What star sign do you really belong to?

  • Question of

    What word best describes your personality?

    • Fearless
    • Competitive
    • Analytical
    • Intelligent
  • Question of

    You’ve just been dumped out of the blue – how do you react?

    • I’d call my BFF
    • I’d cry for months and play sad songs on loop
    • I’d march over to them and demand to know what I’d done wrong – and cut up their clothing, obviously…
    • I would try and talk it out
  • Question of

    Describe your love life

    • It’s complicated
    • Um, what love life?
    • Stable and loving
    • It’s pretty inconsistent
    • Passionate
  • Question of

    What makes you happy?

    • Being with my pals
    • Food… and lots of it
    • Fresh air, animals and nature
    • Zoning out in front of the TV
  • Question of

    People complain that I’m…

    • Vain
    • Jealous
    • A perfectionist
    • Aggressive
    • Stubborn
    • Moody
    • Detached
    • Sneaky
    • Clingy
    • Cocky
    • Boring
    • Impatient
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    You can only eat one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose?

    • A spicy Thai Red Curry
    • Crab legs
    • A yummy quinoa salad
    • A steak
    • I’d probably just survive on a diet of gin and tonics
    • All the cake
    • Mmm fish tacos
    • A tasty chicken-based dish
    • Tofu ramen
    • A big ‘ol beef burger
    • Curry goat, rice and peas, and a little plantain
    • Gimme a roast leg of lamb
    • Ugh, I can’t possibly choose one? Can I have two options please?
  • Question of

    Now pick a colour

    • Erm, colour doesn’t actually exist. It’s all down to light, perception and the mind. Let’s argue
    • Red
    • Olive
    • Blue
    • Orange
    • Yellow
    • Aqua
    • Black
    • Silver
    • Lavender
    • Brown
    • Emerald
    • Purple
  • Question of

    How do you feel about snakes?

    • I bloody love them!
    • Ew. I can’t stand them
  • Question of

    What are you most grateful for?

    • My life
    • My family
    • My money
    • My accomplishments
  • Question of

    What exotic animal would you have for a pet?

    • Lion
    • Deer
    • Fox
    • Hedgehog
  • Question of

    Which planet’s inhabitants would you be interested in seeing?

    • Mars
    • Neptune
    • Venus
    • Saturn
  • Question of

    Which job would you not want to have?

    • Fortune teller
    • Lawyer
    • Accountant
    • Dancer
  • Question of

    Who knows your biggest secrets?

    • My best friend
    • My partner
    • My parents
    • No one
  • Question of

    How good of a cook are you?

    • I can do one or two things.
    • I’m an amazing cook.
    • I can’t even boil water.
    • I’m pretty decent.
  • Question of

    Which time period would you have liked to live through?

    • 1920s
    • Medieval Ages
    • Renaissance
    • Stone Age

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