Which Julie and the Phantoms guy would be your boyfriend?

 

 

Burps and fartsAh! The pleasure of being in a relationship! It’s for you guys again. Sometimes we have to relieve ourselves of these gauzes that annoy us, but please don’t do it in front of us! Unless you have no choice! Go to the bathroom or the balcony instead! When it comes to burping, watch yourself! We understand that the meal was delicious, but there are other ways to compliment ourselves without having to express yourself that way. Keep burping to a minimum, be discreet, and most importantly, don’t mess with it.

 

Selective listening what is selective listening? We love you boys, but it seems women only get your attention when certain topics such as alcohol, food, sex, or sports are brought up. Yes, women have a strong desire to talk about their feelings, but you know what? Sometimes it pays to be a good listener. Kindly tell your girlfriend that she talks a little too much, but also be patient with her. Find a happy medium. Above all else, be a caring boyfriend.

 

Notice the little details play more attention to the women in your life. If you comment on small details like, say, a new hairstyle or a new dress, or how her work affects her, you will get a lot of points for it. Add to that a heartfelt compliment every now and then and you will soon be the perfect boyfriend!

“It was bad enough not having a boyfriend for New Year’s Eve. Now I had to cope with Valentine datelessness, feeling consummate social pressure from every retailer in America who stuck hearts and cupids on their windows by January second to rub it in. (Thwonk)”
― Joan Bauer

“You can always evaluate a man’s character by the way he speaks about his ex girlfriends and other women. When entering a new relationship or getting close with a new guy, make sure you take notice of the language he uses when referring to other girls”
― Miya Yamanouchi, Embrace Your Sexual Self: A Practical Guide for Women

“I like your boyfriend,” Dahra said. “Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit.”
Lana laughed. “He’s not my boyfriend.”
“Yeah, well, he can be mine if he wants to be. He’s cute. And he carries crap.”
― Michael Grant, Plague

“He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves, such that they were no longer humans with any souls or characters, but pretty girls with fat asses and nice tits.”
― Jess C Scott, Take-Out, Part 1


“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    Choose a hot dog topping.

    • Ketchup
    • Mayonnaise
    • BBQ Sauce
    • Mustard
    • Grilled Onions
  • Question of

    Pick a song from the soundtrack.

    • Now or Never
    • Wake Up
    • Bright
    • The Band Is Back
    • Wow
    • Flying Solo
    • I Got the Music
    • The Other Side
    • All Eyes On Me
    • Finally Free
    • Perfect Harmony
    • Edge of Great
    • Unsaid Emily
    • You’ve Got Nothing to Lose
    • Stand Tall
  • Question of

    Can you sing?

    • Yes. Singing is my biggest passion.
    • I like to sing. Does that count?
    • Nope I don’t!
  • Question of

    Do you believe in ghosts?

    • Yes. Ghosts are obviously real!
    • No. There’s no way they exist.
    • I believe in cute ghosts.
  • Question of

    Which of these characters is supreme?

    • Caleb Covington
    • Ray Molina
  • Question of

    What kind of guys do you usually go for?

    • Bad boys
    • Different kinds
    • Successful
    • The boy next door
  • Question of

    Where do you usually meet guys?

    • At the gym/supermarket
    • At work/school
    • Random places
    • When out with friends
  • Question of

    That is the first thing that you notice about guys?

    • Their​ smile
    • Their muscles
    • Their sense of style
    • The way they carry themselves
  • Question of

    Your partners need to be…

    • Caring
    • Understanding
    • Confident
    • Unpredictable
  • Question of

    You despise people who are…

    • Rude
    • Arrogant
    • Pessimistic
    • Lazy
  • Question of

    Which of these characters are you attracted to?

    • Riz Ahmed
    • Ansel Elgort
    • Chris Hemsworth
    • Michael B. Jordan
  • Question of

    What zodiac sign are you most attracted to?

    • Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
    • Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
    • Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
    • Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
  • Question of

    What do you look for in a love interest?

    • Someone who’s charismatic.
    • Someone innocent
    • Someone who is loving
    • Someone caring
  • Question of

    What’s your biggest flaw?

    • I don’t know how to be serious.
    • I give in to peer pressure.
    • I am lazy
    • I am too easy going

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