- Question of
How do you know it’s serious?
- You marry.
- You go all the way.
- One of you gives the other a lock of hair.
- A dragon is slain and its head given as a gift.
- Question of
Will it end in marriage?
- Maybe!
- Hopefully!
- If not, then you might as well just die.
- Yes, unless one of you is already married, in which case, probably not.
- Question of
What age is too young for a serious relationship?
- Honestly, anything that starts under age 22 is probably doomed!
- Anything under 18 shouldn’t be allowed to get serious.
- Anything under 16 is simply too young!
- Any age is fine, but in your 20’s is the best time to start seeking it out.
- Question of
How many partners do you expect to have in your life?
- As many as I feel like and can get to consent
- Under 10
- Hopefully just 1
- A spouse plus the occasional side piece
- Question of
How should you ask someone out?
- Text, Snapchat, whatever
- Call them.
- Write them.
- Kill something for them. They’ll get the idea.
- Question of
How do you tell someone you had a nice time?
- Text them.
- Call them.
- Paint a miniature of them.
- Give them a horse.
- Question of
How do you declare your love?
- Say, ‘I love you’.
- Give them your ring.
- Tell their dad you love them.
- Joust in their name.
- Question of
What is a good present to bring to a first date?
- Candy
- Flowers
- A book of sonnets
- The head of their enemy. Never fails.
- Question of
What’s the best way to dump someone?
- Text them, or just stop calling if they were really awful.
- Call and tell them sorry, but they are dumped.
- Return their letters and the lock of hair that they were so obliging as to bestow upon you.
- Kill them. It brings closure.
- Question of
Is ghosting wrong?
- Not if they were abusive, but otherwise yes.
- Yes, it’s poor form.
- No, it’s fine – if they are of good breeding then they will get the idea.
- It’s bad, but sometimes you just get caught up on a quest, you know?
- Question of
Would you date someone who had a lot of exes?
- Sure, if they were nice!
- Define ‘a lot’.
- Ew, no.
- Yes, it means they know what they are doing.
- Question of
Do you worry about dying alone?
- No, I have loads of friends and family, plus a dog.
- Sometimes
- Constantly
- Nah, I can always take holy orders and get myself an instant friend group.
- Question of
Who should ask who out?
- Whoever wants to!
- Probably the guy unless it is the Sadie Hawkins dance.
- The guy should ask the girl’s father.
- The gentleman should do a feat of arms and if the lady is into it, she will ask him out.
- Question of
What counts as a ‘date’?
- Whatever you agree on
- Anything that involves dinner
- Anything that involves dancing
- I have no idea.
- Question of
How involved are your parents in picking who you date?
- 50%
- 85%
- Zero
- 20%

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