How Sarcastic Are You?

  • Question of

    When friends ask you for advice, you…

    • Are at a loss
    • Try and give the best advice I’ve got
    • Begin with a joke to lighten the mood
    • They’ve stopped asking me, I’m too sarcastic
  • Question of

    When you make jokes, how do you deliver them?

    • Sometimes I’m too busy laughing that I ruin the delivery
    • With a killer build-up and perfect punchline
    • So deadpan that people think I’m serious
    • I’m not really that humorous
  • Question of

    It’s a super serious moment but you’ve just thought of the perfect line. Do you say it?

    • Duh.
    • Of course!
    • No, someone might get offended
    • Perfect line for what?
  • Question of

    What did you have for breakfast today?

    • The blood of my enemies
    • Does it matter?
    • Coffee and toast
    • None of these
  • Question of

    Which TV star is the king of sarcasm?

    • Chandler Bing from “FRIENDS”
    • Dr. House from “House MD”
    • Charlie Harper from “Two and a Half Men”
    • Stewie from “Family Guy”
    • I don’t watch enough TV to know
  • Question of

    What is the purpose of sarcasm?

    • To break the mood
    • To insult idiots without them finding out about it
    • It’s just a way of life
    • It has a purpose?
  • Question of

    Which of these lines are the most sarcastic?

    • “I want to roll my eyes, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs”
    • “It’s not easy being drunk all the time. If it were, everyone would do it”
    • “I have a definite opinion on this: I don’t care”
    • “I’m fine, it’s just my chronic hate disorder flaring up”
  • Question of

    What is your age?

    • Under 18 Years Old
    • 18 to 24 Years Old
    • 25 to 30 Years Old
    • 31 to 40 Years Old
    • 41 to 50 Years Old
    • 51 to 60 Years Old
    • Over 60 Years Old
  • Question of

    What is your gender?

    • Male
    • Female
  • Question of

    Is the glass half full or half empty?

    • Half Full
    • Half Empty
    • Both
    • Neither
  • Question of

    When someone says “What’s up?” What do you say?

    • Nothing, you?
    • The Sky.
    • The Ceiling.
    • God.
    • Nm, hbu?
    • None of the Above
  • Question of

    Did you get the picture at the top?

    • Yes
    • No
    • What Picture?
  • Question of

    Does sarcasm come naturally to you?

    • I use it A LOT (I’d die without it)!
    • It annoys me, actually.
    • Meh, I could live without it.
    • I use it most of the time.
    • I can live with it.
  • Question of

    Have you ever said “She’s gonna have a cow!” instead of “She’s REALLY mad!”?

    • Yeah, a lot!!!!
    • Once in a while
    • Once or twice
    • Once
    • Never
  • Question of

    What do you think you are?

    • Human, duh.
    • Sarcastic, sometimes.
    • Boy
    • Girl
    • Teen
    • Pre-Teen

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