What kind of man is he?


“Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

“If I never see you again
Charles Bukowski, Living on Luck

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”
Jess C Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“You can be in love and you can be in a relationship. But they’re not always the same thing.”
pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You

“Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means that you’re strong enough to wait for the right person.”
Niall Horan I Wrote This For You

“I could’ve sworn I was telling the truth when I told you I didn’t miss you.”
pleasefindthis, The Shack

“All I want from you is to trust me with what little you can, and grow in loving people around you with the same love I share with you. It’s not your job to change them, or to convince them. You are free to love without an agenda.”
Wm. Paul Young, The Ministry of Fear

“But it is impossible to go through life without trust; that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.”
Graham Greene, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Love without sacrifice is like theft”
Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Gifts of Imperfection

“The most important relationship in your life is the relationship you have with yourself. Because no matter what happens, you will always be with yourself.”
Diane Von Furstenberg Wealth for All: Living a Life of Success at the Edge of Your Ability

“When we fail to set boundaries and hold people accountable, we feel used and mistreated. This is why we sometimes attack who they are, which is far more hurtful than addressing a behavior or a choice.”
Brené Brown, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“Love lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.”
Francois Sagan Finding True Love: The 4 Essential Keys to Bring You the Love of Your Life

“Everything you want in life is a relationship away.”
Idowu Koyenikan, The Science of Single: One Woman’s Grand Experiment in Modern Dating, Creating Chemistry, and Finding L ove

“Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out.”
Mandy Hale, Little Women

“Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis possible is the lowest level.”
Oscar Wilde Lullaby

“Sometimes the most beautiful people are beautifully broken.”
robert m drake The Lucky One

“Be sure it’s your real self you’re showing. Because it is your real self that needs to be loved.”
Daphne Rose Kingma, 300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before Marriage

“I believe with all my heart that the cliches are true, that we are our own best friends and best company, and that if you’re not right for yourself, it’s impossible to be right for anyone.”
Rachel Machacek, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph Over Death and Conscious Encounters with “The Divine Presence”

“She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.”
Louisa May Alcott, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

“How could you love us being together?” he asked me “We are nothing alike and we are not meant for each other and we drive each other crazy, you love that? How can you love that?” So I told him “I know that we’re not meant for each other, that we drive each other crazy, and that we are so different. But that’s us. That’s what we have; a wild nonsense. We are not good together, but together we are bad for each other. I love us together this way just like this. Because even if it’s no good, it’s what we have! It’s us.”
C. JoyBell C. Heart of the Matter

“No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Every now and then, I’d meet a guy and think that we were getting along great, and suddenly I’d stop hearing from him. Not only did he stop calling, but if I happened to bump into him sometime later he always acted like I had the plague. I didn’t understand it. I still don’t. And it bothered me. It hurt me. With time, it got harder and harder to keep blaming the guys, and I eventually came to the conclusion that there was something wrong with me. That maybe I was simply meant to live my life alone.”
Nicholas Sparks, I Had a Dream About You

“Sometimes to self-discover you must self-destruct.”
robert m drake I Had a Dream About You

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    How does he take his coffee?

    • Some stuff in it
    • Black, right out of the pot
    • More stuff in it than coffee
    • Doesn’t drink it
  • Question of

    What does he do?

    • Sells something
    • He provides a service
    • Nothing
    • Laborer
  • Question of

    How many products does he use to get ready for the day?

    • 3 to 4
    • 2 or less
    • More than 4
    • None
  • Question of

    How does he greet his buddies?

    • Normal handshake
    • Fist bump
    • High five
    • Other
    • Handshake they made up
  • Question of

    Princess Question #1: You have to work the weekend, but he is off. Does he bring you lunch?

    • Yes, if I ask
    • Yes, he just does it on his own
    • He goes out of town
    • No
  • Question of

    Who does his yard work and home repairs?

    • He hires someone
    • He does
    • Family member or friend
  • Question of

    Princess Question #2: It’s cold outside and you have to leave. In the past, he has went out to start your car so that it is warm when you get in.

    • True, if I asked him
    • True
    • False
  • Question of

    Scenario #1: A family member is in the hospital. How often does he visit?

    • Few times a week
    • Never
    • Few hours a day
    • Hes there all the time
  • Question of

    How does he workout?

    • At a designated place at home
    • He doesn’t
    • At a gym to do a workout routine and cardio
    • Jogs/walks
  • Question of

    Princess Question #3: It has rained. In the past, he has given you a piggy back ride so you don’t have to walk through the muck.

    • True
    • False
    • I have given him one
  • Question of

    Does he text?

    • No
    • He hates it, but does it to see how my day is or to tell me he loves me
    • Yes, just friends and family
    • Yes, everyone
  • Question of

    Scenario #2: A car is stranded on the side of the road. What does he do?

    • Always stops and does what it takes to help
    • Keeps driving
    • Stops to be courteous, but doesn’t really help
    • Sometimes stop, depends on the situation
  • Question of

    When he has pain, he:

    • Runs to his momma
    • Tells you about it
    • You never know until you see the medication in the bathroom
    • Whines about it
  • Question of

    On your birthday, he:

    • Does nothing
    • Asks what you want and gets it
    • Makes something
    • Remembers that thing at that place from 6 months ago you liked
    • Just buys something he thinks you like
  • Question of

    He does or has smoked:

    • Weed
    • Cigarettes
    • Nothing
    • Cigars
  • Question of

    Scenario #3: He loses to you in something he is trying to win. He then:

    • Congratulates you
    • Makes an excuse
    • Explains why he lost
    • Demands a rematch
  • Question of

    Scenario #4: You’ve cooked for the two of you, but it didn’t turn out quite right. He then:

    • Eats it
    • Orders out for dinner
    • Cooks something else
    • Makes fun of your effort
  • Question of

    Has he ever hurt himself just to make you laugh?

    • No
    • Yes
    • I have and we both laughed

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