What Fictional Couple Are You Like?


“Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

“If I never see you again
Charles Bukowski, Living on Luck

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”
Jess C Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“You can be in love and you can be in a relationship. But they’re not always the same thing.”
pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You

“Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means that you’re strong enough to wait for the right person.”
Niall Horan I Wrote This For You

“I could’ve sworn I was telling the truth when I told you I didn’t miss you.”
pleasefindthis, The Shack

“All I want from you is to trust me with what little you can, and grow in loving people around you with the same love I share with you. It’s not your job to change them, or to convince them. You are free to love without an agenda.”
Wm. Paul Young, The Ministry of Fear

“But it is impossible to go through life without trust; that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.”
Graham Greene, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Love without sacrifice is like theft”
Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Gifts of Imperfection

“The most important relationship in your life is the relationship you have with yourself. Because no matter what happens, you will always be with yourself.”
Diane Von Furstenberg Wealth for All: Living a Life of Success at the Edge of Your Ability

“When we fail to set boundaries and hold people accountable, we feel used and mistreated. This is why we sometimes attack who they are, which is far more hurtful than addressing a behavior or a choice.”
Brené Brown, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“Love lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.”
Francois Sagan Finding True Love: The 4 Essential Keys to Bring You the Love of Your Life

“Everything you want in life is a relationship away.”
Idowu Koyenikan, The Science of Single: One Woman’s Grand Experiment in Modern Dating, Creating Chemistry, and Finding L ove

“Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out.”
Mandy Hale, Little Women

“Sometimes the most beautiful people are beautifully broken.”
robert m drake Lullaby

“Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis possible is the lowest level.”
Oscar Wilde The Lucky One

“Be sure it’s your real self you’re showing. Because it is your real self that needs to be loved.”
Daphne Rose Kingma, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph Over Death and Conscious Encounters with “The Divine Presence”

“I believe with all my heart that the cliches are true, that we are our own best friends and best company, and that if you’re not right for yourself, it’s impossible to be right for anyone.”
Rachel Machacek, 300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before Marriage

“She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.”
Louisa May Alcott, Heart of the Matter

“How could you love us being together?” he asked me “We are nothing alike and we are not meant for each other and we drive each other crazy, you love that? How can you love that?” So I told him “I know that we’re not meant for each other, that we drive each other crazy, and that we are so different. But that’s us. That’s what we have; a wild nonsense. We are not good together, but together we are bad for each other. I love us together this way just like this. Because even if it’s no good, it’s what we have! It’s us.”
C. JoyBell C. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

“No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Every now and then, I’d meet a guy and think that we were getting along great, and suddenly I’d stop hearing from him. Not only did he stop calling, but if I happened to bump into him sometime later he always acted like I had the plague. I didn’t understand it. I still don’t. And it bothered me. It hurt me. With time, it got harder and harder to keep blaming the guys, and I eventually came to the conclusion that there was something wrong with me. That maybe I was simply meant to live my life alone.”
Nicholas Sparks, I Had a Dream About You

“Sometimes to self-discover you must self-destruct.”
robert m drake I Had a Dream About You

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    How long have you been together?

    • A few years
    • Decades
    • A few months
    • A few weeks
  • Question of

    What does the future hold for you two?

    • Hopefully happiness
    • Hopefully kids
    • Hopefully marriage
    • No one knows.
  • Question of

    If asked, how would they describe you?

    • Sexy
    • Adventurous
    • Funny
    • Unique
  • Question of

    As a couple, your friends would say that you are…

    • Passionate
    • Meant to be
    • I don’t know and I don’t really care.
    • Weird
  • Question of

    What is the most important thing in a relationship?

    • Chemistry
    • Communication
    • Trust
    • Respect
  • Question of

    Which of these pet names would you give them?

    • Honey
    • Sweety
    • Babe
    • I think I’ll pass.
  • Question of

    Which of these songs is your song?

    • ‘Crazy in Love’ – Beyonce
    • ‘Endless Love’ – Diana Ross and Lionel Richie
    • ‘Shape of You’ – Beyonce
    • ‘All of Me’ – John Legend
  • Question of

    Who wears the pants in your relationship?

    • I wear the pants.
    • We share the pants.
    • They wear the pants.
    • No one wears the pants.
  • Question of

    How long have you been together?

    • 3 months or less
    • 4 – 11 months
    • 1 year
    • 1 – 5 years
    • 5 years or more
  • Question of

    How would you describe your fights?

    • Always fighting over little things
    • We don’t fight much but my partner fights with others a lot
    • We fight about big things
    • We never fight
    • We have only had a few fights
  • Question of

    How would you best describe what you love to do together?

    • We joke around with each other
    • We don’t have a lot of time for each other but we try to do fun things
    • We try to do good in the world for people who struggle
    • We go on ‘adventures’ together
    • We show our passion for each other
  • Question of

    How many times have you broken up?

    • We never have
    • Too many times, we are on again off again
    • We came close once
    • We haven’t really ever put a label on us
    • Only once
  • Question of

    How would you best describe your friends?

    • We both hang out with the same group
    • We hang around the same people on special occasions
    • We just hang out with each other
    • My partner is always off with their friends and I tagalong
    • We spend a lot of time together but sometimes go hang with our friends seperatley
  • Question of

    How did you get together?

    • I am not really sure
    • We hung out with the same group for a while and then got together
    • We met at a special event randomly
    • We met through work or working in the same area
    • We have known each other since we were kids
  • Question of

    Are you married or want to get married?

    • We are barely even together
    • Always wanted to but we haven’t found the time
    • We are too unstable to even think about it
    • We have been married for years
    • We plan on it soon
  • Question of

    What kind of movies do you enjoy watching together?

    • Adventure
    • Comedy
    • Romance
    • Sci-Fi
    • Mystery Thriller
  • Question of

    How well do you know each other?

    • Still have a lot to learn about each other
    • We know each other but not intimatley [in depth]
    • We know everything about each other
    • We have known each other for a long time but are still learning from eachother
    • We finish each others sentences
  • Question of

    Which song is closest to your relationship?

    • ‘Tiny Dancer’ by Elton John
    • ‘With or Without You’ by U2
    • ‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion
    • ‘Space Bound’ by Eminem
    • ‘Hello’ by Adele
  • Question of

    Where did you two meet?

    • At a party
    • We’re high school sweethearts.
    • Somewhere else
    • At work
  • Question of

    Was it love at first sight?

    • Yes
    • I don’t think so.
    • I wasn’t for me.
    • Heck, no.

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