(For girls only) Which Superhero Would Be Your Lover?

 

“If you need something from somebody always give that person a way to hand it to you.”
Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees

“This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.”
Lorrie Moore, Like Life

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
Henny Youngman A Wild Sheep Chase

“Most everything you think you know about me is nothing more than memories.”
Haruki Murakami, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“When you hold a grudge, you want someone else’s sorrow to reflect your level of hurt but the two rarely meet.”
Steve Maraboli, Dead to the World

“It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.”
Charlaine Harris, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.”
Mandy Hale, It’s Not Summer Without You

“That’s when I finally got it. I finally understood. It wasn’t the thought that counted. It was the actual execution that mattered, the showing up for somebody. The intent behind it wasn’t enough. Not for me. Not anymore. It wasn’t enough to know that deep down, he loved me. You had to actually say it to somebody, show them you cared. And he just didn’t. Not enough.”
Jenny Han, Why Things Burn

“When you loved someone and had to let them go, there will always be that small part of yourself that whispers, “What was it that you wanted and why didn’t you fight for it?”
Shannon L. Alder The Valkyries

“I define connection as the energy that exists between people when they feel seen, heard, and valued; when they can give and receive without judgment; and when they derive sustenance and strength from the relationship.”
Brené Brown You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

“you can take this mouth
Daphne Gottlieb, Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

“He knew one of the women well, and had shared his universe with her. They had seen the same mountains, and the same trees, although each of them had seem them differently. She knew his weaknesses, his moments of hatred, of despair. Yet she was there at his side. They shared the same universe.”
Paulo Coelho, Where She Went

“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”
Scott Dikkers, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“The best relationships in our lives are the best not because they have been the happiest ones, they are that way because they have stayed strong through the most tormentful of storms.”
Pandora Poikilos, I’ll Give You the Sun

“There are so many things that demand to be said. Where did you go? Do you ever think about me? You’ve ruined me. Are you okay? But of course, I can’t say any of that.”
Gayle Forman, Watermelon

“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
Jess C Scott, Survivor

“People die, I think, but your relationship with them doesn’t. It continues and is ever-changing.”
Jandy Nelson, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
Marian Keyes, The Lover’s Dictionary

“Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Safe Haven

“A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman’s heart.”
Shannon Alder A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments

“When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.”
Deepak Chopra The Fault in Our Stars

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    First off, what kind of guy sounds most attractive to you?

    • An intelligent but outgoing and really fun guy
    • Someone mysterious and a little dark but there when you need him
    • Just a nice guy who’s will-powered and compassionate
    • A guy who’s the rugged, stubborn type, but is very loyal
    • A humble, romantic sweetheart who will always be there for you
  • Question of

    What’s your favorite school subject?

    • Does Lunch count?
    • World History/Social Studies
    • English/Arts
    • Not sure, but I hate science and math!
    • Phy. Ed./Drama
  • Question of

    How do you celebrate your birthday?

    • PARTY, PARTY, PARTY!
    • Invite my friends and all my friends’ friends to a party!
    • Treat myself out to pizza and ice cream, maybe bring a couple friends along with
    • Do something mischievous…it’s MY birthday, isn’t it?
    • I dunno, sleep in? I’m not big about birthday parties
  • Question of

    What’s your favorite movie genre?

    • Comedy
    • Horror!
    • Drama
    • I like just about anything
    • Romance
  • Question of

    “Tomorrow I’m going to kill you.” You respond:

    • Oh, don’t do THAT! *sob*
    • Yeah, sure
    • I’d rather you not
    • Whatever
    • I’d like to see you try!
  • Question of

    Which would you be most willing to die for?

    • My lover boy, of course!
    • World peace
    • Freedom of the people
    • My friends and family
    • The hope of the future
  • Question of

    You feel the most uncomfortable when

    • I’m around a whole bunch of people
    • A situation’s seriously getting out of hand
    • I suddenly have nothing to do
    • I’m not getting my way!
    • I’m suddenly by myself
  • Question of

    If someone were threatening you, would you be willing to attack him/her in order to protect yourself?

    • Probably
    • If I really had to, yes
    • Yes
    • Um, duh, of course! The pervert deserves it!
    • Maybe
  • Question of

    What REALLY makes your blood boil?

    • Ignorance of the people
    • Someone daring to harm my loved ones
    • Evil bad guys
    • Oppression
    • Injustice
  • Question of

    How do you like this quiz so far?

    • I’m just doing this to see which superhero I should marry
    • OK
    • You’re supposed to ask that at the END of the quiz, stupid!
    • It’s all right, I guess
    • Yeah sure whatever, it’s fine
  • Question of

    If you were given $300 cash as a gift, how would you spend it?

    • I really don’t know
    • Spend it on ME, baby!
    • On a trip to the mall with my friends
    • Replace some clothes or gadgets I have
    • Save it for later
  • Question of

    What time is it now? (Really, this isn’t a random question)

    • 5-7 PM/AM
    • 10-11 PM
    • It is too a random question, you just can’t think of anything else!
    • Midnight
    • Late morning/Afternoon
  • Question of

    What would be your dream date?

    • Walk along the beach watching the sunset
    • Eat out at an elegant restaurant
    • Eat out, then gaze up at the stars
    • Do random, fun stuff together all night
    • Go to a movie
  • Question of

    Do you have your future planned out?

    • Definitely
    • Nope
    • Sort of
    • Little by little
    • Yeah
  • Question of

    How often do you feel self-conscious?

    • Almost never
    • Not a lot
    • Often
    • All the time
    • NEVER
  • Question of

    When will be (or was) your first kiss with your lover?

    • Don’t remember
    • When he proposes
    • The night he says the l-word
    • Wedding ceremony
    • When we first meet
  • Question of

    Do you believe in higher law?

    • What’s higher law?
    • That stuff’s just not for me, no offence
    • Maybe
    • Yes
    • I’m not sure
  • Question of

    “Sie verlieben sich zu viel.” You respond:

    • I do not!
    • Wait, what?
    • Whatever
    • I speak English, bonehead
    • Hey, that’s German, right?
  • Question of

    What’s your favorite season?

    • Autumn
    • Spring
    • Summer
    • I like ’em all
    • Winter
  • Question of

    Well, this is the end of the quiz. Did you like it?

    • Didn’t you already ask this question?
    • I don’t know, but hurry up! I want to see the results!
    • Fine, I guess
    • OK
    • Sure

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