Are your hot, average, or ugly?

 

“Assumptions are the termites of relationships.”
Henry Winkler Song of Solomon

“You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.”
Julie de Lespinasse The Shack

“I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?”
Shannon L. Alder He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it’s there, because it can’t hurt, and because what difference does it make?”
Toni Morrison, Women Who Run With the Wolves: Myths and Stories of the Wild Woman Archetype

“I suppose that since most of our hurts come through relationships so will our healing, and I know that grace rarely makes sense for those looking in from the outside.”
Wm. Paul Young, Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”
Greg Behrendt, Rubaiyat

“Sometimes the one who is running from the Life/Death/Life nature insists on thinking of love as a boon only. Yet love in its fullest form is a series of deaths and rebirths. We let go of one phase, one aspect of love, and enter another. Passion dies and is brought back. Pain is chased away and surfaces another time. To love means to embrace and at the same time to withstand many endings, and many many beginnings- all in the same relationship.”
Clarissa Pinkola Estés, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“Because introverts are typically good listeners and, at least, have the appearance of calmness, we are attractive to emotionally needy people. Introverts, gratified that other people are initiating with them, can easily get caught in these exhausting and unsatisfying relationships.”
Adam S. McHugh The Rosie Project

“Learn to deal with the fact that you are not a perfect person but you are a person that deserves respect and honesty.”
Pandora Poikilos, Laughable Loves

“To wisely live your life, you don’t need to know much
Omar Khayyám, Mythology


Marty McConnell The Bridges

“I believe in the immeasurable power of love; that true love can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance.”
Steve Maraboli, He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“But why, why, why can’t people just say what they mean?”
Graeme Simsion, Eleanor & Park

“Yes, it’s a well-known fact about you: you’re like death, you take everything.”
Milan Kundera, The World According to Mister Rogers: Important Things to Remember

“A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.”
Charles Dickens Tender is the Night & The Last Tycoon

“Love cannot live where there is no trust.”
Edith Hamilton, The Time Traveler’s Wife

“What you want most you push away from you.
Tarjei Vesaas, Looking for Alaska

“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.”
Greg Behrendt, New Order

“You think that holding someone hard will bring them closer. You think that you can hold them so hard that you’ll still feel them, embossed on you, when you pull away.
Rainbow Rowell, The Lover’s Dictionary

“Mutual caring relationships require kindness and patience, tolerance, optimism, joy in the other’s achievements, confidence in oneself, and the ability to give without undue thought of gain.”
Fred Rogers, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    What is your body shape (if you don’t look up ‘body type shapes’)

    • Hourglass
    • Pear
    • Oval (apple)
    • Inverted Triangle
    • Other
  • Question of

    How tall are you?

    • Way taller for my age
    • Way shorter for my age
    • A little shorter for my age
    • Average for my age
    • A little taller for my age
  • Question of

    Acne?

    • A little acne
    • No acne
    • A lot of acne
  • Question of

    What color hair?

    • Blond
    • Orange/Red/Ginger
    • Dyed
    • Black
    • Brown
  • Question of

    Do people compliment your looks

    • Everyone once in a while
    • Only family:(
    • ALL THE TIME
  • Question of

    Do you have glasses?

    • Yes, Nerd glasses
    • No, I wear contacts
    • No, I don’t
    • Yes, aesthetic glasses
  • Question of

    How would you rate yourself on how pretty you are

    • 3-4
    • 5-6
    • 1-2
    • 9-10
    • 7-8
  • Question of

    Do you wear braces

    • Yes, I hate them
    • Yes, I love them
    • No
  • Question of

    What color eyes do you have?

    • Hazel
    • Brown
    • Blue
    • Green
  • Question of

    Are you overweight or skinny

    • Skinny
    • A little bot of both
    • Overweight
  • Question of

    Is your sense of style more modern or classic?

    • Modern
    • Classic
    • A mix of both
    • I don’t even know what my own sense of style is!
  • Question of

    What foreign city does your personality belong in?

    • Paris
    • London
    • Seoul
    • Tokyo
  • Question of

    How often do you hit the gym to lift weights?

    • Almost every day
    • I’m more of a cardio person.
    • Once in a while
    • Ugh, I hate working out!
  • Question of

    If you could be a model for a living, what type would you be?

    • Fitness model
    • Runway model
    • Glamor model
    • Parts model
  • Question of

    If some random person asked you out on a date, would you say ‘yes’ to them?

    • Ugh, no way!
    • I probably would.
    • I would have to get to know them first.
    • Trust me, this never happens!
  • Question of

    Which of these female celebs is considered ‘hot’ to you?

    • Megan Fox
    • Jessica Alba
    • Kim Kardashian
    • Taylor Swift
  • Question of

    How would you rate your overall makeup skills?

    • Expert
    • Average
    • Advanced
    • Total beginner
  • Question of

    When a problem arises in your life, you tend to …

    • Get angry and throw things
    • Talk it out with someone
    • Sleep, because that seems to solve everything
    • Laugh it off; these things happen!
  • Question of

    Would you ever become friends with someone more attractive than you?

    • I have jealousy issues, so no.
    • I try not to compare my beauty to others.
    • As long as they’re kind, I wouldn’t care.
    • Sure, why not?
  • Question of

    Do you thrive in chilly or warm climates?

    • I thrive in hot climates.
    • Warm climates
    • Chilly climates
    • Both

How sexy are you?

Is she hot?