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  1. Slow Loris

What might be hazardous about these charming little folks? They don’t seem as though they have a solitary mean bone in their body. Be that as it may, truth be told, the slow loris can do some harm whenever provoked. They are very venomous and will blend their poisons into their saliva and go for a bite on the off chance that they have to which might end up being fatal for you.

  1. Polar Bear

Despite the fact that they look enormous and cuddly, polar bears are the only bear known to follow and chase a human. Fortunately, they live really far away from us, however that doesn’t imply that they don’t at present make a few slaughters. There have been 73 polar attacks over the most recent 130 years.

  1. Domestic Cat

So no, your cat won’t chase and execute you in the event that you quit taking care of it. Yet, it will attempt to slaughter each other little animal in the yard. It’s assessed that cats are liable for 2.4 billion feathered bird deaths and 12.3 billion mammalian deaths in  only the US in a single year. Who realised that your adorable, cuddly companion was such a horrible executioner.

“It was bad enough not having a boyfriend for New Year’s Eve. Now I had to cope with Valentine datelessness, feeling consummate social pressure from every retailer in America who stuck hearts and cupids on their windows by January second to rub it in. (Thwonk)”
― Joan Bauer

“The first time I heard you laugh,
I only wanted to say funny things
so you would always be laughing.
You know what happens to chocolate
when you leave it out in the sun?
I’m that unfortunate chocolate
and you, you are the laughing sun.
For this reason, I am offering myself to you
not as a martyr or some selfless fool,
but as a self-indulgent moth
who actively pursues the light
without much fear for the flame.
The moth who revels in the heat
and declares:
Burn me.”
― Kamand Kojouri

“I love you.
I love you a thousand times.
I love you an irrational number.
And I will continue to love you
long after all this has died
and been reborn
and we are nothing more
than a pair of reincarnated eyes.”
― Kamand Kojouri

“i deem her insecurities
insufferable turn-offs
as if the male standard for sexiness
is a gospel
that demands she stop starving herself
because i like something to grab onto
and how dare she not forfeit
her fetish for a fading frame
to be my performance piece”
― Britt Greifeld, Sour


“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Would you rather go on a first date with no makeup on or with really frizzy hair?

    • Really frizzy hair
    • My appearance doesn’t matter to me, so I’ll choose ‘both.’
    • No makeup
    • I’m going with ‘neither.’
  • Question of

    Is it better to text or call a crush when you want to have a conversation with them?

    • Call
    • I prefer face-to-face conversations.
    • Both
    • Text
  • Question of

    Would you rather marry someone who is rich with a mean personality or someone who is poor with a kind heart?

    • I don’t really want to get married.
    • I’ll take personality over money any day.
    • Hopefully they can be both rich and nice.
    • I prefer money over a kind personality.
  • Question of

    Do you think that it’s more fun to go to a restaurant or a movie theater for a first date?

    • Movie theater
    • How about both?
    • Restaurant
    • I have something else in mind.
  • Question of

    Does it look better to pay for your meal on a first date or have your meal paid for?

    • I’d rather just pay for my own meal.
    • I think it’s best if the meal bill is split between both of us.
    • I’d want to have my meal paid for.
    • I’d rather pay for both meals.
  • Question of

    Do you judge someone by the way they look or by the way they smell first?

    • The way they smell
    • I judge their personality first.
    • I don’t like to judge others.
    • Their looks
  • Question of

    What is your preference: staying in one relationship or dating different people?

    • Neither
    • Staying in one relationship
    • It depends on how much I like the person.
    • Dating different people
  • Question of

    Would you rather say ‘I love you’ first or have someone else say those words to you first?

    • I’ve never really been in love.
    • I don’t mind saying ‘I love you’ first.
    • It’d be cool if we could say it together at the same time.
    • I don’t want to be the first one to say ‘I love you.’
  • Question of

    What is the secret to a loving relationship: laughter or communication?

    • Neither, it’s something else.
    • Both
    • Communication
    • Laughter
  • Question of

    Imagine your ideal proposal for a moment. Does it take place in Las Vegas or on a tropical island?

    • Somewhere else
    • Neither – it takes places in a nice restaurant.
    • A tropical island
    • Las Vegas
  • Question of

    When it comes to Valentine’s Day, would you rather receive a bouquet of flowers or a fancy box of chocolates?

    • I want a home-cooked meal.
    • Flowers
    • Chocolate
    • Can I choose both?
  • Question of

    If your date got you something that you really don’t want, would you tell them or would you kindly accept the gift?

    • I would tell them that I don’t really need it, but I’ll still accept it.
    • I would just kindly accept the gift.
    • It depends on the gift.
    • I would tell them about how I feel.
  • Question of

    When it comes to receiving a gift, do you care more about the price or the thought behind it?

    • I care more about whether or not it’s handmade.
    • The thought behind it
    • A bit of both
    • The price
  • Question of

    Is it more painful to have your heart broken by someone you love or to break your significant other’s heart?

    • I’d rather have my heart broken.
    • It’s much more painful to break someone else’s heart.
    • Both of them feel awful.
    • It depends on who I’m dating.
  • Question of

    Who do you listen to more when it comes to dating advice: your friends or your instincts?

    • I tend to just read online articles about dating.
    • My instincts
    • Both
    • My friends
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