him lots of presents in the mail so that you can go on your date and not feel guilty
- Reschedule your date and spend the evening partying with your little bro because you know it means a lot to him
- Go on your date, show up at your brothers party later and pass out drunk in the air-filled jump house
- Manage to squeeze in a quick visit to wish him a happy 10th before you leave for your date
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You are taking a course where the assigned reading is optional. You dont have much free time, but the book seems like an interesting read. You:
- Read the book cover to cover. Memorize some important facts for good measure
- Screw that. There are more important things to be doing, like for grades
- Look through it anyway, if you find some spare time
- Think about reading it. maybe
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You are the captain of an intramural soccer team, and you need to pick players for your team. You:
- Ask your friends to play, you just want to have fun
- Don’t really like soccer
- Make sure to pick only the best players to ensure a successful season
- Pfft. Who has time for intramural when you are practicing with the pros
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In your opinion, which of the following is the best reason for keeping your grades up in school:
- Getting good grades makes you feel good about yourself
- Your mom probably won’t let you smoke in her house if you drop out.
- You’ll lose your financial aid if you don’t
- Good grades mean you can go to a good graduate school and get a good job and move up in your job and get lots of monies and success and fame
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Why did you take this quiz?
- You were offered money
- Just for kicks
- Because you REALLY NEEDED TO KNOW
- Because you were bored
