Tell Us About Your Boyfriend And We’ll Tell You If You’re Dating A Man Child

 

“…the opposite of love is not hate — it’s apathy. It’s not giving a damn. If somebody hates me, they must “feel” something … or they couldn’t possibly hate. Therefore, there’s some way in which I can get to them.”
Leo F. Buscaglia

“No matter how close we are to another person, few human relationships are as free from strife, disagreement, and frustration as is the relationship you have with a good dog. Few human beings give of themselves to another as a dog gives of itself. I also suspect that we cherish dogs because their unblemished souls make us wish – consciously or unconsciously – that we were as innocent as they are, and make us yearn for a place where innocence is universal and where the meanness, the betrayals, and the cruelties of this world are unknown.”
Dean Koontz,

“This love of which I speak is slow to lose patience – it looks for a way of being constructive.
Elisabeth Elliot,

“If a man can possess a woman sexually -really possess- he won’t need to control her ideas, her opinions, her clothes, her friends, even her other lovers.”
Toni Bentley

“I don’t understand dating.. and the other things that people do.. all I know is that you ought to find the one you recognize. The one who gives you four arms, four legs, four eyes, and has the other half of your heart. There’s only one of those, so what are all the other things for? Like dating?”
C. JoyBell C.

“Caring about someone isn’t complicated. It isn’t easy. But it isn’t complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.”
Jim Butcher,

“But in the real world, you couldnt really just split a family down the middle, mom on one side, dad the other, with the child equally divided between. It was like when you ripped a piece of paper into two: no matter how you tried, the seams never fit exactly right again. It was what you couldn’t see, those tiniest of pieces, that were lost in the severing, and their absence kept everything from being complete.”
Sarah Dessen,

“I hope we’ll be friends forever, together we’ll always be. I don’t think you understand just how much you mean to me. And one day when we part our ways, we’ll think back to the past and think about how happy we are ’cause our friendship will always last.”
Bridget Davis

“When forever becomes a place…when forever ceases to be just a word… when it ceases to be just a measurement of time…but instead becomes a place where soul mates can dance to the song in their hearts… that is a reflection of true love.”
Steve Maraboli,

“Death is the easy part, the hard part is living and knowing you could be so much more then you’re willing to be.”
robert m drake

“Your absence has not taught me to be alone, it merely has shown that when together we cast a single shadow on the wall.”
Doug Fetherling

“Often men who have been emotionally neglected and abused as children by dominating mothers bond with assertive women, only to have their childhood feelings of being engulfed surface. While they could not ‘smash their mommy’ and still receive love, they find that they can engage in intimate violence with partners who respond to their acting out by trying harder to connect with them emotionally, hoping that the love offered in the present will heal the wounds of the past. If only one party in the relationship is working to create love, to create the space of emotional connection, the dominator model remains in place and the relationship just becomes a site for continuous power struggle.”
bell hooks

“Falling in love in a Christian way is to say,’I am excited about your future and I want to be part of getting you there. I’m signing up for the journey with you. Would you sign up for the journey to my true self with me? It’s going to be hard but I want to get there.”
Timothy Keller

“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
Marilyn Monroe

“We met each other when we were young, before we knew enough about disappointment, and once we did we found we reminded each other of it.”
Nicole Krauss,

“..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he’s just not that into you.”
Greg Behrendt,

“I didn’t know someone could love me like this,” she said. “Could love me and love me and love me without…needing space.”
Rainbow Rowell,

“But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one for this (which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I’m going to blame John Cusack.”
Chuck Klosterman,

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    How often does he drink a week?

    • A drink a week
    • He only drinks on the weekends
    • Multiple drinks a night
    • I have no idea, a lot
  • Question of

    How often does he see his friends?

    • Once a week
    • Every now and then
    • Multiple times a week
    • Every day
  • Question of

    How does he treat you in front of his friends?

    • Really well, I can’t complain
    • He treats me like I’m one of the gang
    • He’s kind of awkward to me
    • He’s stand offish
  • Question of

    Who does he live with?

    • His parents
    • A roommate
    • You
    • Himself
  • Question of

    Does he have trouble with authority?

    • Yup
    • No
  • Question of

    How does he treat his parents?

    • He’s really bratty
    • He’s really respectful
  • Question of

    How does he treat your parents?

    • He’s very respectful
    • He’s not very nice
  • Question of

    How does he treat his siblings?

    • He’s not nice to them
    • He’s very nice to them
  • Question of

    Does he pay his bills on time?

    • No way
    • Of course he does
  • Question of

    Does he buy things he can’t afford?

    • God, all the time
    • No, he’s pretty good with spending
  • Question of

    Does he take your fights seriously?

    • Yes
    • You know, I don’t feel he does
  • Question of

    Are you his number one?

    • Of course I am!
    • No, his friends and video games come before me
  • Question of

    Does he sleep a lot during the day?

    • He loves cat naps
    • Not really
  • Question of

    Does he fall asleep during meetings?

    • Yes, it’s horrible
    • No way!
  • Question of

    Does he have a short attention span?

    • Oh yeah
    • Nope
  • Question of

    Does he travel a lot?

    • He tries to get away as much as humanly possible
    • He travels for work
    • We travel together
    • He travels with his buddies to party
  • Question of

    Does he ask you for money often?

    • Literally, all of the time
    • No, never
  • Question of

    Does he have dreams and ambitions?

    • Yes! He knows exactly what he wants
    • No, he changes his mind all of the time
  • Question of

    Does he have trouble with commitment?

    • He really does
    • No, he really sets his mind on things
  • Question of

    Do you think he’s a man child?

    • Yes, I do
    • No, I don’t
    • See Your Result

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