Quiz: Which Hogwarts Teacher Is Your Love Match?

  • Question of

    Your least favorite character in Harry Potter franchise:

    • Dolores Umbridge
    • Dudley Dursley
    • Lucius Malfoy
    • Shhh… He cannot be named!
  • Question of

    If this teacher paid a visit to the Forbidden Forest, what would he be doing?

    • Exploring and acquainting himself with the wildlife.
    • Consciously avoiding the more dangerous areas.
    • Harvesting certain plants and herbs.
    • Having a pleasant picnic.
    • Hiding from other people.
  • Question of

    Your honor has been publicly dragged through the mud. What does he do?

    • He lends you quiet support and advice.
    • He weeps at your plight and then offers to defend your honor in a duel.
    • Defends you constantly, publicly, giving speeches on your behalf and talking to everyone he can.
    • He digs up loads of dirt on all your accusers and blackmails them.
    • Distances himself from you.
  • Question of

    A particular feature that catches your attention?

    • Some facial scars.
    • A pretty distinctive tattoo.
    • Wild hair.
    • A picture perfect smile.
    • Shortness.
  • Question of

    You’ve had a long stressful day and show up late for a date you had scheduled with him in the evening. How does he react?

    • If he’s still waiting there, he makes a sarcastic remark or two or three…
    • You find him deep in conversation with some other woman (or women).
    • Smiles sympathetically and offers to listen and give you advice on your troubles.
    • Grows emotionally distressed that you’ve had a bad day and tells you repeatedly how very sorry he is that you had to suffer.
    • He doesn’t mind, seeing as he’ll probably show up late himself.
  • Question of

    What do his fingers look like?

    • Manicured.
    • Neatly groomed, but a bit hairy.
    • Fine-boned and small.
    • Pale, slender, and strong.
    • Thick and rough.
  • Question of

    What draws you to him?

    • He is a gentle soul and wise in his own way.
    • He has both tremendous power and skill, but also such a gentle spirit.
    • He’s incredibly handsome and popular.
    • He radiates a quiet strength, deep intelligence, and has a wry sense of humor
    • Intelligence, dark humor, commanding presence
  • Question of

    What turns you off about him?

    • He’s too old.
    • He sometimes seems to put his pets above you.
    • He’s too mean.
    • He’s too shallow.
    • He’s got a recurring physical problem.
  • Question of

    On a first date he would…

    • Take you out to a popular play, opera or musical.
    • Invite you to the most expensive restaurant in town.
    • Invite you for a sumptuous dinner in his chambers.
    • Take you to a quiet tea shop where you’d talk for hours.
    • Ask you to go hiking with him.
  • Question of

    Which female staff member does he constantly avoid?

    • Madam Pomfrey
    • Madam Pince
    • Professor McGonagall
    • Professor Trelawney
    • He gets along with them all
  • Question of

    Which poet or poets might he read?

    • Robert Frost
    • Alexander Pope and Edgar Allan Poe
    • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
    • Dr. Seuss
    • old anonymous ballads
  • Question of

    Pick an animal.

    • Werewolf
    • Doe
    • Eagle
    • Hippogriff
  • Question of

    Pick the quality that is most important to you.

    • Cleverness
    • Intelligence
    • Bravery
    • Loyalty
    • Wit
    • Kindness
    • Sincerity
    • Patience
  • Question of

    Pick your favorite male character from Harry Potter.

    • Harry Potter
    • Ron Weasley
    • Draco Malfoy
    • Xenophilus Lovegood
    • Gregory Goyle
    • Michael Corner
    • Seamus Finnigan
    • Dean Thomas
    • Neville Longbottom
  • Question of

    If you realized that you could never be with your true love because she wanted another man, what would you do?

    • I would fight for her.
    • Step aside and let her have what she wants. It doesn’t matter as long as she’s happy.
    • It would break my heart, but I would get through it.
    • I would try to win her back by impressing her with my wit and skill.
  • Question of

    Pick a potion.

    • Polyjuice Potio
    • Felix Felicis
    • Amortentia
    • Wolfsbane
  • Question of

    Your favorite place to be at Hogwarts?

    • The Library
    • The Room of Requirement
    • Hagrid’s Hut
    • Hogsmeade

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