What’s Your Type of Guy?

 

“Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

“If I never see you again
Charles Bukowski, Living on Luck

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”
Jess C Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“You can be in love and you can be in a relationship. But they’re not always the same thing.”
pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You

“Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means that you’re strong enough to wait for the right person.”
Niall Horan I Wrote This For You

“I could’ve sworn I was telling the truth when I told you I didn’t miss you.”
pleasefindthis, The Shack

“All I want from you is to trust me with what little you can, and grow in loving people around you with the same love I share with you. It’s not your job to change them, or to convince them. You are free to love without an agenda.”
Wm. Paul Young, The Ministry of Fear

“But it is impossible to go through life without trust; that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.”
Graham Greene, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Love without sacrifice is like theft”
Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Gifts of Imperfection

“The most important relationship in your life is the relationship you have with yourself. Because no matter what happens, you will always be with yourself.”
Diane Von Furstenberg Wealth for All: Living a Life of Success at the Edge of Your Ability

“When we fail to set boundaries and hold people accountable, we feel used and mistreated. This is why we sometimes attack who they are, which is far more hurtful than addressing a behavior or a choice.”
Brené Brown, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“Love lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.”
Francois Sagan Finding True Love: The 4 Essential Keys to Bring You the Love of Your Life

“Everything you want in life is a relationship away.”
Idowu Koyenikan, The Science of Single: One Woman’s Grand Experiment in Modern Dating, Creating Chemistry, and Finding L ove

“Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out.”
Mandy Hale, Little Women

“Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis possible is the lowest level.”
Oscar Wilde Lullaby

“Sometimes the most beautiful people are beautifully broken.”
robert m drake The Lucky One

“Be sure it’s your real self you’re showing. Because it is your real self that needs to be loved.”
Daphne Rose Kingma, 300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before Marriage

“I believe with all my heart that the cliches are true, that we are our own best friends and best company, and that if you’re not right for yourself, it’s impossible to be right for anyone.”
Rachel Machacek, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph Over Death and Conscious Encounters with “The Divine Presence”

“She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.”
Louisa May Alcott, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

“How could you love us being together?” he asked me “We are nothing alike and we are not meant for each other and we drive each other crazy, you love that? How can you love that?” So I told him “I know that we’re not meant for each other, that we drive each other crazy, and that we are so different. But that’s us. That’s what we have; a wild nonsense. We are not good together, but together we are bad for each other. I love us together this way just like this. Because even if it’s no good, it’s what we have! It’s us.”
C. JoyBell C. Heart of the Matter

“No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have you own way.”
Chuck Palahniuk, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Every now and then, I’d meet a guy and think that we were getting along great, and suddenly I’d stop hearing from him. Not only did he stop calling, but if I happened to bump into him sometime later he always acted like I had the plague. I didn’t understand it. I still don’t. And it bothered me. It hurt me. With time, it got harder and harder to keep blaming the guys, and I eventually came to the conclusion that there was something wrong with me. That maybe I was simply meant to live my life alone.”
Nicholas Sparks, I Had a Dream About You

“Sometimes to self-discover you must self-destruct.”
robert m drake I Had a Dream About You

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Where can you be found on a Friday night?

    • Hanging out at the mall with a ton of people from around town
    • At a Fall Out Boy concert
    • Hanging out with my friends at home
    • At a school sporting event, cheering on my school’s team!
    • Studying…no one passes AP Chemistry without studying every night!
  • Question of

    What do you notice first about a guy?

    • His smile
    • His body, or how fit he is
    • His grades
    • His music taste
    • How many friends he has
  • Question of

    You have to run to the store on an errand. What are you buying?

    • Panic! At The Disco’s new CD
    • Probably a new phone, and some new shoes, skirts, jackets, makeup, and a new Chanel purse
    • Some kind of sports equipment
    • Books; textbooks, dictionaries, fiction…if it has pages, I’ll buy it
    • A new tube of mascara
  • Question of

    What’s your favorite subject in school?

    • Band/Chorus/Orchestra
    • Is Lunch a subject?
    • Gym
    • English or History
    • Math or Science
  • Question of

    If a guy kissed you on the first date, what would you do?

    • Hope that no saliva gets on my textbook we’re studying from
    • Wonder why he stopped throwing the ball to me to kiss me
    • Be very surprised…but in a good way
    • Wait…do guys not usually kiss on the first date?
    • Kiss him back; but then start singing along to Pierce the Veil again
  • Question of

    Which phone do you have/prefer?

    • IPhone 5S with a LifeProof case
    • I still have a flip phone and I don’t feel the need to upgrade
    • My hand-me-down iPhone 4S from my older sister
    • Samsung Galaxy S5; the camera quality is AMAZING
    • The latest iPhone without a case…if it breaks, I can always get a new one, and the plain phone is so pretty!
  • Question of

    What’s your favorite color (to see and wear)?

    • Red or White
    • Green or Purple
    • Anything Neon!
    • Pink or Blue
    • Black or Gray
  • Question of

    Favorite song out of the following?

    • ‘Cool for the Summer’ by Demi Lovato
    • ‘Uma Thurman’ by Fall Out Boy
    • ‘Friday’ by Rebecca Black
    • ’23’ by Mike Will Made It
    • ‘I See You’ by Luke Bryan
  • Question of

    What/how much makeup do you wear?

    • Makeup is my religion. Eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, red lipstick, contour…I’m all about it!
    • Makeup’s for girls who don’t get good grades…how else would they have the time to do it?
    • Anything black…eyeshadow, eyeliner, lipstick…if it’s black, I’ll wear it
    • Waterproof mascara…I have to look good, but I’m gonna sweat at practice today
    • I usually just go with simple eyeliner and mascara…maybe a nude lip if I know I won’t be kissing anyone
  • Question of

    Lastly, what stereotype would best fit your last boyfriend?

    • Mr. Popularity
    • Jock
    • Nice Guy
    • Nerd
    • Rocker
  • Question of

    What type of guy would you go for?

    • Fun and preppy
    • Geeky and smart
    • Athletic
    • Daredevil
    • Sweet and shy
  • Question of

    What color do you prefer?

    • Red
    • Pink
    • Purple
    • Blue
    • Green
  • Question of

    Where would you want him to take you?

    • Concert
    • Amusement park
    • Romantic dinner
    • Study at the library
    • Sporting event
  • Question of

    What kind of animal do you like?

    • Snake
    • Dog
    • Horse
    • Gerbil
    • Dolphin
  • Question of

    What career do you want him to have?

    • Doctor
    • Musician
    • Athlete
    • Business man
    • Artist
  • Question of

    Where did you meet him?

    • At the library
    • The beach
    • A party
    • An alley
    • At a game
  • Question of

    What kind of gift did you get from him?

    • Jewelry
    • A book you wanted
    • Chocolate and a big teddy bear
    • Nothing
    • Tickets to a game
  • Question of

    How would he propose?

    • Hid the ring in your favorite dessert
    • Nervously and trying to find the ring
    • During halftime at a game
    • He or you doesn’t want to get married
    • On a rollercoaster
  • Question of

    What would you like him to do for you?

    • Help you with homework
    • Work out with you
    • Spend the whole day with you
    • Something illegal
    • Do fun and crazy things
  • Question of

    What is something you don’t mind about him?

    • Focuses on school most of the time
    • Clingy and emotional
    • Stubborn and rude
    • Checks out other girls
    • Spends more time playing sports

What personality is my crush?

Which guy is for you?