What Would Be Written In Your Psychiatrist’s File About You?

  • Question of

    Do you actually see a therapist?

    • Yes, on a regular basis
    • I have seen one in the past
    • Never
  • Question of

    What do you see in this picture?

    • A Moth
    • A Butterfly
    • A Crown
    • An Alien
    • None of these
  • Question of

    When was the last time you had a good cry?

    • This week
    • This month
    • This year
    • Longer than that
    • Never
  • Question of

    What do you see in this picture?

    • Two faces
    • A goblet
    • Neither of these things
  • Question of

    Has anybody ever told you that you had “crazy” eyes?

    • Yes
    • No
  • Question of

    What do you see in this picture?

    • A gentleman in a bowtie
    • two cannibals stirring a pot
    • A moth
    • None of these
  • Question of

    Do you blow bubbles in your milk?

    • Yes
    • I did when I was a child
    • No
  • Question of

    What do you see in this picture?

    • A house built on a hill
    • Tilted umbrellas on a hill
    • Neiher
  • Question of

    Are you married?

    • Yes
    • I used to be
    • No
  • Question of

    What do you see in this picture?

    • Two fish in the water
    • A woman with fish-shaped eyes
    • Neither
  • Question of

    What is your favorite breakfast meal?

    • Cereal
    • Eggs and bacon
    • Toast
    • Muffins
    • Banana Pancakes
  • Question of

    Which animal would you most like to be?

    • Cheetah
    • Lion
    • Dog
    • Cat
    • Pig
    • Panda
  • Question of

    What’s your poison?

    • Juice
    • Coffee
    • Cigarettes
    • Alcohol
    • Water
    • Tea
  • Question of

    How emotional are you?

    • Very Emotional
    • Pretty Emotional
    • Kind of emotional
    • Not Emotional
    • Not emotional at all
  • Question of

    How many children would you like to have?

    • 1
    • 2
    • 3
    • 4
    • More than 4

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