Do you Love your teachers?

 

“When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.”
Jess C. Scott,

“I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.”
Lisa Kleypas,

“Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.”
J.K. Rowling,

“I think you still love me, but we can’t escape the fact that I’m not enough for you. I knew this was going to happen. So I’m not blaming you for falling in love with another woman. I’m not angry, either. I should be, but I’m not. I just feel pain. A lot of pain. I thought I could imagine how much this would hurt, but I was wrong.”
Haruki Murakami,

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”
Carl Gustav Jung

“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other…Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever”
Dave Matthews Band

“You can talk with someone for years, everyday, and still, it won’t mean as much as what you can have when you sit in front of someone, not saying a word, yet you feel that person with your heart, you feel like you have known the person for forever…. connections are made with the heart, not the tongue.”
C. JoyBell C.

“For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.”
Stephanie Perkins,

“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”
Candace Bushnell,

“It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to something or someone the more it wants to get away. You feel like some kind of criminal for having felt, for having wanted. For having wanted to be wanted. It confuses you, because you think that your feelings were wrong and it makes you feel so small because it’s so hard to keep it inside when you let it out and it doesn’t coma back. You’re left so alone that you can’t explain. Damn, there’s nothing like that, is there? I’ve been there and you have too. You’re nodding your head.”
Henry Rollins,

“We’re all seeking that special person who is right for us. But if you’ve been through enough relationships, you begin to suspect there’s no right person, just different flavors of wrong. Why is this? Because you yourself are wrong in some way, and you seek out partners who are wrong in some complementary way. But it takes a lot of living to grow fully into your own wrongness. And it isn’t until you finally run up against your deepest demons, your unsolvable problems—the ones that make you truly who you are—that we’re ready to find a lifelong mate. Only then do you finally know what you’re looking for. You’re looking for the wrong person. But not just any wrong person: it’s got to be the right wrong person—someone you lovingly gaze upon and think, “This is the problem I want to have.”
Andrew Boyd,

“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships – the ones that last – are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is… suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.”
Gillian Anderson

“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.”
Ernest Hemingway,

“I mean, if the relationship can’t survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?”
Nicholas Sparks,

“Why is it,” he said, one time, at the subway entrance, “I feel I’ve known you so many years?”
Ray Bradbury,

“When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.”
Donald Miller,

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.”
Mae West

“There is greatness in doing something you hate for the sake of someone you love.”
Shmuley Boteach

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Do you hang out with your teachers before or after school?

    • Once in a while… only when there is no one else around to hang with.
    • No. Why the hell would I do that? They’d just give me detention!
    • YES! Everyday!
    • No, I have my own friends.
    • OF COURSE! My teachers are my only friends.
  • Question of

    Do you make jokes with your teachers?

    • Who else gets my jokes!
    • No. I just do what they tell me.
    • Sometimes.
    • My jokes are all about getting my teachers fired. Or killed.
    • Depends. Political- YES! Sexual- MAYBE!
  • Question of

    What grade do you get the most?

    • A
    • D
    • F…F… another F…
    • B
    • C
  • Question of

    Which do you prefer: male or female (teachers)?

    • Female, because they give less homework.
    • Male, because they like me better. And I can flirt to get my way.
    • MALE, because they never have PMS.
    • Female, because they remind me of my mom.
    • NONE! I hate all teachers.
  • Question of

    Tell me: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a teacher?

    • No. But I’ve fantasized about killing them.
    • No! I only like talking to my teachers!
    • Yes.
    • I’m dating a really cute boy now, I don’t fantasize about anyone but him.
    • no. but I am not opposed to it…
  • Question of

    Would you EVER have sex with a teacher?

    • If we were in love.
    • YES! He can spank me any day! I’ll do it on his desk every night if he would just let me.
    • Maybe.
    • HELL NO!
    • You are so sick.
  • Question of

    Would you give him sexual favors for a better grade?

    • I’d rather fail all my classes and become a HOBO, than even come CLOSE to touching anything that RESEMBLES a teacher.
    • I’d give him sexual favors for a lollipop! I love candy.
    • errr…. no.
    • I’d give him MORE than sexual favors. I’d give him my virginity. HARDER MISTER-!
    • If I was doing REALLY BADLY in his class and had no other way to bring it up.
  • Question of

    Have you ever had sex with, flirted with, or had really close contact with a teacher or professor?

    • Just flirting. But holy crap do I want to do the other stuff, RIGHT NOW!
    • NEVER!
    • I stay as far away as possible.
    • YES! Three times!
    • Just the flirting part.
  • Question of

    Does he know you like him?

    • No.
    • If he can’t tell that giving him blowjobs after school is ‘liking’ then he shouldn’t be a teacher!
    • I haven’t said anything but I think that he has figured it out.
    • If by ‘like’ you mean ‘HATE, DESPISE, LOATHE…’ then yes.
    • I don’t like him.
  • Question of

    Last Question: Is this quiz weird?

    • NO WAY! Do you love sex with teachers too?
    • Not Really. I agree with a lot.
    • No. I’ve seen weirder. (like the one about which breed of rabbit I am)
    • HELLS FRICKING YES! you freak!
    • yes.
  • Question of

    Do you always want to be near him and see him a lot, and even wait for him, but when you do, you get very upset, and when he’s away, you get upset, too?

    • No, not really, I like to be around him sometimes though and chat when I’m feeling confident to do so.
    • Yes, sometimes, I don’t cry or anything, but I get jealous when he talks to other students and things, and sometimes I’d rather be away from him that close.
    • I wait for him a lot, I know his usual hang out spots and his rota, but sometimes I’m too busy to bother.
    • I know all his hang out spots and this full rota and make sure I’m there to talk to him, I wait for him even when he isn’t on duty for anything!
  • Question of

    Do you talk to him everytime he walks past?

    • Yes, most times, he’s a friendly person.
    • Sometimes, but I get a little bit nervous to even smile sometimes.
    • Yes, if I don’t I’ll be angry at myself.
    • Yes, I just have to, I wait for him just to say hi if I don’t I’ll be upset for not talking to him and sometimes he talks to me first which makes me happy. I sometimes jot down conversation ideas too.
  • Question of

    Do you dream about him most nights, does he ever leave your mind?

    • I have only every dream of him once or twice that I can remember and he leaves my mind most of the time when I’m concentrating on other things.
    • I dream about him at least once a week or fortnight and he leaves my mind more than he stays in, but not much more.
    • I dream about him at least twice a week to what I can remember and he stays in my mind for the majority of the time and it makes me upset.
    • I dream about him at least 4 times a week and he has only ever left my mind in my sleep apart from dreams and It makes me upset that sometimes I start crying.
  • Question of

    How many of these symptoms do you experience: Nausea, dizzyness, thought of hurting yourself, panic attacks, sweats, racing heart beat, mega-shyness, going crazy, annoying your friends so badly about it, thinking about making a move, crying, stress, confusion?

    • Only 1 or 2, just sweating, racing heart beat, a bit shy.
    • All the mild ones and a lot of confusion and stress.
    • Most of them apart from the major ones like panic attacks and thought of hurting yourself.
    • All of them, maybe a couple of them only rarely or occasionally, but all of them I have experienced.
  • Question of

    Have you stolen his style, do you stalk his social networking site, do you like the same colours as him on purpose, do you make up loads of fun lies about him constantly (saying he comes to your house, saying he flirts with you, etc), do you just generally obsess over him and draw pictures of him, write a diary, store pictures of him on your computer, all that stuff?.

    • Yes, I like his style so wear a couple of similar things and concentrate on the colors he likes, and checked out his Facebook only once or twice, but that’s all!.
    • I do about half of these, apart from major ones like save pictures of him, make a diary, draw pictures of him apart from silly random doodles when I’m bored.
    • I do most apart from the ones that would get him into trouble and me like saving pictures of him but I have written a diary.
    • All of them, no doubt, all of them all the time I can’t help myself it makes up the majority of my free time.
  • Question of

    Do you feel like seeing him working out or jogging?

    • Well, I am not dying to see him but yeah, kind of…
    • Yeah, it feels like I want to be there every single time she comes.
    • Yes! It makes me happy.
    • I have to be there when he comes, I can’t miss it.
  • Question of

    What if he scolds you in the front of whole class, how would you feel?

    • Embarrassed. It would hurt me.
    • Well, I think kind of embarrassing but students get scolded, don’t they?
    • I won’t like it! I don’t think he would ever do that.
    • It’s okay, at least he would notice me, and if he punishes me with his own hands, it would be hot.
  • Question of

    What if an even more handsome guy approaches you, then…

    • Wow, I would like that.
    • Damn! Well, I don’t think I would keep anything romantic with him since I have my eyes on my teacher.
    • So what? It’s not like any guy approaches me and I would start flirting or dating.
    • Not even a chance. I don’t care if he is handsome or something, I don’t care cuz no one beats my teacher.

Are you in love with your teacher? (girls only)

Should you be together? ( High school / Teenager )