What type of a guy are you most into?

 

“Assumptions are the termites of relationships.”
Henry Winkler Song of Solomon

“You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.”
Julie de Lespinasse The Shack

“I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?”
Shannon L. Alder He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it’s there, because it can’t hurt, and because what difference does it make?”
Toni Morrison, Women Who Run With the Wolves: Myths and Stories of the Wild Woman Archetype

“I suppose that since most of our hurts come through relationships so will our healing, and I know that grace rarely makes sense for those looking in from the outside.”
Wm. Paul Young, Excuse Me, My Brains Have Stepped Out

“I believe in love the verb, not the noun.”
Greg Behrendt, Rubaiyat

“Sometimes the one who is running from the Life/Death/Life nature insists on thinking of love as a boon only. Yet love in its fullest form is a series of deaths and rebirths. We let go of one phase, one aspect of love, and enter another. Passion dies and is brought back. Pain is chased away and surfaces another time. To love means to embrace and at the same time to withstand many endings, and many many beginnings- all in the same relationship.”
Clarissa Pinkola Estés, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“Because introverts are typically good listeners and, at least, have the appearance of calmness, we are attractive to emotionally needy people. Introverts, gratified that other people are initiating with them, can easily get caught in these exhausting and unsatisfying relationships.”
Adam S. McHugh The Rosie Project

“Learn to deal with the fact that you are not a perfect person but you are a person that deserves respect and honesty.”
Pandora Poikilos, Laughable Loves

“To wisely live your life, you don’t need to know much
Omar Khayyám, The Bridges


Marty McConnell Mythology

“I believe in the immeasurable power of love; that true love can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance.”
Steve Maraboli, He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“But why, why, why can’t people just say what they mean?”
Graeme Simsion, Eleanor & Park

“Yes, it’s a well-known fact about you: you’re like death, you take everything.”
Milan Kundera, The World According to Mister Rogers: Important Things to Remember

“What you want most you push away from you.
Tarjei Vesaas, Tender is the Night & The Last Tycoon

“Love cannot live where there is no trust.”
Edith Hamilton, The Time Traveler’s Wife

“A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.”
Charles Dickens Looking for Alaska

“The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.”
Greg Behrendt, New Order

“You think that holding someone hard will bring them closer. You think that you can hold them so hard that you’ll still feel them, embossed on you, when you pull away.
Rainbow Rowell, The Lover’s Dictionary

“Mutual caring relationships require kindness and patience, tolerance, optimism, joy in the other’s achievements, confidence in oneself, and the ability to give without undue thought of gain.”
Fred Rogers, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    You are at a party, when suddenly, a very attractive boy walks over to you and says that you are the hottest girl he has ever seen. What do you say?

    • ‘Thanks. You’re pretty hot yourself. Call me sometime.’
    • You laugh (not in a mean way) and say ‘Thanks, but I’m not really interested right now.’
    • You don’t reply. That statement won’t get him into a good college…
  • Question of

    You see a guy with lot’s and lot’s and lot’s… and lots… wow this is tiring… and lot’s of money. He just updated his Facebook status saying that he was single. What do you do?

    • You don’t know the guy. Maybe you’ll get to know him, but you’re not going to date anyone just because of their money.
    • If he is hot, I’ll flirt with him.
    • I’ll do whatever I can to get him to notice me, probably by impressing him with how smart you are.
  • Question of

    A very nice boy comes up to you. You two are already friends. He smiles and tells you a funny joke to make you laugh. Then he asks you out on a date. Yes or no.

    • Yes, because he is very nice to you and you have always secretly liked him!
    • Yes, to get to know him a bit better, like his plans for the future.
    • No, because I need eye candy, not a ‘good sense of humor’.
  • Question of

    You are asked to the prom by three different guys! I know, it is so tough to be you! Who do you say yes to?

    • Steven, he is a genius and will have a great future ahead of him. Plus, he is class president!
    • Alex, he is the sweetest guy you will meet and can make anybody laugh.
    • Marc, he rolls with the ladies and has a very athletic body.
  • Question of

    The guy who you have had a crush on since 2nd grade just updated his status to taken. He and his girlfriend are always together, every free period they are doing something romantic. What do you do?

    • Move on and find another academically talented prodigy. (Do you even know what that means?)
    • Remain his friend and find someone else. But don’t rush.
    • Find out a way to impress the guy, win him over, and pull a massive prank on his girlfriend.
  • Question of

    You are attending your best friend’s birthday party on Saturday, but the guy of your dreams finally asks you out on that same day. You…

    • Oh, boy. Good thing this only a quiz… I’ll make it up to m best friend later.
    • Ask your best friend if you can invite him to the party. If not, make plans for a different day.
    • FORGET THE PARTY! Your going on a date with the guy of your dreams!
  • Question of

    New Years Eve! You lean in for your kiss! The kiss lasts…

    • A few seconds… maybe like 5
    • An hour… or so… can it be more than a kiss?
    • A minute or so! What? It is a New Years Kiss!
  • Question of

    You think that he might be cheating on you. What do you do?

    • Don’t let him talk to any girls. If you see him talking to a girl, start making out with him. What? He’s a bad boy! He likes that stuff!
    • Politely ask him if he is seeing or dating anyone else that you don’t know about/ Don’t bother, but ask him if you see him doing anything suspicious.
    • He’s not. I’m a genius. I know.
  • Question of

    Perfect first kiss:

    • You are at a nightclub. A super hot guy walks over. He tells you that you are super hot. After dancing for a while, he leans in, and you start making out.
    • We are at his mansion in the backyard. He looks you in the eyes and says, ‘You are so beautiful, smart, and talented. I love that about you.’ He then leans in and kisses you.
    • Sunset. You are sitting in the beach. He tells you a funny joke. You both start laughing so hard that you fall over. Then, he tells you that he loves you, and you two kiss.
  • Question of

    Be honest… how attractive does the man of your dreams have to be?

    • He only has to be smart… so he can get into a good college… get a good job… we can be rich!
    • On a scale of 1-10? 12.
    • The outside isn’t as important as the inside.:-)

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