When Will I Get A Boyfriend?

 

“Hugh and I have been together for so long that in order to arouse extraordinary passion, we need to engage in physical combat. Once, he hit me on the back of the head with a broken wineglass, and I fell to the floor pretending to be unconscious. That was romantic, or would have been had he rushed to my side rather than stepping over my body to fetch the dustpan.”
David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

“If I never see you again
Charles Bukowski, Living on Luck

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”
Jess C Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

“You can be in love and you can be in a relationship. But they’re not always the same thing.”
pleasefindthis, I Wrote This For You

“Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means that you’re strong enough to wait for the right person.”
Niall Horan I Wrote This For You

“I could’ve sworn I was telling the truth when I told you I didn’t miss you.”
pleasefindthis, The Shack

“All I want from you is to trust me with what little you can, and grow in loving people around you with the same love I share with you. It’s not your job to change them, or to convince them. You are free to love without an agenda.”
Wm. Paul Young, The Ministry of Fear

“But it is impossible to go through life without trust; that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.”
Graham Greene, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Love without sacrifice is like theft”
Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Gifts of Imperfection

“The most important relationship in your life is the relationship you have with yourself. Because no matter what happens, you will always be with yourself.”
Diane Von Furstenberg Wealth for All: Living a Life of Success at the Edge of Your Ability

“When we fail to set boundaries and hold people accountable, we feel used and mistreated. This is why we sometimes attack who they are, which is far more hurtful than addressing a behavior or a choice.”
Brené Brown, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“Love lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.”
Francois Sagan Life, the Truth, and Being Free

“Everything you want in life is a relationship away.”
Idowu Koyenikan, Finding True Love: The 4 Essential Keys to Bring You the Love of Your Life

“Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day Happily and let your Ever After work itself out.”
Mandy Hale, The Science of Single: One Woman’s Grand Experiment in Modern Dating, Creating Chemistry, and Finding L ove

“Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation, and conversation must have a common basis, and between two people of widely different culture the only common basis possible is the lowest level.”
Oscar Wilde Little Women

“Sometimes the most beautiful people are beautifully broken.”
robert m drake The Lucky One

“When you say “I” and “my” too much, you lose the capacity to understand the “we” and “our”.”
Steve Maraboli, 300 Questions LDS Couples Should Ask Before Marriage

“Be sure it’s your real self you’re showing. Because it is your real self that needs to be loved.”
Daphne Rose Kingma, From Within I Rise: Spiritual Triumph Over Death and Conscious Encounters with “The Divine Presence”

“I believe with all my heart that the cliches are true, that we are our own best friends and best company, and that if you’re not right for yourself, it’s impossible to be right for anyone.”
Rachel Machacek, Heart of the Matter

“She preferred imaginary heroes to real ones, because when tired of them, the former could be shut up in the tin kitchen till called for, and the latter were less manageable.”
Louisa May Alcott, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto

“How could you love us being together?” he asked me “We are nothing alike and we are not meant for each other and we drive each other crazy, you love that? How can you love that?” So I told him “I know that we’re not meant for each other, that we drive each other crazy, and that we are so different. But that’s us. That’s what we have; a wild nonsense. We are not good together, but together we are bad for each other. I love us together this way just like this. Because even if it’s no good, it’s what we have! It’s us.”
C. JoyBell C. Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“Every now and then, I’d meet a guy and think that we were getting along great, and suddenly I’d stop hearing from him. Not only did he stop calling, but if I happened to bump into him sometime later he always acted like I had the plague. I didn’t understand it. I still don’t. And it bothered me. It hurt me. With time, it got harder and harder to keep blaming the guys, and I eventually came to the conclusion that there was something wrong with me. That maybe I was simply meant to live my life alone.”
Nicholas Sparks, I Had a Dream About You

“If he can’t handle you at your worst then he does not deserve you at your best. Real love means seeing beyond the words spoken out of pain, and instead seeing a person’s soul.”
Shannon Alder, I Had a Dream About You

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    What traits do you think a good boyfriend should have?

    • I want him to be sweet, protective of me, smart and loving
    • Hotness – what else?
    • It doesn’t matter because everyone thinks I already have a boyfriend and they never ask me out
    • I don’t really want a boyfriend
  • Question of

    What are boys most likely to say about you?

    • That I’m sweet, caring and lovable
    • That I need to find someone to have a crush on
    • That I’m shallow, conceited, short-tempered and provocative
    • All the boys are afraid of me because they don’t want to be rejected
  • Question of

    You have a crush but he hasn’t asked you out. Why do you think this is?

    • He thinks I’m too selfish
    • He isn’t ready to – he hasn’t got the courage
    • He thinks I already have a boyfriend and/or he’s afraid of rejection
    • Because I like him but don’t want to go out with him and/or he doesn’t like me
  • Question of

    Which are you most likely to be doing on a Friday night?

    • Stalking my crush at the mall/pizza place/football game, etc., with him staring at me happily
    • Hanging out at a football game with my friends, seeing a movie, etc.
    • Having a one-night stand
    • Staying home and going on Myspace
  • Question of

    It’s the last day of school and you give him your yearbook to sign. He:

    • Signs his name and hands your yearbook back politely
    • Writes have a good summer and don’t change anything about you – while looking very happy
    • Refuses to sign it
    • Writes that he likes you, but not in a straightforward way
  • Question of

    You are at the mall over the summer and happen to see your crush. He:

    • Looks rather terrified and dumbstruck but manages a weak, nervous smile
    • Smiles and says hi and/or talks to you
    • Looks at you blankly and walks away
    • Doesn’t see you
  • Question of

    You’re talking to your crush when a hot girl walks by. He:

    • Walks away with the hot girl without saying a word
    • Ignores her and keeps talking, more determined than before
    • Glances at her and continues talking
    • Checks her out and then tells you he has to go
  • Question of

    You’re at a dance. Without permission, your best friend asks your crush if he’ll dance with you. He:

    • Seems to consider retching from nervousness, thinks better of it, smiles despite looking terrified, searches the crowd for you and puts his arms around you nervously while looking like the best thing in the world has just happened to him – which it probably has
    • Dances with you, obviously
    • Goes outside and calls his mom to pick him up
    • Reluctantly dances with you, then requests a partner switch before the song is over
  • Question of

    If you are already dancing with your crush, he would:

    • Umm, I don’t think I would even be dancing with him….
    • Keep looking over my shoulder at his friends, looking REALLY happy and a little nervous. Glance at my friends once in awhile and look into my eyes at the most romantic parts of the song, shifting his weight intermittently. His palms would feel clammy on my skin
    • Kick me in the shin and run away laughing
    • Simply keep dancing, smiling and maybe talking occasionally
  • Question of

    If you were to ask your crush what some good things about you are, he might say:

    • You’re quiet and not annoying – and kind of cute
    • You’re hot and that’s IT
    • ‘Um…you’re nice and…I LOVE YOU!’ *bursts into tears* *bawls*
    • Sweet, romantic, caring and loving
  • Question of

    Are you in a relationship now?

    • No, but you are trying anyone that seems interested and even those that don’t.
    • You are dating a few people.
    • You have been pretty exclusive with someone.
    • Yes and things are going good.
  • Question of

    What is your idea of a perfect date?

    • Sporting event and beer.
    • Quiet evening at home.
    • Dancing all night at a club.
    • Anything, as long as it’s with another person.
  • Question of

    How much do you ‘love’ yourself?

    • So much that you carry a picture of yourself in your wallet.
    • You are confident but not conceded.
    • You have a lot to improve on but you have a lot to offer too.
    • Unsure how anyone can love you.
  • Question of

    Which one of these represents what you do for a living?

    • Stay at home mom.
    • Day to day hustle.
    • Business professional.
    • Student
  • Question of

    Where are you looking for a mate?

    • Local bars and clubs.
    • Anywhere and everywhere.
    • Nowhere, you are just waiting for it to happen.
    • Dating sites.
  • Question of

    What makes you special?

    • You are caring and gentle.
    • You make a lot of money.
    • You are the life of the party.
    • You are funny.
  • Question of

    Is there anyone that you are crushing on right now?

    • Nobody
    • A few prospects.
    • You adore this person.
    • Yes, they are amazing.
  • Question of

    What do you wear out of the house?

    • Sweats
    • Casual wear.
    • Business wear.
    • Athletic wear.
  • Question of

    What do you like best about being single?

    • The independence.
    • The ability to flirt.
    • You don’t like it.
    • You don’t remember.
  • Question of

    Is it easy to find people that you think are attractive?

    • Everywhere you go.
    • Once and a while.
    • Only on television.
    • Never

When will you find your soulmate?

Will you even find true love? (honest quiz)