Can We Guess If Your Love Is Healthy for You?

  • Question of

    How many of your close friends are happily married?

    • Most of them
    • A few
    • Almost none
    • Some are married. Happily? Only they know!
  • Question of

    What character flaw do you need to work on most?

    • I forget to say ‘no’ because I want to help, then get spread too thin.
    • I have a temper.
    • I’m flaky.
    • I’m a total doormat, and I know it.
  • Question of

    If you ask your partner nicely to do something small but slightly inconvenient, what are the odds that they will do it?

    • 90%
    • 75%
    • 40%
    • I would not ask them to inconvenience themselves, nor would they.
  • Question of

    When was the last time your boo did something nice but mundane for you, just because (e.g., fold all your laundry without asking, make dinner for both of you, etc)?

    • Today
    • This week
    • This season
    • I don’t remember.
  • Question of

    How often does your partner speculate aloud about leaving you?

    • As a joke or a nightmare they had? Once in a while.
    • A few times a year
    • Oh, we both know this won’t last.
    • Whenever I give them a reason
  • Question of

    Have the two of you gone through some things together?

    • You name it, we survived it. Job loss, health issues, death of loved ones …
    • One or two things
    • Not yet
    • Yes, and we broke up temporarily.
  • Question of

    Do you absolutely trust your partner around your child or pet?

    • Of course! They are my co-parent/owner in all things!
    • Yes, as long as we agree on the rules.
    • Generally, yes. They might be a little irresponsible for long stays, though.
    • Well, they can be a bit irritable, so maybe taking care of children or animals is not the best idea.
  • Question of

    Do you ever snoop through each other’s phones?

    • We know all the passwords, but I don’t know or care whether they snoop.
    • Once in a while, for fun
    • I totally would if I could.
    • No, if you look at their phone, it means you are untrusting, and that isn’t true love.
  • Question of

    How do you feel about your partner’s best friend’s influence?

    • Most of our friends are mutual, so fine.
    • Mostly OK, except that one guy
    • All their friends are awful.
    • I don’t know their friends.
  • Question of

    How do you feel when you’re just chilling at home with your partner?

    • Calm and happy
    • Pretty comfy
    • Mostly happy but sometimes a little excited, but I’m not sure if it is in a good or bad way.
    • A little nervous
  • Question of

    How often do the two of you spend special time together, like going on a date or just setting aside an hour to snuggle?

    • Weekly or more
    • A couple of times a month
    • Monthly or so
    • Rarely
  • Question of

    If your partner has a problem with something you did, how do you hear about it?

    • They tell me nicely, as soon as they can.
    • They try to ignore it but then tell me later.
    • They passive-aggressively avoid me, then mutter.
    • They shout at me, sometimes in public.
  • Question of

    How often do you argue?

    • Regularly but never with shouting!
    • From time to time
    • I don’t think we can be bothered.
    • Daily if I don’t make an effort to keep the peace
  • Question of

    What were the relationships like in the home where you grew up?

    • Harmonious and kind
    • Pretty warm with occasional shouting
    • Erratic
    • Non-existent
  • Question of

    Which movie do you think depicts a desirable relationship?

    • Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet in ‘Pride & Prejudice,’ but only at the end once they’ve grown up a bit.
    • It’s perverse, but I’m going with ‘The Addams Family.’
    • ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ depicts a great couple!
    • Weirdly enough, the lead couple in that ‘Neighbors’ movie with Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne.

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