- Question of
Which is the closest to where you live now?
- A mansion with a pimped-out pool
- A normal house in a normal neighborhood
- A trailer park
- A ranch house on a farm
- Question of
Which is closest to the kind of family you want to have?
- My kids, my husband/wife, and our farm animals
- A daughter, a son, a mom, and a dad
- No family
- One daughter/son who’s spoiled rotten
- Question of
Which job is closest to the one you want to have?
- The skateboard shop is closing, but I still work there
- A singer/actor/artist/dancer/model
- I’ll work on a computer in an office
- The farm
- Question of
Which is closest to your preferred vacation?
- The abandoned trailer park down the block
- My yacht with my servants and friends
- I can’t leave the farm. The animals need care
- A tropical island where the family can spend time together
- Question of
Are you a social person?
- I have friends over from time to time
- It’s a red carpet party every night
- My main company is the raccoon that digs through our trash
- Does talking to the cows count?
- Question of
If you were forced to move to a new state, which one of these would you choose?
- California – Hollywood to be more exact
- Alaska – not too many people. It’s perfect
- Anywhere I can keep my farm animals safe
- Michigan – nothing too fancy, but nothing too boring
- Question of
Would your kids help pick where they live?
- Of course…I want them to be entertained, after all
- If the pigs are happy, I’m happy
- What kids? My only family are the hobos!
- I’ll choose, but they can give their opinions
- Question of
Do you live in a big house and are always alone, or a small house where everyone is always together?
- The hobos and I get together every holiday
- We live in an average house and spend an average amount of time together
- My house is huge, but I’m alone in it
- Everyone comes to the country for the holidays
- Question of
Out of these, where do you think you’ll live?
- I’m a star – I’ll live in a mansion, obviously
- The farm is the only way to go for me
- A trailer – small but cozy
- We’ll be one of those perfect, normal families, like on TV
- Question of
Lastly, did you like this quiz?
- I don’t know, but my servant who took it for me said it was awesome
- It was terrible! I should have stayed outside with the cows!
- It wasn’t the best, but I’ve taken worse
- It was OK

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