Which Century of Dating Do You Belong In?

  • Question of

    How do you know it’s serious?

    • You marry.
    • You go all the way.
    • One of you gives the other a lock of hair.
    • A dragon is slain and its head given as a gift.
  • Question of

    Will it end in marriage?

    • Maybe!
    • Hopefully!
    • If not, then you might as well just die.
    • Yes, unless one of you is already married, in which case, probably not.
  • Question of

    What age is too young for a serious relationship?

    • Honestly, anything that starts under age 22 is probably doomed!
    • Anything under 18 shouldn’t be allowed to get serious.
    • Anything under 16 is simply too young!
    • Any age is fine, but in your 20’s is the best time to start seeking it out.
  • Question of

    How many partners do you expect to have in your life?

    • As many as I feel like and can get to consent
    • Under 10
    • Hopefully just 1
    • A spouse plus the occasional side piece
  • Question of

    How should you ask someone out?

    • Text, Snapchat, whatever
    • Call them.
    • Write them.
    • Kill something for them. They’ll get the idea.
  • Question of

    How do you tell someone you had a nice time?

    • Text them.
    • Call them.
    • Paint a miniature of them.
    • Give them a horse.
  • Question of

    How do you declare your love?

    • Say, ‘I love you’.
    • Give them your ring.
    • Tell their dad you love them.
    • Joust in their name.
  • Question of

    What is a good present to bring to a first date?

    • Candy
    • Flowers
    • A book of sonnets
    • The head of their enemy. Never fails.
  • Question of

    What’s the best way to dump someone?

    • Text them, or just stop calling if they were really awful.
    • Call and tell them sorry, but they are dumped.
    • Return their letters and the lock of hair that they were so obliging as to bestow upon you.
    • Kill them. It brings closure.
  • Question of

    Is ghosting wrong?

    • Not if they were abusive, but otherwise yes.
    • Yes, it’s poor form.
    • No, it’s fine – if they are of good breeding then they will get the idea.
    • It’s bad, but sometimes you just get caught up on a quest, you know?
  • Question of

    Would you date someone who had a lot of exes?

    • Sure, if they were nice!
    • Define ‘a lot’.
    • Ew, no.
    • Yes, it means they know what they are doing.
  • Question of

    Do you worry about dying alone?

    • No, I have loads of friends and family, plus a dog.
    • Sometimes
    • Constantly
    • Nah, I can always take holy orders and get myself an instant friend group.
  • Question of

    Who should ask who out?

    • Whoever wants to!
    • Probably the guy unless it is the Sadie Hawkins dance.
    • The guy should ask the girl’s father.
    • The gentleman should do a feat of arms and if the lady is into it, she will ask him out.
  • Question of

    What counts as a ‘date’?

    • Whatever you agree on
    • Anything that involves dinner
    • Anything that involves dancing
    • I have no idea.
  • Question of

    How involved are your parents in picking who you date?

    • 50%
    • 85%
    • Zero
    • 20%

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