Stay the Night in a Motel and We’ll Guess Which Schitt’s Creek Character You Are

 

 

Here are the routines women hate the most.

Boys, this article is especially for you …… We’re not saying girls don’t have annoying routines, we’re just saying boys have a lot more! When you’re in a relationship, you shouldn’t be behaving without shame. The following list will tell you which routines women find most annoying, and you guys absolutely must avoid them … right now!

 

Be tidy Whether it’s leaving the bathroom messy after using it or forgetting dirty plates in the kitchen, neglecting to do laundry or leaving items lying around the house, men tend to leave a mark behind them wherever they go. Boys, this must stop! We’re not saying girls are better. In fact, they too can be very messy, but you boys try to tidy up after yourself. You will score points by keeping a cleaner apartment.

 

Put away what should not be seenDon’t worry if everything in your intimate life is tidy! So stop checking your things every five minutes, especially if everything that is a part of your private life is out of sight. Women sometimes act the same way too. They do so without being seen. This is what you should do too.

“I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Blue-Eyed Devil

“I think you still love me, but we can’t escape the fact that I’m not enough for you. I knew this was going to happen. So I’m not blaming you for falling in love with another woman. I’m not angry, either. I should be, but I’m not. I just feel pain. A lot of pain. I thought I could imagine how much this would hurt, but I was wrong.”
― Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun

“You can talk with someone for years, everyday, and still, it won’t mean as much as what you can have when you sit in front of someone, not saying a word, yet you feel that person with your heart, you feel like you have known the person for forever…. connections are made with the heart, not the tongue.”
― C. JoyBell C.


“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    You just got to the motel: Is the idea of an over-the-top friendly greeting especially important for you?

    • It would actually turn me off.
    • Not really
    • Yes, it’s very important.
    • I love getting attention any way I can get it.
  • Question of

    How do you feel about sharing a motel room with someone?

    • I probably won’t be sleeping so it doesn’t matter.
    • I would hate it.
    • I would consider it a luxury.
    • It would be fine, I guess.
  • Question of

    Your first stop is a visit to the Rose Apothecary — what do you grab?

    • Hand lotion
    • Tapenade or cheese
    • Something I’m quickly told is ‘not for sale’
    • Canvas shopping bag
  • Question of

    A quick look at the Cafe Tropical menu reveals an extensive selection of food. How do you decide what to order?

    • I’ll take whatever’s most expensive.
    • I get the same thing I order at any restaurant.
    • I look for something I’ve never tried before.
    • I try to find the healthiest food on the menu.
  • Question of

    When you were researching the Rosebud Motel for a trip, which amenity were you looking for specifically?

    • Plenty of room for my beauty products
    • A large closet for all my clothes
    • A continental breakfast
    • A comfortable bed
  • Question of

    Who suggested that you stay in the Rosebud Motel?

    • A travel blogger
    • It was the only option.
    • A friend
    • The reviews looked decent.
  • Question of

    You’ve settled in for the evening and are about to change into pajamas. What do they look like?

    • Silk pajama set
    • Draped cashmere
    • Plaid pants and a T-shirt
    • I don’t wear pajamas.
  • Question of

    You find a stack of complimentary magazines in your room — what one do you grab?

    • Entertainment Weekly
    • People
    • Sports Illustrated
    • Vogue
  • Question of

    It’s late at night and you want to order room service. Is there a specific food you like to order when you’re away from home?

    • Comfort food, like mac & cheese
    • A decadent dessert, like chocolate ganache cake
    • A charcuterie board with fancy cheese and crackers
    • I’ve never ordered room service before.
  • Question of

    Continental breakfast time! What do you eat?

    • I don’t eat breakfast.
    • Donuts
    • Waffles
    • Just coffee
  • Question of

    You and your travel-mate want to step out for some entertainment. Where are you going?

    • We’re going to see an all-female a cappella group.
    • We’re going to see a Tina Turner impersonator.
    • We’ll probably decide to stay in.
    • We’re going to drive to the nearest town.
  • Question of

    Is room privacy an important factor when you’re booking a motel room?

    • Yes
    • I don’t really notice, so not really.
    • Yes, although I rarely seem to get it.
    • No
  • Question of

    Where do you like to relax when you’re staying at a motel?

    • I don’t ever relax!
    • In bed
    • In my car
    • I’m pretty relaxed all of the time.
  • Question of

    Do you like to have the option to cook for yourself when you’re away from home?

    • I take every chance I can get to fire up the ol’ grill!
    • No, but I like to eat homemade food.
    • No, I don’t know how to cook.
    • Yes, it’s a good money saver.
  • Question of

    Are you put off if you check into a motel and it’s partly under construction?

    • I quickly get used to it.
    • If I don’t have a choice, I’ll put up with it.
    • No, I think it adds character to a motel.
    • I don’t really notice.

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