Emily
- Question of
You are at home alone, chilling, when you hear a door creaking. What do you do?
- Think to yourself, “That’s weird” as you go check it out.
- Shrug your shoulders. Your house is old, anyway.
- Scream, “OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED!” and look up ways to get rid of ghosts.
- Question of
You’re on an airplane ride. What you’re thinking about is…
- How high up you are.
- What you should do first when you reach your destination.
- How you can bust the window you’re sitting by and fall out of it and die.
- Question of
You’re at your friend’s home. You notice that his hunting gun is sitting out. You…
- Compliment it and ask what kind of gun it is.
- Run away, terrified that he’s going to shoot you.
- Tell him he should keep that somewhere safe and not leave it out.
- Question of
As a female, would you wear leggings?
- Sure, why not?
- NO! People will stare!
- As long as my bottom is covered and it’s not too tight on me.
- Question of
Would you ever visit a zoo?
- As long as the animals are contained, of course.
- Yeah! I love animals.
- Are you insane? A lion might escape and eat me!
- Question of
Would you ever run on a treadmill?
- What if it malfunctions and goes flying backwards?
- I’d feel safer on real ground, but sure.
- Hey, I’m getting a workout and losing weight, right?
- Question of
While hiking in the woods, you contract a tick into your hair. What do you do?
- Get someone else to remove it for you.
- Gently remove it yourself.
- Scream and rip it out of your head, scared that you have Lyme’s disease.
- Question of
HOLY CRAP! YOU HAVE A SPIDER ON YOUR FACE!
- Bullcrap. (Me: I see how it is.)
- WHAT! *Smacks face, trying to find it.* (Me: LOL)
- Jeez! Don’t scare me like that! (Me: Sorry.)
- Question of
Do you watch horror movies?
- Yeah. I love horror movies.
- If someone is with me, then sure.
- NO!
- Question of
So… how was my quiz?
- It freaked me out a little… (Me: Oops. Sorry.)
- Good, thank you. (Me: *smiles.*)
- IS IT YOUR GOAL TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME! (Me: Easy there!)
