Emily
- Question of
You are walking down the road when you confront a magical ruby that is guarded by a massive serpent. The serpent is asleep but will wake soon. What is your reaction?
- Use your stealth and agility to steal the rock without waking the beast.
- Forget about the ruby. You’re not going to get your head bitten off for a shiny rock!
- Wake the beast, challenge it to a battle, and upon defeating it, claim the said ruby as your prize.
- Raise your wand and magic the ruby back to you, careful not to wake the beast.
- Question of
Somehow, you get the ruby and it turns out to be a prison holding a fairy inside. The fairy beseeches you to free her. What do you do?
- Smash the ruby and release the fairy.
- Free her with a spell but quickly cast a jinx on her that will seal her back in if she doesn’t grant you a wish.
- Force the fairy to help you steal things and threaten to never release her if she doesn’t comply.
- Throw the ruby away and run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.
- Question of
An unguarded gold necklace is onboard a pirate ship. The necklace is owned by a poor old woman who needs the necklace to feed her family. What do you do?
- Quickly summon chains to bind the pirates while you saunter in and return the necklace to the woman,
- Run and hide.
- Sneak past the pirates and steal the necklace for yourself. You need the cash!
- Single-handedly defeat the pirates and take the necklace back to the old woman.
- Question of
You are captured by marauding demons who say that you must kidnap the daughter of a village elder in order to stay alive. How do you react?
- Run away as usual.
- Create the illusion that you have kidnapped the girl and give the illusion to the marauders. After they leave, cancel the illusion spell and have a good laugh.
- Slay the demons and save the village elder’s daughter.
- Kidnap the girl and trade off with the marauders for gold and silver.
- Question of
A vampire lurks in the house of your cousin but he is unaware. He is also unaware that he will be killed at the full moon tomorrow. What do you do?
- Conjure an army of specters to destroy the vampire.
- Tear the vampire to shreds with your bare hands.
- Sell your cousin’s soul to the vampire for a fortune in diamonds and emeralds.
- What do you care? He’s only a second cousin anyway. You’ll stay with your aunt.
- Question of
You are captured by the emperor who wants you to participate in a gladiator face-off against a massive monster of a man named KillerSmasherGrimReaper. You have a choice of weapons. Which one do you choose and why?
- No weapon. The emperor has to let you go with a hefty ransom after you threaten to show his wife the other woman’s toga that was in the royal bedchambers.
- A sword, so you can face the long-named gladiator on an equal playing field.
- A wand, since you can easily obliterate the entire coliseum with one spell.
- An invisibility cloak, so you can sneak away under the veil of invisibility.
- Question of
You get one wish from the fairy from the ruby a few questions ago. What is it and why?
- Admittance to the greatest wizard institute in the world!
- A safe world with no fairies, gladiators, vampires, second-cousins, et cetera.
- A princess bride and a rock to sharpen your sword.
- Three more wishes and a sack of rubies with fairies trapped inside.
- Question of
A man offers you a quest. He will pay you millions of dollars worth of jewels if you accept. What is your reaction?
- Run away AGAIN!
- Take the quest but refuse the money. The adventure is payment enough!
- Say yes, take the money, and vanish, never to be seen again except in Hawaii.
- Say yes and make a doppelganger of yourself. The doppelganger will go do the quest while you spend the money!
- Question of
By some freak of nature, everyone you fear the most has arrived in a locked room with you in it. What do you do?
- Confront them and if necessary, kill them.
- Casually conjure up some demon guards to escort you away.
- Con them with a pyramid scheme and end up with more money than you can possibly carry while they toil away in a cold work camp in Siberia. Don’t mess with the unnamed medieval character!
- Faint immediately.
- Question of
Finally, what’s your favorite thing about the Dark Ages?
- The abundance of hiding places and the legroom for quick running away!
- Lots and lots of things to slay and people to save!
- The mystery and the intrigue of how medieval people survived.
- The amount of suckers just waiting to fork over their cash to you!
