If You’re Unsure About Your Boyfriend’s Sexuality, Take This Test And We’ll Tell You!


“Assumptions are the termites of relationships.”
Henry Winkler Song of Solomon

“You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.”
Julie de Lespinasse The Shack

“I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?”
Shannon L. Alder He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it’s there, because it can’t hurt, and because what difference does it make?”
Toni Morrison, Women Who Run With the Wolves: Myths and Stories of the Wild Woman Archetype

“I suppose that since most of our hurts come through relationships so will our healing, and I know that grace rarely makes sense for those looking in from the outside.”
Wm. Paul Young, Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”
Greg Behrendt, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“Sometimes the one who is running from the Life/Death/Life nature insists on thinking of love as a boon only. Yet love in its fullest form is a series of deaths and rebirths. We let go of one phase, one aspect of love, and enter another. Passion dies and is brought back. Pain is chased away and surfaces another time. To love means to embrace and at the same time to withstand many endings, and many many beginnings- all in the same relationship.”
Clarissa Pinkola Estés, Rubaiyat

“Because introverts are typically good listeners and, at least, have the appearance of calmness, we are attractive to emotionally needy people. Introverts, gratified that other people are initiating with them, can easily get caught in these exhausting and unsatisfying relationships.”
Adam S. McHugh The Rosie Project

“Learn to deal with the fact that you are not a perfect person but you are a person that deserves respect and honesty.”
Pandora Poikilos, Laughable Loves

Marty McConnell The Bridges

“I believe in the immeasurable power of love; that true love can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance.”
Steve Maraboli, Mythology

“To wisely live your life, you don’t need to know much
Omar Khayyám, He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“But why, why, why can’t people just say what they mean?”
Graeme Simsion, Eleanor & Park

“Yes, it’s a well-known fact about you: you’re like death, you take everything.”
Milan Kundera, The World According to Mister Rogers: Important Things to Remember

“What you want most you push away from you.
Tarjei Vesaas, Tender is the Night & The Last Tycoon

“Love cannot live where there is no trust.”
Edith Hamilton, The Time Traveler’s Wife

“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.”
Greg Behrendt, Looking for Alaska

“A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.”
Charles Dickens New Order

“You think that holding someone hard will bring them closer. You think that you can hold them so hard that you’ll still feel them, embossed on you, when you pull away.
Rainbow Rowell, The Lover’s Dictionary

“Mutual caring relationships require kindness and patience, tolerance, optimism, joy in the other’s achievements, confidence in oneself, and the ability to give without undue thought of gain.”
Fred Rogers, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

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  • Question of

    Whose music does he listen to?

    • Eminem
    • Alicia Keys
    • Justin Bieber
    • Lady Gaga
  • Question of

    What movies does he watch?

    • Blade Runner 2049
    • Thor: Ragnarok
    • Beauty and the Beast (2017)
    • Fifty Shades Darker
  • Question of

    Which TV series is he most likely to follow?

    • Legion
    • Game of Thrones
    • Big Little Lies
    • Riverdale
  • Question of

    How vain is he?

    • I Don’t Care
    • Just A Lil Bit
    • All Is Vanity
  • Question of

    Does he go through the back door?

    • absolutely not
    • he’s tried it once or twice
    • he likes it once in a while
    • it’s the back door or nothing for him
  • Question of

    How does he react to beautiful women?

    • drools uncontrollably
    • takes a quick glance then stops when I catch him
    • hardly notices her
    • asks you if he’s prettier than she is
  • Question of

    How does he react to an attractive man?

    • he feels a bit threatened and gives off a little more machismo
    • he becomes more touchy with you than usual
    • he smiles at him
    • he excitedly tells you ‘he’s hot!’
  • Question of

    Is he homophobic?

    • not at all
    • a bit
    • quite so, yes
    • he cowers at the sight of a rainbow
  • Question of

    How sexually attracted is he to you?

    • he’s so obsessed, it’s a bit annoying
    • just the right amount, I think
    • wish there was more of it
    • he’s supposed to be sexually attracted to me?
  • Question of

    Are you suspicious of his social media activity?

    • not at all
    • maybe just a tad bit suspicious
    • it’s made me go ‘hmm’ a couple of times
    • if he weren’t my bf, I’d think he was gay
  • Question of

    How ‘metro’ is he?

    • Robert De Niro
    • Chris Martin
    • Brad Pitt
    • David Beckham

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If You’re Unsure About Your Boyfriend’s Sexuality, Take This Test And We’ll Tell You!