Does He Like Me? (Totally Accurate, No Kidding!)

 

“Assumptions are the termites of relationships.”
Henry Winkler Song of Solomon

“You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.”
Julie de Lespinasse The Shack

“I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?”
Shannon L. Alder He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it’s there, because it can’t hurt, and because what difference does it make?”
Toni Morrison, Women Who Run With the Wolves: Myths and Stories of the Wild Woman Archetype

“I suppose that since most of our hurts come through relationships so will our healing, and I know that grace rarely makes sense for those looking in from the outside.”
Wm. Paul Young, Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”
Greg Behrendt, Rubaiyat

“Sometimes the one who is running from the Life/Death/Life nature insists on thinking of love as a boon only. Yet love in its fullest form is a series of deaths and rebirths. We let go of one phase, one aspect of love, and enter another. Passion dies and is brought back. Pain is chased away and surfaces another time. To love means to embrace and at the same time to withstand many endings, and many many beginnings- all in the same relationship.”
Clarissa Pinkola Estés, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“Because introverts are typically good listeners and, at least, have the appearance of calmness, we are attractive to emotionally needy people. Introverts, gratified that other people are initiating with them, can easily get caught in these exhausting and unsatisfying relationships.”
Adam S. McHugh The Rosie Project

“Learn to deal with the fact that you are not a perfect person but you are a person that deserves respect and honesty.”
Pandora Poikilos, Laughable Loves


Marty McConnell Mythology

“To wisely live your life, you don’t need to know much
Omar Khayyám, The Bridges

“I believe in the immeasurable power of love; that true love can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance.”
Steve Maraboli, Eleanor & Park

“But why, why, why can’t people just say what they mean?”
Graeme Simsion, He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Yes, it’s a well-known fact about you: you’re like death, you take everything.”
Milan Kundera, The World According to Mister Rogers: Important Things to Remember

“Love cannot live where there is no trust.”
Edith Hamilton, Tender is the Night & The Last Tycoon

“What you want most you push away from you.
Tarjei Vesaas, The Time Traveler’s Wife

“You think that holding someone hard will bring them closer. You think that you can hold them so hard that you’ll still feel them, embossed on you, when you pull away.
Rainbow Rowell, Looking for Alaska

“A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.”
Charles Dickens New Order

“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.”
Greg Behrendt, The Lover’s Dictionary

“Mutual caring relationships require kindness and patience, tolerance, optimism, joy in the other’s achievements, confidence in oneself, and the ability to give without undue thought of gain.”
Fred Rogers, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Does he ever stare at you?

    • OMG! He totally stares at me, and when I catch him, he smiles
    • Sometimes I get the feeling someone’s looking at me, and I catch him staring at me – but he quickly looks away
    • I don’t know. I never really pay attention because I don’t like him – but I always get this feeling I’m being watched. Is that normal?
    • I don’t think he does. It always looks like he’s staring at other girls
    • UGH! No, he doesn’t stare at me
  • Question of

    Do you two have anything in common (for example, favorite color, book, movie, etc.)?

    • YES! We have everything in common!
    • I guess we have most things in common
    • I’ve never asked him anything personal
    • Well, we might have a few things in common – that’s a good thing, right?
    • I TOLD YOU ALREADY – HE DOESN’T LIKE ME!
  • Question of

    Are you friends?

    • Yeah, we’re like total best buds!
    • You could say we’re a little closer than friends
    • We’re just friends
    • We are sort of friends – I really can’t tell
    • NO! HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW I EXIST!
  • Question of

    Does he ever act different when you’re around (like he’s more shy, or he blushes, etc.)?

    • He never acts different around his friends and me, but when it’s just me, he totally acts different
    • Well, he acts different
    • He acts a little different, but it’s not noticeable if you’re not looking for it
    • Sometimes he blushes, but I think it’s only because another girl is there that he likes
    • I TOLD YOU HE DOESN’T LIKE ME! PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY HE LIKES SOMEONE ELSE
  • Question of

    Does he ask questions to get to know you personally?

    • HE ASKS ABOUT EVERYTHING!
    • Yeah, he asks me questions, but not many very personal ones
    • He always eavesdrops on my convos with friends and laughs when it’s funny – does that count?
    • He asked how many siblings I have (for an assignment), if that counts
    • I TOLD YOU ALREADY! HE. DOES. NOT. LIKE. ME
  • Question of

    Does he try to get physically closer to you (for example, does he try to make contact with you physically)?

    • When we’re standing near each other, he always comes to me and we are close – his shoulder is rubbing against mine
    • He tries to hug me, but sometimes I push him away because people are looking
    • Well, he stands near me, and he doesn’t move away from me
    • He doesn’t usually try to make contact with me, but if he does, he makes a face
    • I TOLD YOU THAT HE DOESN’T LIKE ME!
  • Question of

    Be honest here – do YOU think he likes you?

    • TOTALLY!
    • I guess so, but I’m not sure
    • I don’t know – that’s why I’m taking this test!
    • There’s a chance
    • ABSOLUTELY NOT!
  • Question of

    When you talk, who starts the conversation?

    • He’s always the one who starts it
    • It’s mostly him
    • It’s 50-50
    • It’s mostly me – we rarely talk
    • WE DON’T TALK AT ALL!
  • Question of

    When you are talking, he:

    • Blushes slightly and looks directly into my eyes
    • Looks at my face
    • Gives me his attention, but doesn’t look directly at me
    • Looks at me like I have something on my face
    • HE DOESN’T TALK TO ME AT ALL!
  • Question of

    Has he ever teased you?

    • NO! He’s totally nice to me!
    • He teases me, but just for fun
    • OMG, he’s SO annoying! But sometimes, it’s cute!
    • He teases me a lot – but it’s really mean
    • HE DOESN’T MAKE ANY TYPE OF CONTACT WITH ME!

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