What kind of girlfriend are you?

 

“When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.”
Jess C. Scott,

“I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.”
Lisa Kleypas,

“Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.”
J.K. Rowling,

“I think you still love me, but we can’t escape the fact that I’m not enough for you. I knew this was going to happen. So I’m not blaming you for falling in love with another woman. I’m not angry, either. I should be, but I’m not. I just feel pain. A lot of pain. I thought I could imagine how much this would hurt, but I was wrong.”
Haruki Murakami,

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”
Carl Gustav Jung

“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other…Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever”
Dave Matthews Band

“You can talk with someone for years, everyday, and still, it won’t mean as much as what you can have when you sit in front of someone, not saying a word, yet you feel that person with your heart, you feel like you have known the person for forever…. connections are made with the heart, not the tongue.”
C. JoyBell C.

“For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.”
Stephanie Perkins,

“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”
Candace Bushnell,

“It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to something or someone the more it wants to get away. You feel like some kind of criminal for having felt, for having wanted. For having wanted to be wanted. It confuses you, because you think that your feelings were wrong and it makes you feel so small because it’s so hard to keep it inside when you let it out and it doesn’t coma back. You’re left so alone that you can’t explain. Damn, there’s nothing like that, is there? I’ve been there and you have too. You’re nodding your head.”
Henry Rollins,

“We’re all seeking that special person who is right for us. But if you’ve been through enough relationships, you begin to suspect there’s no right person, just different flavors of wrong. Why is this? Because you yourself are wrong in some way, and you seek out partners who are wrong in some complementary way. But it takes a lot of living to grow fully into your own wrongness. And it isn’t until you finally run up against your deepest demons, your unsolvable problems—the ones that make you truly who you are—that we’re ready to find a lifelong mate. Only then do you finally know what you’re looking for. You’re looking for the wrong person. But not just any wrong person: it’s got to be the right wrong person—someone you lovingly gaze upon and think, “This is the problem I want to have.”
Andrew Boyd,

“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships – the ones that last – are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is… suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.”
Gillian Anderson

“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.”
Ernest Hemingway,

“I mean, if the relationship can’t survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?”
Nicholas Sparks,

“Why is it,” he said, one time, at the subway entrance, “I feel I’ve known you so many years?”
Ray Bradbury,

“When you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.”
Donald Miller,

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.”
Mae West

“There is greatness in doing something you hate for the sake of someone you love.”
Shmuley Boteach

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Which of these is your favorite romantic activity?

    • Dinner at home without the distraction of others.
    • An evening at an elegant four-star restaurant.
    • A good home cooked meal!
  • Question of

    You discover your boyfriend cheated on you! He claims the other woman meant nothing to him. How do you react?

    • I’m angry but I’ll let it slide because nobody’s perfect – including me!
    • I’m angry but I’ll let it slide because I love him so much.
    • I’m angry but I’ll let it slide because she didn’t mean anything to him.
    • I’m angry and no way am I letting this slide. This is treason!
  • Question of

    You make plans for a vacation. In what direction do you steer the plans?

    • I love Europe! And if he wants to join me that’d be great!
    • It doesn’t really matter where we go as long as we are together!
    • I’m not sure, but I won’t let him pick the destination. Too much of a risk that he’ll make a stupid choice.
    • Paris or London! As long as it’s not some yucky third-world country.
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend called and asked what’s on the stove for dinner. What’s your answer?

    • What am I, his cook? I tell him to pick something up on the way home.
    • I ask him what his favorite food is and cook it for him.
    • It’s a little annoying that he’s asking me to cook something on such short notice, but at least he’s not picking up fast food.
    • I tell him I’m making reservations and start getting dressed for a fancy night out.
  • Question of

    What kind of pets do you imagine the two of you having?

    • Dogs and lots of them!
    • My cat. If he wants to have pets of his own, that’s fine too.
    • One of those cute little lap dogs I can carry around in my purse.
    • I have a dog, but I’m open to whatever he wants.
  • Question of

    What is your preferred way to let him know you love him?

    • Texts, emails, and phone calls. Plus I like to give him little presents from time to time!
    • I don’t express it much, but he knows how I feel.
    • Lots of hugs and kisses.
    • Mostly I tell him thanks for all the presents.
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend calls and says he has a romantic evening planned for the two of you. How do you dress?

    • Maybe I’ll put on that new negligee he just bought me.
    • I’ll throw something on. I hate it when he catches me off-guard like this.
    • I’ll put on his favorite – that dress he loves.
    • Whatever. I’ll throw on something comfortable.
  • Question of

    How do you feel about meeting his mother?

    • Excited and intimidated. What if she doesn’t like me?
    • I’m okay with it, but I hope he doesn’t expect me to be like her.
    • Sounds great! I look forward to finding out more about him.
    • I look forward to it. I want to see what kind of money his family has.
  • Question of

    Do you wear makeup differently around him than you normally do?

    • Nah. Pretty much the same.
    • Of course I do! I want him to see me looking my best!
    • I put on more makeup around him – but only in a public setting like a luxurious restaurant.
    • Just a little, but he could do a better job of complimenting me.
  • Question of

    You’ve received a phone call from his place of work. He’s had a minor injury and is on the way to the hospital. How do you react?

    • I bet he was doing something stupid and dangerous again.
    • I feel horrible! It wouldn’t have happened if we were together.
    • So sad. I’ll be there as soon as I’m finished having my nails done.
    • How terrible! I’ll be there as soon as this meeting is over.
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend says: ‘I’m in trouble.’ Your reply:

    • ‘Poor guy. What’s wrong? Tell me. Do you need money? Here, have a tenner.’
    • ‘Oh no, not AGAIN! Can’t you EVER behave properly?’
    • ‘I guess. You know, I’ve seen this brilliant new dress at Mark’s & Spencer’s…’
    • ‘Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Could we just get down to it? My old man will be home by three, remember.’
    • ‘I want you to know I’m here to listen to you. I’ll try to help.’
  • Question of

    It turns out that he didn’t need money (though he DID accept that tenner of yours) but that his sister committed suicide.

    • Oh no, that is like só pathetic!
    • What a pity, I liked the girl. I offer to come with him to the funeral.
    • Sister? What sister? Has he got a sister?
    • Too bad for her. It was her own choice, so.
    • Would another tenner make him happy?
  • Question of

    For some godforsaken reason, you are at the funeral of his sister. The priest starts to preach. Boyfriend listens captivated. What do you do?

    • You nudge him and ask what time it is.
    • You rise out of your chair and promise to give the priest $20/£20/€20 if he shuts his mouth.
    • Even though you don’t give a damn about what he has to say, you pretend to listen to the priest, out of respect.
    • To hell with that priest!
    • You yawn very loudly and make sure half the church has heard.
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend starts to cry.

    • You kindly offer him a fresh handkerchief.
    • You look the other way. ‘Don’t want to see, don’t want to see, oh, SHUT UP!’
    • You roll your eyes and hiss: ‘Shut up, you MORON!’
    • Oh-my-god. What a baby.
    • You feel like crying yourself and give him a fiver to buy you guys a family pack of Kleenex (they are selling them at the alter).
  • Question of

    After the events in the church, your boyfriend breaks up with you.

    • ‘I’m so sorry I behaved like that! Have my bank account, but don’t leave me-hee…’
    • ‘I guess.’
    • ‘You’ll be very, very sorry about that! You’ll burn in HELL! WHAAHAHA!’
    • ‘Oh.’
    • ‘Yeah. Whatever.’
  • Question of

    Right, now I know what kind of girlfriend you are, let’s see about your personality. To swim,

    • Did you speak?
    • WHAT THE HECK?
    • Who are you? My English teacher? Get off, man!
    • On my own? About $1,50/£1/€1.50, I’d say.
    • Swam, swum. A+?
  • Question of

    Who are you?

    • I am very sorry, but I can’t tell you that.
    • The Pope. WHO DO I LOOK LIKE, YOU MORON?
    • Hm?
    • Dina Dollar. Patricia Pound. Eliza Euro. I have many names. How much do you want?
    • Mind your own business, freak.
  • Question of

    Freak?

    • That’s what I said, yeah.
    • I AM NO FREAK!
    • NOOOOOOOOO! DON’T TAKE MY MONEY AWAY!
    • Oh my god. Grow up, dude.
    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/freak
  • Question of

    How do you like this test?

    • I said: grow up, dude!
    • No Comment.
    • You really ARE a freak, aren’t you?
    • Will you shut up if I pay you?
    • What a COMPLETE waste of time.
  • Question of

    No.

    • No? No money? Come to mommy, I’ll write you a nice cheque.
    • Yes.
    • GET ME OUT OF HERE!
    • Is this the last question? THANK GOD!
    • What are you no-ing about?

What kind of lover are you?

What type of lover are you?