Kiss Quiz: Are you a good kisser?


“If you need something from somebody always give that person a way to hand it to you.”
Sue Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees

“This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.”
Lorrie Moore, Like Life

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
Henny Youngman A Wild Sheep Chase

“Most everything you think you know about me is nothing more than memories.”
Haruki Murakami, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“When you hold a grudge, you want someone else’s sorrow to reflect your level of hurt but the two rarely meet.”
Steve Maraboli, Dead to the World

“It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.”
Charlaine Harris, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.”
Mandy Hale, It’s Not Summer Without You

“That’s when I finally got it. I finally understood. It wasn’t the thought that counted. It was the actual execution that mattered, the showing up for somebody. The intent behind it wasn’t enough. Not for me. Not anymore. It wasn’t enough to know that deep down, he loved me. You had to actually say it to somebody, show them you cared. And he just didn’t. Not enough.”
Jenny Han, Why Things Burn

“When you loved someone and had to let them go, there will always be that small part of yourself that whispers, “What was it that you wanted and why didn’t you fight for it?”
Shannon L. Alder The Valkyries

“I define connection as the energy that exists between people when they feel seen, heard, and valued; when they can give and receive without judgment; and when they derive sustenance and strength from the relationship.”
Brené Brown You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

“you can take this mouth
Daphne Gottlieb, I’ll Give You the Sun

“He knew one of the women well, and had shared his universe with her. They had seen the same mountains, and the same trees, although each of them had seem them differently. She knew his weaknesses, his moments of hatred, of despair. Yet she was there at his side. They shared the same universe.”
Paulo Coelho, Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

“Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.”
Scott Dikkers, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“People die, I think, but your relationship with them doesn’t. It continues and is ever-changing.”
Jandy Nelson, Where She Went

“The best relationships in our lives are the best not because they have been the happiest ones, they are that way because they have stayed strong through the most tormentful of storms.”
Pandora Poikilos, Watermelon

“V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.”
Jess C Scott, Survivor

“There are so many things that demand to be said. Where did you go? Do you ever think about me? You’ve ruined me. Are you okay? But of course, I can’t say any of that.”
Gayle Forman, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”
Marian Keyes, The Lover’s Dictionary

“Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Safe Haven

“A true gentleman is one that apologizes anyways, even though he has not offended a lady intentionally. He is in a class all of his own because he knows the value of a woman’s heart.”
Shannon Alder A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments

“When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself.”
Deepak Chopra The Fault in Our Stars

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    When someone sneezes, what do you say?

    • Nothing
    • Here’s a tissue
    • Gesundheit
    • Bless you
  • Question of

    When you bite your lip, what do you do?

    • Suck out any blood
    • Internalize the pain
    • Scream in agony
    • Tell everyone around you that you just bit your lip
  • Question of

    What is the worst kissing experience you’ve had?

    • I don’t kiss and tell
    • Gum was exchanged
    • Someone burped in my mouth
    • Someone vomited while we were kissing
  • Question of

    When you kiss someone you like, who is the first person you call?

    • Your best friend
    • Your sibling
    • Your parents
    • The person you kissed
  • Question of

    What type of movie are you likely to try and kiss someone while watching?

    • Horror
    • Action
    • Romantic comedy
    • Animated
  • Question of

    When you kiss him/her do you (answer according to the following below.)?

    • I kiss them (French) and I’m not a monkey doing it!
    • I look deeply into their eyes.
    • I close my eyes and kiss them with potential
  • Question of

    Before you kiss him do you (answer according to the following)?

    • Lick your hand to test your breath.
    • I never have bad breath or rotting food in my mouth, so I’m fine.
    • My mouth isn’t really ever yucky; and he could have just the same breath as me.
  • Question of

    Do you have to think about what you’re doing when you’re kissing?

    • Sometimes
    • Never
    • Rarely
  • Question of

    Do you pucker? (stick out your lips when you kiss)

    • Only when needed
    • No, that’s weird
    • Always!
  • Question of

    What do you do with your tongue?

    • Gently use it at the right time
    • NEVER jab in
    • Try to spell my name in their mouth!
    • Just stick it in their mouth.
  • Question of

    Who do you think about when you’re kissing?

    • Taylor Lautner/ Megan Fox
    • Adam Sandler/ Ellen Degenorous
    • The person you’re kissing.
    • None of the above…
  • Question of

    When you’re kissing, what do you do with your hands?

    • You put your hands in their hair
    • I don’t do anything with my hands..
    • Put your hands on their face
    • They slowly change positions
  • Question of

    What has your boyfriend/girlfriend ever said to you about your kissing?

    • Amazing kisser
    • There have been times when they just quit kissing back.
    • Nothing..
    • They’ve had better…
  • Question of

    What can you do with your mouth?

    • Fold my tongue
    • Slobber
    • Tie a cherry stem in a knot- by only using your tongue
  • Question of

    What do you do when something your boyfriend/girlfriend does wrong?

    • Tell them what they did wrong
    • Just keep kissing.
    • Shout!
    • Move away from them
    • Correct them gradually
  • Question of

    What kind of date is most appealing to you?

    • Hike in the woods
    • Fancy restaurant
    • Hitting up a nightclub
    • Movie night
  • Question of

    How many people have you dated?

    • Less than 3
    • 4-6
    • More than 6
    • I’ve never gone on a date
  • Question of

    What is your preferred mode of transportation?

    • Car or truck
    • I like cruising in a Vespa or scooter
    • I take my bicycle with me everywhere
    • I only run or walk
  • Question of

    Would you describe your lips as…

    • Soft and ample
    • Soft and pouty
    • Thin and pleasant
    • Crisp and firm
  • Question of

    How long has it been since you last kissed someone?

    • I kiss someone every night
    • Not since college
    • I’m a kissing fiend
    • I kiss my kids all the time
  • Question of

    How do you feel about breaking the law?

    • I would never
    • I guess if the situation warrants
    • If my friends are doing it, I might.
    • Who doesn’t break the law a couple times in their life?
  • Question of

    Have you ever been a part of a protest?

    • No thank you
    • I’ll sign the petition to get someone out of my hair
    • I’ve been to one or two to impress someone before
    • Tie me to a tree. I’m not leaving until our demands are met.
  • Question of

    What is your favorite season?

    • Cuddly winter
    • Strolling autumn
    • Sultry summer
    • Wet spring
  • Question of

    When do you enjoy cuddling most?

    • During a movie night
    • Waking up in the morning
    • When going to sleep
    • I don’t cuddle.
  • Question of

    How much do you love your job?

    • I can’t imagine doing anything else.
    • Well, I enjoy hanging out with work friends.
    • I’d consider it a work-hate relationship
    • I don’t believe in work
  • Question of

    How do you kiss someone?

    • I place my hands along their jaw line
    • I slide my hands around their shoulders
    • I give little pecks and tickles
    • I’m always on tip toes
  • Question of

    Do you believe in love at first sight?

    • It can happen, just not to me
    • Sure, it can happen
    • I don’t believe in love
    • Nope, fairy tales are for the movies
  • Question of

    What’s your living situation?

    • Friend’s couch
    • Apartment
    • Condo
    • House
  • Question of

    What does rich mean to you?

    • Having thousands of acres and surrounded by nature
    • Personal fulfillment
    • A large family who loves me
    • Money!
  • Question of

    What Cartoon character resembles your passion?

    • Fred Flintstone
    • Bandit from Johnny Quest
    • Scooby Doo
    • Luiz from Rio

Should You Ask Him Out?

Are you a good kisser? (For kissers only)