Emily - Question of
How much do you know about this guy?
- His name…age… um….. that’s it.
- I know he’s hot!
- I know his address, phone number, weight, the path he walks to school, the middle names of all of his best friends…
- Question of
When he sees you standing next to him, he…
- scratches his head trying to remember who you are.
- …runs. Very Fast.
- Stares at you for a moment before whispering something to his friend.
- Question of
What was the first thing you ever said to him?
- ‘Don’t you walk the same way to school as me? What year are you in?’ *While taking out a notepad*
- ‘Hi, um… what’s your name?’
- ‘Hey, hot stuff… What’s a pretty guy like you doing in a place like this?’
- Question of
When you see him, you…
- wave before making a mental note of the time you saw him.
- …wink and blow him a kiss.
- ..go woozy at the knees.
- Question of
You spot him at your school dance and….
- you wander around near where he’s standing, occasionally smiling at him in the hope he’ll ask you to dance.
- you start doing your most provocative dancing with a friend in front of him.
- you follow his every movement around the room, expertly ‘blending into the background’ every time he turns round.
- Question of
On Halloween night you…
- ..shamelessly drag your friends around neighbourhood houses in the hope of finding his.
- look like a call girl. You were aiming for Snow White but it didn’t turn out that way…
- ..err…. trick or treat, isn’t that what everyone does?
- Question of
When he’s talking to his friends, you presume he’s…
- Giving them directions to a secret party he might be having..
- just talking.. what else?
- Talking about you
- Question of
Recently, he’s been….
- avoiding me
- adoring me from afar
- ignoring me
- Question of
If you get together…
- Oh, it’s only a matter of time now….
- then I’ll finally be able to walk next to him instead of five paces behind.
- WHO SAYS WE’LL EVER GET TOGETHER? *sighs*
- Question of
Your biggest fantasy about him is where…
- we marry!
- ..he remembers my name.
- he talks to you like a normal person.
- Question of
Does he make a lot of eye contact with you?
- Not that I recall.
- Not really.
- Quite a bit yes.
- It is contsant.
- Question of
Does he often touch you in a casual way?
- I don’t think so.
- Yes, and it is creepy!
- He does quite often.
- He does all the time.
- Question of
Does he flirt with people in front of you?
- Sometimes.
- All the time.
- Not that I notice.
- No, quite the opposite.
- Question of
Does he talk to you a lot about things that interest you?
- I don’t think he knows what those are.
- No, he talks about himself mostly.
- Sometimes.
- Yes, he makes a point to do that.
- Question of
Does he get nervous around you?
- I can’t tell.
- Not at all.
- Maybe a little.
- Yes, he does.
- Question of
Does he talk about any of his exes around you?
- No, but I don’t know him that well.
- Yes, all the time.
- Sometimes.
- Not ever.
- Question of
Does he tease you?
- Not that I can think of.
- Yeah, and it is kind of mean.
- Maybe a little.
- Yes, in a cute way.
- Question of
Does he ask you a lot of questions?
- About what?
- No, he talks mostly about himself.
- Sometimes.
- All the time.
- Question of
Has he ever talked about going away together?
- No.
- Does his bedroom count as away?
- Once or twice.
- All the time.
- Question of
Does he say things that are meant to impress you?
- I don’t think so.
- Yeah, but in a really surface way.
- Yeah, he does that a lot.
- No, he is always himself.
- Question of
Does he compliment you a lot?
- No.
- Yes, but just my appearance.
- Sometimes.
- Yes, quite often.
- Question of
Does he get jealous when you are with other people?
- Not at all.
- He acts it, but I can’t tell.
- Yes, really jealous.
- I don’t think so.
- Question of
Does he like and comment on your social media?
- Not often.
- Pretty much never.
- Sometimes.
- Yes, he does that often.
- Question of
Does he buy you a lot of presents?
- No, he has never done that.
- Not often.
- Yes, he does it a lot.
- He does it all the time.
- Question of
How often does he text you during the day?
- Never.
- Pretty much never.
- Sometimes.
- All the time.
- Question of
How much does he text you late at night?
- Never.
- All the time.
- Pretty much never.
- Sometimes.
- Question of
Do you make him laugh?
- Not that I have noticed.
- Not really.
- Sometimes.
- Yes, quite often.
- Question of
Does he ever call you ‘babe’ or ‘sweetie’?
- Not ever.
- Yeah, quite a bit.
- Not usually.
- Sometimes.
- Question of
Does he stare at you a lot?
- He never does.
- Yes. Creepy!
- Sometimes.
- Yes, but not in an obvious way.
- Question of
Does he ever tell you that he misses you?
- No.
- Yeah, but in a funny way
- No, that would be unexpected.
- Sometimes.
Is He Feeling You?
