Emily
- Question of
What do you think when one of your friends tells you a really dirty joke they heard?
- I think “Dude, what is wrong with you?”
- I think “Okay, here’s my joke now…”
- I think “God, please cleanse my mind. I have all knowing and powerful trust in You and I ask in your Holy and Precious Name that my mind be cleansed and that you would cleanse the heart of ______ so they would be closer to you. Amen.”
- I think “That was a pretty good joke!”
- I think “If my mom saw me now!”
- Question of
What do you SAY when your friend tells you a really dirty joke?
- “That’s dirty!”
- “You shouldn’t tell jokes like that.”
- “What is your favorite bird?”
- “Okay, here’s my dirty joke…”
- Question of
When you see a picture that could be considered a little dirty, do you gasp? (with all the dirtiness?)
- Yes
- No (I’ve seen ’em all…)
- No
- Yes, then I rush to shut the screen off and go start asking God’s forgiveness.
- I raise my eyebrows…
- Question of
Have you told a dirty joke?
- Yes
- No
- Yes (it was pretty funny and dirty!)
- No I would never in my life do that
- Question of
Do you think you’ll know what answer you will get at the end?
- Yep
- No
- Umm…
- Question of
What is your favorite color?
- Red or black
- Orange, yellow, or pink
- Green or blue
- Purple
- Clear, white
- Question of
If you hear a song and you hear them sing a bad word or something dirty, do you stop listening? (By the way, it is one of your favorite songs. You didn’t know it had a mean word in it.)
- If I really, really like the song, then no.
- Yes. **** them
- Yeah, that’s wrong and they could’ve replaced the word with a nicer word.
- No.
- Yea
- Question of
Are you sure you still think you are truly pure?
- Yes!
- No…
- Um…. yo? (yes and no together)
- Question of
Have you ever said a swear word?
- Yes. All the time.
- No. I never will.
- Yes, it was honestly on accident though.
- Nope.
- Question of
Last question! Do you think you will go to heaven?
- Yep! I believe that Jesus died to save me.
- No.
- Um, maybe? (do you believe Jesus dies for you? If yes, then click yes!)
- What? Why is this question here?
- I choose not to answer.
