Couples Who Fail This Relationship Quiz Are Definitely Over


“…the opposite of love is not hate — it’s apathy. It’s not giving a damn. If somebody hates me, they must “feel” something … or they couldn’t possibly hate. Therefore, there’s some way in which I can get to them.”
Leo F. Buscaglia

“No matter how close we are to another person, few human relationships are as free from strife, disagreement, and frustration as is the relationship you have with a good dog. Few human beings give of themselves to another as a dog gives of itself. I also suspect that we cherish dogs because their unblemished souls make us wish – consciously or unconsciously – that we were as innocent as they are, and make us yearn for a place where innocence is universal and where the meanness, the betrayals, and the cruelties of this world are unknown.”
Dean Koontz,

“This love of which I speak is slow to lose patience – it looks for a way of being constructive.
Elisabeth Elliot,

“If a man can possess a woman sexually -really possess- he won’t need to control her ideas, her opinions, her clothes, her friends, even her other lovers.”
Toni Bentley

“I don’t understand dating.. and the other things that people do.. all I know is that you ought to find the one you recognize. The one who gives you four arms, four legs, four eyes, and has the other half of your heart. There’s only one of those, so what are all the other things for? Like dating?”
C. JoyBell C.

“Caring about someone isn’t complicated. It isn’t easy. But it isn’t complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.”
Jim Butcher,

“But in the real world, you couldnt really just split a family down the middle, mom on one side, dad the other, with the child equally divided between. It was like when you ripped a piece of paper into two: no matter how you tried, the seams never fit exactly right again. It was what you couldn’t see, those tiniest of pieces, that were lost in the severing, and their absence kept everything from being complete.”
Sarah Dessen,

“I hope we’ll be friends forever, together we’ll always be. I don’t think you understand just how much you mean to me. And one day when we part our ways, we’ll think back to the past and think about how happy we are ’cause our friendship will always last.”
Bridget Davis

“When forever becomes a place…when forever ceases to be just a word… when it ceases to be just a measurement of time…but instead becomes a place where soul mates can dance to the song in their hearts… that is a reflection of true love.”
Steve Maraboli,

“Death is the easy part, the hard part is living and knowing you could be so much more then you’re willing to be.”
robert m drake

“Your absence has not taught me to be alone, it merely has shown that when together we cast a single shadow on the wall.”
Doug Fetherling

“Often men who have been emotionally neglected and abused as children by dominating mothers bond with assertive women, only to have their childhood feelings of being engulfed surface. While they could not ‘smash their mommy’ and still receive love, they find that they can engage in intimate violence with partners who respond to their acting out by trying harder to connect with them emotionally, hoping that the love offered in the present will heal the wounds of the past. If only one party in the relationship is working to create love, to create the space of emotional connection, the dominator model remains in place and the relationship just becomes a site for continuous power struggle.”
bell hooks

“Falling in love in a Christian way is to say,’I am excited about your future and I want to be part of getting you there. I’m signing up for the journey with you. Would you sign up for the journey to my true self with me? It’s going to be hard but I want to get there.”
Timothy Keller

“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
Marilyn Monroe

“We met each other when we were young, before we knew enough about disappointment, and once we did we found we reminded each other of it.”
Nicole Krauss,

“..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he’s just not that into you.”
Greg Behrendt,

“I didn’t know someone could love me like this,” she said. “Could love me and love me and love me without…needing space.”
Rainbow Rowell,

“But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one for this (which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I’m going to blame John Cusack.”
Chuck Klosterman,

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  • Question of

    How do you feel about your partner’s friendships with the opposite gender?

    • What? Like siblings?
    • As long as they love me most
    • Any friend of theirs is a friend of mine
    • Friends with benefits. No friends at all. What’s it matter?
  • Question of

    If you won the lottery this week, what would you do?

    • Get nicer things, pay off debt, help out the family, that’s about it.
    • Find yourself a new house, new car, and a new lover.
    • Whatever your SO wants.
    • To heck if anyone is going to find out!
  • Question of

    Describe your relationship in one word.

    • Worth
    • Everything
    • Tense
    • Okay
  • Question of

    If the two of you need relationship advice, who do you talk to?

    • Each other, or someone we agree on
    • Anyone but your lover, you need advice they don’t hear
    • We don’t need advice
    • His mother…no her sister…no your exes
  • Question of

    Put these four priorites in order.

    • Each other, family/friends, work
    • Work, family/friends, each other
    • Family/friends, each other, work
    • The two of you are split
  • Question of

    How well do you know each other?

    • Better than we know ourselves!
    • Like a distant cousin
    • You know each other’s favorite color
    • One of you knows both of you very well
  • Question of

    How often do you agree?

    • Most of the time, but we’re not perfect
    • Agree? That’ll be the day, my babe is a mess!
    • Agree or not? What does it matter?
    • Let’s just say one of us talks and the other agrees
  • Question of

    How long should you go together before moving in or getting married?

    • Enough time to really get to know each other
    • Geez! Get married? Not in a million years!
    • A couple of weeks, maybe up to 5 years
    • One of you is ready, but the other isn’t
  • Question of

    What would you do if you got pregnant unexpectedly?

    • Work hard to become perfect parents!
    • Not have it
    • Have a long talk about what to do with it.
    • That is not going to happen…ever!
  • Question of

    How often do you say I love you?

    • I say it all the time
    • Not often enough
    • Every day, and then some
    • Never
  • Question of

    If you could only do one of these things with your partner, what would it be?

    • Touch each other
    • Talk to each other
    • See each other
    • Listen to each other
  • Question of

    How secure are you in the relationship?

    • Not at all
    • What’s meant to be, will be
    • Very secure
    • We’re both pretty jealous
  • Question of

    When do you act differently?

    • When we’re alone, we’re weird together
    • When we’re alone, we get really quiet
    • When around certain friends/family members
    • Our relationship is a rollercoaster
  • Question of

    When is it okay to flirt with other men/women?

    • Why would we want to flirt? We have everything we need.
    • Whenever your partner flirts.
    • Whenever you feel like it.
    • They flirt, but you could never do that.
  • Question of

    Are either of you friends with your exes?

    • We definitely aren’t, but I trust them either way
    • Depends on the ex.
    • BFFs. They are usually the one to go to when we fight.
    • Let’s just say one of us is.

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Couples Who Fail This Relationship Quiz Are Definitely Over