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“Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business.
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“I DON’T CARE!” Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. “I’VE HAD ENOUGH, I’VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE!”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Don’t talk to me.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“He must have known I’d want to leave you.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Why are they all staring?” demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“How do you feel, Georgie?” whispered Mrs. Weasley.
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“You’ll stay with me?’
J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”
Stephen King Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Why were you lurking under our window?”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“He accused me of being Dumbledore’s man through and through.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“An Unbreakable Vow?” said Ron, looking stunned. “Nah, he can’t have…. Are you sure?”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“It’s going to be all right, sir,” Harry said over and over again, more worried by Dumbledore’s silence than he had been by his weakened voice. “We’re nearly there … I can Apparate us both back … don’t worry …”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Seventeen, eh!” said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“I’m going to keep going until I succeed — or die. Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. I’ve known it for years.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“The world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

“A breeze ruffled the neat hedges of Privet Drive, which lay silent and tidy under the inky sky, the very last place you would expect astonishing things to happen. Harry Potter rolled over inside his blankets without waking up. One small hand closed on the letter beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was special, not knowing he was famous, not knowing he would be woken in a few hours’ time by Mrs. Dursley’s scream as she opened the front door to put out the milk bottles, nor that he would spend the next few weeks being prodded and pinched by his cousin Dudley…He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: “To Harry Potter – the boy who lived!”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Well?” Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. “How was it?”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night,” said Ron. “What d’ya think that’s gonna mean?”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Just because it’s taken
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Who’re you going with, then?” said Ron.
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.”
J.K. Rowling Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“Ginny, listen…I can’t be involved with you anymore. We’ve got to stop seeing each other. We can’t be together.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I don’t know who you are or what your name is or where you’re from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not.”
John Green Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“What’s that?” he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. “If it’s another form for me to sign, you’ve got another -”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    There’s a raccoon about to cross the freeway! What do you do?

    • If I think I can save it without getting hit, I will
    • Let the animal do what it wants
    • Stop walking near the freeway
    • Try to yell to the racoon that it’s better not to cross
    • Try to save it but probably get hit by a car
  • Question of

    Which Hogwarts house do you belong to?

    • Gryffindor
    • Slytherin
    • Ravenclaw
    • Hufflepuff
    • It’s not really clear
  • Question of

    What do you think about Harry Potter?

    • The best
    • Meh
    • Brave, lucky, kind of smart, kind of stupid
    • A good lad
    • He’s good, but I’m better
  • Question of

    Is there a special someone in your life?

    • Yes
    • No
    • I’m in love with my work
    • I’m in love with certain herbs
    • I’m in love with myself
  • Question of

    What do you do to relax?

    • I have a butterbeer
    • I plan stuff
    • I read a book
    • Just some recreational herbology
    • A hot bath and a hand mirror
  • Question of

    What’s your favorite spell?

    • Expecto Patronum
    • Sectumsempra
    • Wingardium Leviosa
    • Incendio
    • Brackium Emendo
  • Question of

    What do you think about the Weasleys?

    • The Weasleys are paramount
    • The Weasleys are dirty
    • I don’t think anything of the Weasleys
    • The Weasleys are alright
    • They need our help
  • Question of

    Have you ever been in a fight?

    • Yes
    • All the time
    • No
    • Never
    • Everyone’s too scared to fight me
  • Question of

    Do you like to play video games?

    • No
    • Waste of time
    • I play a game or two occasionally
    • I’m a gamer, yes
    • They’re making a game about me
  • Question of

    Are you more of a cop or a robber?

    • I’d be the cop
    • I’d be the robber
    • I’d be telling the cops what happened
    • I’d probably be home
    • I’m the one who trips the robber and takes the credit
  • Question of

    How’s work going?

    • Work is an adventure
    • Work sucks
    • Work is good
    • Work is whatever
    • I’m a pioneer – an innovator, one might say
  • Question of

    Do people like you?

    • People look up to me
    • No, and I love it
    • I keep to myself
    • I get along with others
    • People love me
  • Question of

    Are you a gardener?

    • I’ll garden someday
    • I don’t garden
    • I garden sometimes
    • I’m the best gardener
    • What’s a garden?

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