Are You Sexy? (For Women)

 

“When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.”
Jess C. Scott,

“I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.”
Lisa Kleypas,

“Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.”
J.K. Rowling,

“I think you still love me, but we can’t escape the fact that I’m not enough for you. I knew this was going to happen. So I’m not blaming you for falling in love with another woman. I’m not angry, either. I should be, but I’m not. I just feel pain. A lot of pain. I thought I could imagine how much this would hurt, but I was wrong.”
Haruki Murakami,

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”
Carl Gustav Jung

“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other…Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever”
Dave Matthews Band

“You can talk with someone for years, everyday, and still, it won’t mean as much as what you can have when you sit in front of someone, not saying a word, yet you feel that person with your heart, you feel like you have known the person for forever…. connections are made with the heart, not the tongue.”
C. JoyBell C.

“For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.”
Stephanie Perkins,

“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”
Candace Bushnell,

“It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to something or someone the more it wants to get away. You feel like some kind of criminal for having felt, for having wanted. For having wanted to be wanted. It confuses you, because you think that your feelings were wrong and it makes you feel so small because it’s so hard to keep it inside when you let it out and it doesn’t coma back. You’re left so alone that you can’t explain. Damn, there’s nothing like that, is there? I’ve been there and you have too. You’re nodding your head.”
Henry Rollins,

“We’re all seeking that special person who is right for us. But if you’ve been through enough relationships, you begin to suspect there’s no right person, just different flavors of wrong. Why is this? Because you yourself are wrong in some way, and you seek out partners who are wrong in some complementary way. But it takes a lot of living to grow fully into your own wrongness. And it isn’t until you finally run up against your deepest demons, your unsolvable problems—the ones that make you truly who you are—that we’re ready to find a lifelong mate. Only then do you finally know what you’re looking for. You’re looking for the wrong person. But not just any wrong person: it’s got to be the right wrong person—someone you lovingly gaze upon and think, “This is the problem I want to have.”
Andrew Boyd,

“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships – the ones that last – are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is… suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.”
Gillian Anderson

“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.”
Ernest Hemingway,

“I mean, if the relationship can’t survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?”
Nicholas Sparks,

“Why is it,” he said, one time, at the subway entrance, “I feel I’ve known you so many years?”
Ray Bradbury,

“When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.”
Donald Miller,

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.”
Mae West

“There is greatness in doing something you hate for the sake of someone you love.”
Shmuley Boteach

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    How self-confident are you?

    • It depends. If someone else tells me I look good, I feel a lot better
    • Very. I’m hot and I know it!
    • Pretty decent. I generally like how I look
    • Let’s be honest here….I’m no Miss America
  • Question of

    What kind of clothes do you wear? Pick the closest.

    • Very little, tbh!
    • Basic jeans and a T-shirt
    • I always look for certain colors and shapes that I know flatter me
    • Anything to cover my gross body
    • Whatever’s clean
  • Question of

    Do men like you?

    • Only gross losers I’d never date
    • If honks, whistles, and bad pickup lines mean they like me, then yes
    • Yeah, I get my fair share of dates
    • No, it doesn’t really seem like it
  • Question of

    How do you walk?

    • Umm…one foot in front of the other
    • I tend to sway my hips a bit
    • Like a man (be honest!)
  • Question of

    What’s your BMI? (Body Mass Index)

    • 23-25
    • 26-30
    • 18-22
    • Over 30
    • Below 18
  • Question of

    How do you feel about your weight?

    • I know it’s not exactly healthy
    • I wouldn’t mind getting in a bit better shape
    • *Sighs*
    • I’d love to drop 3 lbs
    • I think it’s fine
  • Question of

    What’s your coloring? Pick the closest

    • Dark hair and skin with light eyes
    • Dark hair, medium or light skin and light eyes
    • Fair skin with red or blonde hair
    • Brown hair, brown eyes
  • Question of

    How’s your complexion?

    • Awful – I’m such a pizza face!
    • Very clear skin with even coloring
    • Um, so-so I guess. Not as good as most of my friends’ skin
    • I get the occasional zit, but my complexion’s otherwise great
    • It looks fine – I use acne meds (or did as a teen)
  • Question of

    Who cuts your hair?

    • A skilled stylist at a nice salon
    • Whoever’s working at Cost Cutters that day
    • I go to a salon for major changes, but get trims wherever
  • Question of

    How did you choose your current haircut?

    • I saw a picture of someone with my face shape who had this cut, and it looked flattering
    • It’s easy to style this way
    • I just sort of thought of what I wanted
    • I saw a picture of someone with this cut and thought it was cute
  • Question of

    What’s your hair routine?

    • Ponytails. Lots of ponytails
    • Styled nicely when I have time, pulled back when I don’t
    • It’s styled the same way every day
    • Perfectly blow dried and styled every day
  • Question of

    How do you keep your nails?

    • I have big fake nails
    • Choose this if you don’t clean under them regularly
    • Short and clean
    • I bite them and/or I don’t do anything about my cuticles
    • Filed and occasionally painted
  • Question of

    Your best friend says she’s treating you to a pedicure. What’s your reaction?

    • Ah, a few bucks saved. Nice!
    • Oh, God, how can I get out of this?
    • Umm, OK….
    • Yes! Yes! Yes!
  • Question of

    Ever read fashion magazines?

    • Maybe if I’m bored
    • I read a few favorites
    • Oh, yeah, most of them
    • Never!
  • Question of

    A hottie on the other side of the room is giving you a flirty glare. You:

    • Saunter over to him and sexily whisper, ‘Hey, cowboy’ in his ear
    • Silently freak out and hope he comes over to me to say hi
    • Turn around to see if there’s a pretty girl behind me or something
    • Smile nervously
    • Wink, then turn back to my friends
  • Question of

    Girl’s night out clubbing. What kind of shoes are you wearing?

    • Sneakers or sandals
    • Trendy new wedges or flats
    • Sexy stilettos or high-heeled boots
    • Boots…not the kind with heels
  • Question of

    What kind of underwear do you usually wear?

    • Thongs – I hate VPL!
    • Bikini panties
    • Boy shorts – cute and fun
    • Briefs. White ones
  • Question of

    Most days, your bra is a:

    • T-shirt bra
    • Sport bra. They’re more comfortable
    • A lacy demi-cup
    • A push up
  • Question of

    Which is closest to your daily makeup routine?

    • Full foundation, blush, eyeliner, bronzer, shadow, lipstick, etc.
    • The basics, plus eyeliner and shadow
    • The basics: concealer, powder, mascara, lip gloss
    • I don’t wear makeup
  • Question of

    How about makeup for a nice evening out?

    • Powder, lip gloss and mascara
    • I don’t wear any
    • The full routine…foundation, eyeliner, lipstick, etc.

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