Do you need a new bae?

 

“If you need something from somebody always give that person a way to hand it to you.”
Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees

“This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.”
Lorrie Moore, Like Life

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
Henny Youngman A Wild Sheep Chase

“Most everything you think you know about me is nothing more than memories.”
Haruki Murakami, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“When you hold a grudge, you want someone else’s sorrow to reflect your level of hurt but the two rarely meet.”
Steve Maraboli, Dead to the World

“It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.”
Charlaine Harris, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.”
Mandy Hale, It’s Not Summer Without You

“That’s when I finally got it. I finally understood. It wasn’t the thought that counted. It was the actual execution that mattered, the showing up for somebody. The intent behind it wasn’t enough. Not for me. Not anymore. It wasn’t enough to know that deep down, he loved me. You had to actually say it to somebody, show them you cared. And he just didn’t. Not enough.”
Jenny Han, Why Things Burn

“When you loved someone and had to let them go, there will always be that small part of yourself that whispers, “What was it that you wanted and why didn’t you fight for it?”
Shannon L. Alder The Valkyries

“I define connection as the energy that exists between people when they feel seen, heard, and valued; when they can give and receive without judgment; and when they derive sustenance and strength from the relationship.”
Brené Brown You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

“you can take this mouth
Daphne Gottlieb, I’ll Give You the Sun

“He knew one of the women well, and had shared his universe with her. They had seen the same mountains, and the same trees, although each of them had seem them differently. She knew his weaknesses, his moments of hatred, of despair. Yet she was there at his side. They shared the same universe.”
Paulo Coelho, Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”
Scott Dikkers, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“People die, I think, but your relationship with them doesn’t. It continues and is ever-changing.”
Jandy Nelson, Where She Went

“The best relationships in our lives are the best not because they have been the happiest ones, they are that way because they have stayed strong through the most tormentful of storms.”
Pandora Poikilos, Watermelon

“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
Jess C Scott, Survivor

“There are so many things that demand to be said. Where did you go? Do you ever think about me? You’ve ruined me. Are you okay? But of course, I can’t say any of that.”
Gayle Forman, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
Marian Keyes, The Lover’s Dictionary

“Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Safe Haven

“A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman’s heart.”
Shannon Alder A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments

“When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.”
Deepak Chopra The Fault in Our Stars

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Is he hot?

    • No I don’t even really like him as more than a friend (or at all)
    • Kind of, maybe, I guess so
    • OMG SOOOOOOOO HOT
    • He is, but the heart is what really matters
  • Question of

    Does he ever buy you gifts? (christmas, birthdays, valentines day, etc.)

    • If it is a special occasion, yes
    • No, and he said I don’t deserve any of his money
    • Sometimes, but his heart is pure, so I don’t care
    • Not often, but we haven’t been dating long
  • Question of

    Does he act differently with you around his friends?

    • Yes, but he delivers the news in a nice way
    • Not very often, but we both are kind of awkward around each others friends
    • Yes, he tells me to go away all the time even when I’m not with him
    • Nope, he shows me off as if I were a grammy award wherever we go and always acts like a gentleman
  • Question of

    Has he ever said he loves you?

    • He says it all the time, with added kisses almost always
    • Ik he has said it before, I just can’t remember when the last time he said I was
    • Nope, he says he hates my guts tho
    • Yes, whenever it fits into the conversation
  • Question of

    Does he do sports? (if so, what sports?)

    • Yes, but none of the above
    • No
    • Swimming, cross country, golf, and/or tennis
    • Basketball, baseball, football, and/or soccer
    • Every sport he can get his hands on
  • Question of

    What is you guys’ couple song? (if you don’t have one, which of these would it be?)

    • Lucid dreams, Juice Wrld
    • Say you wont let go, James Arthur
    • Perfect, Ed Sheeran
    • Girls like you, Maroon 5
    • I hate you I love you, Olivia O’Brien
  • Question of

    What is he known for saying?

    • None of the above
    • Jock-talk
    • Curse words
    • Things about you
  • Question of

    What is his favorite thing to do?

    • Music
    • Be with you
    • Sporty stuff
    • Cuss me out
  • Question of

    If he went to the office, what would it be for?

    • Dress code (taking off his shirt to show off)
    • Kissing (you) on school property
    • Cursing and drinking on school property
    • Fighting
  • Question of

    What is his idea of a perfect date?

    • Out to eat at a fancy restaurant, and a make out session while you watch a romance of your choice
    • Pizza and Netflix of his choice
    • As long as he’s not with me, anything sounds good.
    • Anything as long as he’s with you

Is he really a sociopath?

Does My Current Boyfriend Still Care? (middle schoolers)