Are you sure you have a crush?

 

“If you need something from somebody always give that person a way to hand it to you.”
Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees

“This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.”
Lorrie Moore, Like Life

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
Henny Youngman A Wild Sheep Chase

“Most everything you think you know about me is nothing more than memories.”
Haruki Murakami, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“When you hold a grudge, you want someone else’s sorrow to reflect your level of hurt but the two rarely meet.”
Steve Maraboli, Dead to the World

“It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.”
Charlaine Harris, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.”
Mandy Hale, It’s Not Summer Without You

“That’s when I finally got it. I finally understood. It wasn’t the thought that counted. It was the actual execution that mattered, the showing up for somebody. The intent behind it wasn’t enough. Not for me. Not anymore. It wasn’t enough to know that deep down, he loved me. You had to actually say it to somebody, show them you cared. And he just didn’t. Not enough.”
Jenny Han, Why Things Burn

“When you loved someone and had to let them go, there will always be that small part of yourself that whispers, “What was it that you wanted and why didn’t you fight for it?”
Shannon L. Alder The Valkyries

“I define connection as the energy that exists between people when they feel seen, heard, and valued; when they can give and receive without judgment; and when they derive sustenance and strength from the relationship.”
Brené Brown Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

“you can take this mouth
Daphne Gottlieb, You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

“He knew one of the women well, and had shared his universe with her. They had seen the same mountains, and the same trees, although each of them had seem them differently. She knew his weaknesses, his moments of hatred, of despair. Yet she was there at his side. They shared the same universe.”
Paulo Coelho, I’ll Give You the Sun

“The best relationships in our lives are the best not because they have been the happiest ones, they are that way because they have stayed strong through the most tormentful of storms.”
Pandora Poikilos, Where She Went

“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”
Scott Dikkers, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“People die, I think, but your relationship with them doesn’t. It continues and is ever-changing.”
Jandy Nelson, Watermelon

“There are so many things that demand to be said. Where did you go? Do you ever think about me? You’ve ruined me. Are you okay? But of course, I can’t say any of that.”
Gayle Forman, Survivor

“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
Jess C Scott, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
Marian Keyes, The Lover’s Dictionary

“Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Safe Haven

“A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman’s heart.”
Shannon Alder A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments

“When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.”
Deepak Chopra The Fault in Our Stars

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Your crush has winked at you! What do you do?

    • Stare at him like he has two heads
    • Wink back
    • Smile and turn away
  • Question of

    Your best friend told you that your crush likes you. Yes! But what are you going to do about it?

    • Ask him out
    • Tell him that you like him
    • Say: Yes, right
  • Question of

    You have had an extremely romantic dream about your crush.

    • False
    • I can’t remember dreams!
    • True
  • Question of

    Uh Oh! You see the most popular (and bitchy)girl in school flirting with ‘your man’. What do you do?

    • Say: Oh well, she’s going to get him No use trying.
    • Walk over and say to the girl: (name of the most unpopular guy in school) Says he loved your date last week!
    • Try to get your crush to come over to you
  • Question of

    You are talking to your crush, and you are about to ask him out, when your ex comes over and starts picking a fight with him. What does your crush do?

    • Walks away mumbling: It’s not worth it
    • Starts saying stuff like: She’s mine! She dumped you!, Even if he knows he’s going to get clobbered.
    • Hits your ex
  • Question of

    What does your crush wear

    • The newest styles
    • Clothes that will impress me( I know cause I told him to wear it)
    • Something that he got off the bargain rack
  • Question of

    Do you think about your crush?

    • Why would I waste valuable mind space on him?
    • Maybe…. Ok I daydream…..satisfied?
    • Oh yes, As much as I can
  • Question of

    If your parents didn’t let you date, what would you do if your crush asked you out?

    • Totally say yes, then sneak behind your parents back
    • Say: Uh, with you?
    • Say that your parents wouldn’t let you, but say that you’d try to get them to change their minds
  • Question of

    How much would you say you stare dreamily at your crush, on a scale of one to ten?

    • 5
    • 6-10
    • 0-4
  • Question of

    Have you ever gone on a date or kissed your crush?

    • Both many times
    • Eww! Boy germs!
    • Once…

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