Where do you stand on the “not real” scale?


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  • Question of

    First of all, what is your favorite color?

    • Um I’m fine with every color..
    • Well it depends.. favorite color to wear or favorite color to look at?
    • This has nothing to do with this question. I refuse to answer this stupid shit.
    • Fucking rainbow or some shit. I like it allll baby.
    • Is this relevant? eh well I guess Blue. Who doesn’t like blue?
  • Question of

    What is your favorite animal?

    • Well I like all animals, but I personally would be an owl.
    • My spirit animal is a penguin. They’re such a great species.
    • Again with the irrelevant questions.. NEXT.
    • Aww obviously a puppy! I looove puppies.
    • I like cats and dogs. They’re cute!
  • Question of

    Do you read books?

    • Oh yeah! But I mean we all read books. The question is if we do it for fun or not.
    • Yeah of course but only the ones with information that will help me.
    • Yeah I do.. I don’t particularly enjoy reading them though. I read books for class and stuff.
    • Depends on what it is. I like a specific genre.
    • Yeah I read books! They’re fun!
  • Question of

    Is there a god?

    • I’m Buddhist.
    • Fuck that.
    • Nah man. I mean not really. I haven’t really looked into it yet.
    • Well here’s the thing….. (rambles about religion)
    • I believe there is. I mean.. I think so. Yeah there is.. probably.
  • Question of

    You just started college and your roommate leaves garbage on the floor. Like… all the time. literally. How do you react?

    • I’ll tell them to clean their mess up. no biggie.
    • I would tell them right away that they need to clean their shit up because I don’t want to be living in a garbage can.
    • I’ll just tell them to throw out their trash because we’ll get bugs. They wouldn’t want to be sleeping with bugs would they?
    • I’ll tell them to clean their shit up. It’s like getting pretty messy up in here bro.
    • I’ll probably tell them nicely and maybe they won’t do it again!
  • Question of

    Your roommate is mad that you’ve told your friends that he/she hasn’t been cleaning.. You notice them giving you dirty looks from the other side of the room. What do you do?

    • Pat them on the back and tell them you’re sorry and that you love them.
    • Tell them you are sorry and ask them if they are bothered by anything else I do.
    • Well It’s not like I was lying. I’m the one that’s mad here. Not them.
    • Tell them you’re sorry about what you did but explain that you only did that because you were frustrated about the cleaning situation.
    • Go up to them and tell them you’re sorry. Offer a chocolate bar.
  • Question of

    A few weeks later, you find out that you’re roommate was talking bad about you and spreading rumors to the other floormates.. What do you do?

    • I would tell all my friends and not talk to them until they prove their worthiness to me again.
    • I’d get hurt and probably wouldn’t confront them.. I’d tell all my friends what a horrible person my roommate is though. At least they’re on my side.
    • I’d ask them directly why the fuck they would do that.
    • I’d be pissed obviously. It would turn into a fight. most likely
    • Well fuck them. I’d tell them I’m disappointed in their choices and act completely normal. Whatever. They have some unresolved inner issues with me that I don’t know about. And they don’t want to tell me. Fuck that.
  • Question of

    Where do you think you would stand on the “not real” scale?

    • Real.. yeah. real definitely.
    • I’m the most realist person out there. “first things first, I’m the realist..” (hums to self)
    • Um not sure. I have my moments.
    • I don’t think I’m real.
    • Realish
  • Question of

    How do you rate your emotional waves from 1-5? (1 being “calm” 5 being “storms”)

    • 1 is impossible. i’d say a 2?
    • 3
    • 1. It’s possible. and it’s me. me. me.
    • 4
    • 5 can’t happen. but I swear i’m a 5 sometimes.
  • Question of

    Rate your love life. (1 being “nonexistent” 5 being “pimpin”)

    • I don’t really need/want one atm.. so a 1. But if I tried… it’d be a 4 or 5. Most likely a 4. I don’t wanna be “pimpin”.
    • I obviously don’t really have much of a love life. a 1 or 1 1/2 or something like that.
    • 5. I’m hot. They all want me. But they’ll have to wait. I don’t know who to pick first..
    • Uhh I would say a 2? I try but… it doesn’t always end well..
    • Uh a 3. I’m okay.
  • Question of

    When do you think you will die?

    • Hopefully not too early. But definitely not too long. I want to live my life. Idk.. like… 75-80?
    • It’ll happen. When I’m ready to die. Which is never.
    • I’ll probably die mid forties. I don’t know how and I don’t know why but it’s a gut feeling.
    • Whenever I was destined to die. I don’t know.
    • I hopefully live long.. I want to see my grandchildren go through high school!
  • Question of

    Do you take risks?

    • It’s exciting! WooooooHoooo
    • Yeah it’s fun! But not too often.. only when I feel like it…
    • Only if I’m bored or if it would help me in the long run. I want to have fun but I don’t really plan on dying atm.
    • Sure it’s great and all but what am I risking?
    • Eh I do when I want to. But I don’t want to.. I DON’T want to.
  • Question of

    What’s your favorite swear word?

    • Shit. It’s shit. fucking shit.
    • I don’t really think about that.. hmm.. interesting. well if I had to pick one… it’d be ass.
    • It’s bitch. It’s so..fun to say.
    • Haha It would probably be fuck or shit.
    • Fuck you. (laughs to self for being cool)
  • Question of

    How was the quiz?

    • Great! I had a lot of fun taking it!
    • It was okay. But when is it over?
    • I don’t really know what any of these questions have anything to do with the actual topic of “not real” but it was cool.
    • I don’t know why I decided to take this. It only gets more stupid. It’s a complete waste of time and I have more important things to do. But when am I getting the results?
    • It was good! I’m excited for the results!

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