Emily
- Question of
What would you do if you have to attend a class by a teacher whom you really hate (and who hates you back equally)?
- Irritate the teacher till he/she kicks you out of class, or decides to leave the classroom himself/herself.
- Attend class but sit in the last bench, so that the noisy lessons won’t disturb your slumber.
- Bunk. What’s the big deal?
- Excuse yourself from class in order to go home and brush your teeth.
- Attend class sincerely. It’s a matter that will decide your future.
- Question of
If you were stranded on an island, What would you choose to take out of the following?
- Toothpaste.
- My phone.
- A water purification system.
- Dad’s purse.
- Potassium cyanide.
- Question of
Are you fed up with life?
- Life without toothpaste can be a drag.
- Yes, but I’ll try to make it more interesting.
- Yes, because of you.
- No, I’m enjoying it to the fullest.
- Sort of. I don’t know where I’m going.
- Question of
Why are you taking this quiz?
- It is interesting.
- Because I’m mad.
- I got kicked out of school/work because I didn’t brush my teeth.
- I was wondering exactly the same thing.
- I have nothing better to do.
- Question of
You wake up in the middle of the night and you feel absolutely hungry. You
- Wake your mom up.
- Cook and eat by yourself.
- Search the refrigerator for available tit-bits.
- Eat toothpaste.
- Try to get back to sleep because you are too lazy to get up.
- Question of
You get up in the morning and find that your toothpaste is over. But you really need to get ready for school/office in two minutes. What do you do?
- Borrow toothpaste from your neighbour.
- Kill yourself because life is filled with obstacles that make each living moment a horror.
- Dont brush. Whos going to know anyway?
- Get toothpaste on the way to school/work and brush on the way.
- Try chewing gum or mints.
- Question of
You get up in the morning and open your bedroom door and see a vampire sanding outside. What do you do?
- Call mamma. Scream.
- Youd call the police if you could, but that requires activation of locomotors abilities, which appear to be temporarily suspended.
- Ask him Why are you standing outside?
- Sympathize with him for having teeth too large hat might make brushing difficult.
- Close the door in his face.
- Question of
You have a really important test tomorrow but there is something you cant afford to miss watching on TV. You
- Who wants to watch TV or study? All I want to do is BRUSH-MY-TEETH.
- Do both at the same time.
- Watch the TV programme. Youll have many more really important tests.
- Grumble about it to your mom and finally sit down to study, cursing the person who developed examinations, and try to sneak up in between to watch TV.
- Sit and study.
- Question of
You realize you are going to die in 10 minutes. What are you most likely to do?
- Brush. I didnt brush in the morning!
- Curse everything and everyone around you. How could life be so cruel to you?
- Pray for world peace.
- Mom, can I watch TV or 10 minutes?
- Call up friends.
- Question of
You collapse in the middle of the road. Where would you like to find yourself when you wake up?
- At home, on my bed.
- How embarrassing! I dont want to collapse! If I ever do, I wish Id never wake up.
- In that really cute doctors clinic.
- Inside a toothpaste tube.
- Heaven.
- Question of
If it was your 100th birthday today, what would your ideal birthday gift be?
- Toothpaste.
- Death.
- Hair dye.
- I wouldnt tell anyone if I was 100.
- Walking stick.
- Question of
What would be the toughest decision of your life?
- What should I wear today?
- Choosing your soul mate.
- Choosing a career.
- Should I live?
- Toothpaste- there are so many brands to choose from.
