What Type of Guy Do I Like?

 

“Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

“If I never see you again
Charles Bukowski, Living on Luck

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”
Jess C Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“You can be in love and you can be in a relationship. But they’re not always the same thing.”
pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You

“Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means that you’re strong enough to wait for the right person.”
Niall Horan I Wrote This For You

“I could’ve sworn I was telling the truth when I told you I didn’t miss you.”
pleasefindthis, The Shack

“All I want from you is to trust me with what little you can, and grow in loving people around you with the same love I share with you. It’s not your job to change them, or to convince them. You are free to love without an agenda.”
Wm. Paul Young, The Ministry of Fear

“But it is impossible to go through life without trust; that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.”
Graham Greene, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Love without sacrifice is like theft”
Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Gifts of Imperfection

“The most important relationship in your life is the relationship you have with yourself. Because no matter what happens, you will always be with yourself.”
Diane Von Furstenberg Wealth for All: Living a Life of Success at the Edge of Your Ability

“When we fail to set boundaries and hold people accountable, we feel used and mistreated. This is why we sometimes attack who they are, which is far more hurtful than addressing a behavior or a choice.”
Brené Brown, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“Love lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.”
Francois Sagan Finding True Love: The 4 Essential Keys to Bring You the Love of Your Life

“Everything you want in life is a relationship away.”
Idowu Koyenikan, The Science of Single: One Woman’s Grand Experiment in Modern Dating, Creating Chemistry, and Finding L ove

“Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out.”
Mandy Hale, Little Women

“Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis possible is the lowest level.”
Oscar Wilde Lullaby

“Sometimes the most beautiful people are beautifully broken.”
robert m drake The Lucky One

“Be sure it’s your real self you’re showing. Because it is your real self that needs to be loved.”
Daphne Rose Kingma, 300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before Marriage

“I believe with all my heart that the cliches are true, that we are our own best friends and best company, and that if you’re not right for yourself, it’s impossible to be right for anyone.”
Rachel Machacek, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph Over Death and Conscious Encounters with “The Divine Presence”

“She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.”
Louisa May Alcott, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

“How could you love us being together?” he asked me “We are nothing alike and we are not meant for each other and we drive each other crazy, you love that? How can you love that?” So I told him “I know that we’re not meant for each other, that we drive each other crazy, and that we are so different. But that’s us. That’s what we have; a wild nonsense. We are not good together, but together we are bad for each other. I love us together this way just like this. Because even if it’s no good, it’s what we have! It’s us.”
C. JoyBell C. Heart of the Matter

“No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Every now and then, I’d meet a guy and think that we were getting along great, and suddenly I’d stop hearing from him. Not only did he stop calling, but if I happened to bump into him sometime later he always acted like I had the plague. I didn’t understand it. I still don’t. And it bothered me. It hurt me. With time, it got harder and harder to keep blaming the guys, and I eventually came to the conclusion that there was something wrong with me. That maybe I was simply meant to live my life alone.”
Nicholas Sparks, I Had a Dream About You

“Sometimes to self-discover you must self-destruct.”
robert m drake I Had a Dream About You

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    It’s your first date…where do you go?

    • Picnic in the park, at night
    • Doesn’t matter…as long as I’m with him, it’ll be PERFECT!
    • He’d take me up to the top of a hill. We’d watch the sun set and do some stargazing, while eating chocolate-covered strawberries and sipping champagne
    • Dinner and a movie – it’s a cliché, but it’s romantic!
    • LASER TAG!
  • Question of

    You see your man with another woman – what do you do?

    • KILL HIM! If I’m not good enough for him, then he doesn’t need anything
    • KILL HER! She must have seduced him – can’t she see the tan line on his ring finger?
    • Go home and cry – our relationship clearly doesn’t mean anything to him:(
    • Talk to him – maybe it’s his sister
    • REBOUND!
  • Question of

    How would your perfect partner propose?

    • On Christmas with my family. They need to be in on this special moment!
    • During the Super Bowl! Mid-game, my team is winning, and he pops the question!
    • A surprise wedding – no proposal, just a wedding, ’cause he knows I’d say YES!
    • He’d take me back to the place we had our first date, recreate the evening and just change the ending to a proposal!
    • During a commercial in The Big Bang Theory
  • Question of

    It’s your anniversary – how do you celebrate?

    • Have a makeout session
    • PAINTBALL!
    • I’d come home from work and find my partner in a suit in the living room. There would be rose petals everywhere, glasses of champagne on the table, a turkey in the oven and our song playing on the CD player
    • Go on a safari!
    • He’d take me in his arms, kiss me and put on Disney Channel!
  • Question of

    The guy who likes you likes…

    • Why – do you like him, too? I will fight you for him!
    • I’m forgetting why I took this quiz
    • Is running for president
    • Art, romance and Disney anything
    • Basketball, football, tennis, badminton, hockey – my man is a total jock
  • Question of

    Who’s your favorite TV character?

    • Winnie the Pooh
    • Sharpay from High School Musical
    • Caleb from Pretty Little Liars
    • Deeks from NCIS Los Angeles
    • That guy from that show….I can’t remember….
  • Question of

    Opinions on open marriage?

    • He cheated on me, so clearly he’s OK with it. Now, where’s his brother’s number?
    • NO WAY, NEVER!
    • I’d have to talk it over with my partner
    • Marriage isn’t about that – it’s about love, so what the heck?
    • What’s open marriage?
  • Question of

    What’s your idea of romance?

    • We are playing in a LASER TAG tournament. I’m five games in and surrounded…my date runs over and saves me. We are the last two contestants and he just drops the gun. I can still see my reflection in the trophy!
    • Watching kids’ shows
    • Candlelight dinner in the park
    • Romance is just for Valentine’s Day
    • He’d take me to my favorite place and shower me with gifts
  • Question of

    It’s your birthday and your partner hands you a present. Which of these is it most likely to be?

    • A brand-new wardrobe!
    • A scrapbook full of memories – from our first date until now, and a link to a website only we can access, filled with videos of our most amazing moments!
    • A picture of himself, signed
    • The Christmas present I wanted, but never got!
    • A box of chocolates
  • Question of

    Your dog just died – how does he comfort you?

    • He gets me a new dog
    • I don’t know – he might be out with Stacey, or Lilly, or Tia – we aren’t exactly exclusive. HEY – he’s captain of the football team! Besides, he’s not allowed to have a girlfriend during football season
    • He takes me to an away game of his football match
    • He makes me a cup of hot cocoa and quietly just listens to me ramble on about my poor dog
    • He tells me it will be all right, then takes me in his arms and we watch Pretty Little Liars. He knows that always makes me feel better

What Kind Of Guy Am I Attracted To?

What type of a guy are you most into?