Emily
- Question of
First, are you single or in a relationship?
- I’m single and I’m glad to be so!
- I’m in a wonderful relationship right now.
- I am so very lonely.
- Question of
If you’re single, are you glad?
- Of course, I’ll always be!
- What? No, it’s just, no one likes me.
- I’m glad right now in my relationship but I can’t wait to get married one day!
- Question of
It’s the day of your wedding–
- Yes! who is it?
- NO! Contrary to all of my dreams!
- Oh yes! I already have my wedding dress / tuxedo!
- Question of
Your boy/girlfriend breaks up with you!
- What? Never! He wouldn’t do that! Right?
- What boyfriend? I feel no difference!
- I bet I’ll already be used to all the sadness and depression!
- Question of
Your crush asks you out! You say–?
- Absolutely not! Sorry, I really like you, but, never.
- Oh! He already did that! How lovely it was!
- Yes! Anything to take me out of my pain!
- Question of
A totally cute stranger asks you out. You say–?
- Is this a joke? I don’t even know you!
- Sorry, but I’m already in an awesome relationship. But let’s be friends!
- Of course! Let me get your phone number.
- Question of
All of your friends and siblings are in relationships. You aren’t.
- False! I am in a relationship.
- So what? I love to be different. I’m happy this way!
- Do you got to keep reminding me of my miserableness!
- Question of
Would you like to live alone?
- And be more lonely and depressed? I hope not!
- Absolutely! Just finish school, buy a house, and get a dog! Freedom!
- Not away from my future spouse and my future kids no!
- Question of
Just wondering… does your crush acknowledge you?
- Don’t got a crush! Well, maybe I do, but that doesn’t make any difference to me!
- No! I need more money… to buy tissues…
- Duh! We’re gonna get married one day, remember?
- Question of
What are doing right now and planning on doing?
- Huh? Hold on, texting my boy/girlfriend.
- Rejoice my whole life while being single!
- Mourn and stay depressed until I find the love of my life! That is, if I ever find him/her!
