Can we guess how popular you are?



  1. Leave the house.

In order to find your special someone you need to get out of your house and look for them. Life is not a fairy tale so don’t expect them to doing all the work and eventually knocking at your door because that is very unlikely to happen. You need to make efforts and one of them is stepping out of your comfort zone and meeting new people in order to find your potential partner.

  1. Visit target-rich environments.

You need to figure out your type and the most easy way to do so is to know what excites you and appeals you the most. In order to make sure that your quest to find “the one” is successful, you need to what you are looking for. So is it someone religious or someone more wild and liberal? Depending on what it is that you seek, go out to church, galleries, music festivals, bookstores or hardware stores, and you will end up finding the one.

“You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that’s why I’m scared when you say you love me.”
― Bob Marely

“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.”
― Allen Ginsberg, Howl, Kaddish and Other Poems

“It is so easy at times for a lonely individual to begin fantasizing about what the people outside are saying about him and, in result, irrationally and fearfully, and sometimes angrily, fancy himself a villain.”
― Criss Jami, Healology

“When you are famous it is hard to work on small problems. This is what did Shannon in. After information theory, what do you do for an encore? The great scientists often make this error. They fail to continue to plant the little acorns from which the mighty oak trees grow. They try to get the big thing right off. And that isn’t the way things go. So that is another reason why you find that when you get early recognition it seems to sterilize you.”
― Richard Hamming

“There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slut for life. The cynic in me would call it a bad habit, but that’d make me a whore in denial and if there’s one thing I am, it’s an honest bitch. Then again, you don’t get famous for being daddy’s little angel, but you can easily fall into the Infamy Bracket by preaching a made-up Bible quote now and again. They say I’m shallow, but I’ve made a living out off diving off the deep end.”
― Dave Matthes, Sleepeth Not, the Bastard

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    How do you most often use your phone?

    • Texting and posting on social media
    • Surfing the Internet
    • Posting comments online
    • Just making phone calls
  • Question of

    How do you feel about science fiction?

    • It’s alright if there’s a lot of action
    • It’s the very best genre
    • I don’t get the appeal
    • Some of it’s alright
  • Question of

    How would you describe your drinking tendencies?

    • Great way to get the party started
    • Not really my thing
    • I’m a mean drunk
    • I would rather drink alone
  • Question of

    What role would you play at a house party?

    • I’m the one throwing the party
    • I’m the one that snuck in
    • I’m the one complaining about the noise
    • I’m the no-show
  • Question of

    How would you describe your social skills?

    • I’m the life of the party
    • I can be a little awkward
    • Social skills are highly overrated
    • Social situations make me uncomfortable
  • Question of

    How much effort do you put into pursuing your goals?

    • If it gets too difficult, I tend to move on
    • I strive for the best in everything I do
    • Too much effort is unhealthy
    • I put in some effort but not enough to overly exert myself
  • Question of

    How would you describe the way you look at the world?

    • With a positive outlook
    • Through reason and logic
    • Gloom and doom
    • With a narrow outlook
  • Question of

    What type of dog do you prefer?

    • One that’s happy to play
    • Not a dog person
    • Super small
    • One that naps a lot
  • Question of

    How often did you get into trouble when you were in school?

    • Often, but it was always with my friends
    • Never
    • All the time
    • Not very often
  • Question of

    How would you describe your motivation level?

    • I can do anything I put my mind to
    • I tend to get distracted
    • I’m not motivated at all
    • I work well alone
  • Question of

    What type of pet would you prefer?

    • A dog
    • A turtle
    • A ferret
    • A cat
  • Question of

    Would you describe yourself as likable?

    • Extremely likable
    • It depends if I find like-minded people
    • Not at all
    • Once I open up
  • Question of

    Which social media site do you spend the most time using?

    • Instagram
    • LinkedIn
    • Facebook
    • Reddit
  • Question of

    How would you describe your sense of humor?

    • I always crack people up
    • I have a very specific type of humor
    • I’m not really funny
    • Dry sense of humor
  • Question of

    Would you consider yourself to be tech-savvy?

    • I can get by
    • Anything I don’t know, I can get my friends to help with
    • I’m everyone’s source for tech support
    • I can’t even work my own phone

Which Minion are you?

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