Which Twilight Guy is Right For You?

 

“It is an absolute human certainty that no one can know his own beauty or perceive a sense of his own worth until it has been reflected back to him in the mirror of another loving, caring human being.”
John Joseph Powell, The Secret of Staying in Love

“I was suffering the easily foreseeable consequences. Addiction is the hallmark of every infatuation-based love story. It all begins when the object of your adoration bestows upon you a heady, hallucinogenic dose of something you never dared to admit you wanted-an emotional speedball, perhaps, of thunderous love and roiling excitement. Soon you start craving that intense attention, with a hungry obsession of any junkie. When the drug is witheld, you promptly turn sick, crazy, and depleted (not to mention resentful of the dealer who encouraged this addiction in the first place but now refuses to pony up the good stuff anymore– despite the fact that you know he has it hidden somewhere, goddamn it, because he used to give it to you for free). Next stage finds you skinny and shaking in a corner, certain only that you would sell your soul or rob your neighbors just to have ‘that thing’ even one more time. Meanwhile, the object of your adoration has now become repulsed by you. He looks at you like you’re someone he’s never met before, much less someone he once loved with high passion. The irony is,you can hardly blame him. I mean, check yourself out. You’re a pathetic mess,unrecognizable even to your own eyes. So that’s it. You have now reached infatuation’s final destination– the complete and merciless devaluation of self.” – pg 20-21”
Elizabeth Gilbert Sputnik Sweetheart

“Of course it hurt that we could never love each other in a physical way. We would have been far more happy if we had. But that was like the tides, the change of seasons–something immutable, an immovable destiny we could never alter. No matter how cleverly we might shelter it, our delicate friendship wasn’t going to last forever. We were bound to reach a dead end. That was painfully clear.”
Haruki Murakami, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

“I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart.”
L. Frank Baum, The Wise Man’s Fear

“nothing in this world was more difficult than love.”
Gabriel García Márquez The Goddess Test

“Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Patrick Rothfuss, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

“I care,” he said in a trembling voice. “I care so much that I do not know how to tell you without it seeming inconsequential compared to how I feel. Even if I am distant at times and seem as if I do not want to be with you, it is only because this scares me, too.”
Aimee Carter, The Indigo Spell

“Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”
Amy Sedaris, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment

“Because I can’t help doing it,” he said with a shrug. “And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you’ll eventually crack and love me too. Hell, I’m pretty sure you’re already half in love with me.”
Richelle Mead, Rules of Attraction

“All I’m telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn’t looking for a serious relationship, you’re not going to change his mind just because you two are going on dates and being intimate. You could be the most perfect woman on the Lord’s green earth-you’re capable of interesting conversation, you cook a mean breakfast, you hand out backrubs like sandwiches, you’re independent (which means, to him, that you’re not going to be in his pockets)-but if he’s not ready for a serious relationship, he going to treat you like sports fish.”
Steve Harvey, Emma

“Every woman that finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcases of pride and boarded a flight to freedom, which landed in the valley of change.”
Shannon L. Alder Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

“We kiss all the time.” I clear my throat, then add, “We just…do it in private.”
Simone Elkeles, I Wrote This For You

“Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised or a little mistaken.”
Jane Austen, Max

“I find the best way to love someone is not to change them, but instead, help them reveal the greatest version of themselves.”
Steve Maraboli, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass

“You’re just another story I can’t tell anymore.”
pleasefindthis, Life, the Truth, and Being Free

“He could totally be your boyfriend,” [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. “You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”
James Patterson, Breaking Bread: Insurgent Black Intellectual Life

“Moving on is easy. It’s staying moved on that’s trickier.”
Katerina Stoykova Klemer The English Patient

“Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake & help us see we are worth so much more than we’re settling for.”
Mandy Hale, Letters to a Young Poet

“A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement”
Jess C Scott Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage

“How would your life be different if…You walked away from gossip and verbal defamation? Let today be the day…You speak only the good you know of other people and encourage others to do the same.”
Steve Maraboli, Wicked Lovely

“There comes a time in your life when you have to choose to turn the page, write another book or simply close it.”
Shannon L. Alder All About Love: New Visions

“We have to recognise that there cannot be relationships unless there is commitment, unless there is loyalty, unless there is love, patience, persistence.”
Cornel West, Warbreaker

“We die containing a richness of lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have plunged into and swum up as if rivers of wisdom, characters we have climbed into as if trees, fears we have hidden in as if caves.
Michael Ondaatje, How to Win Friends and Influence People

“only someone who is ready for everything, who doesn’t exclude any experience, even the most incomprehensible, will live the relationship with another person as something alive and will himself sound the depths of his own being.”
Rainer Maria Rilke, Seven Words of Jesus and Mary: Lessons from Cana and Calvary

“Start the Quiz”

  • Question of

    What do you look for most in a guy?

    • Happiness. He has to make me feel good whenever I’m with him.
    • Friendliness. He has to come up and say hi. Don’t be shy!
    • Warmth. I like to snuggle. Oh, it’s even better if he’s exotically handsome!
    • Unbelievable beauty. All of his features have to be perfect. Oh, he has to be passionate too…
    • Muscles. I like them big and strong!
  • Question of

    What hairstyle do you like best on a guy?

    • Dark and curly.
    • Long and messy.
    • Short and spiky.
    • Long and in a ponytail.
    • Blonde. Just blonde.
  • Question of

    What kind of eyes do you like best on a guy?

    • Topaz, and wary of surroundings.
    • Topaz, and ready to fight for what’s right!
    • Topaz, and very thoughtful.
    • Blue and sparkly.
    • Dark brown and full of depth.
  • Question of

    What would your guy do when he first sees you?

    • Stare at me frustrated and look away.
    • Say hi! And make the conversation ALL about me!
    • Say, ‘Hey, I think you bought my dad’s old truck!’
    • Look at me briefly and try to ignore me.
    • Size up my muscles and ask me if I want to arm wrestle.
  • Question of

    Where would your guy take you on a date?

    • To his house, where we sit and talk quietly on the couch.
    • To the school dance, or maybe a movie.
    • To an Italian restaurant, sitting in a private booth, where it’s all about him and me…
    • To a wrestling match. I know he could beat those guys any day, though.
    • On a walk along the beach.
  • Question of

    What would your guy love most about you?

    • Everything. My beauty, clumsiness, the way my heart stops when I kiss him, heck! Even the smell of my blood…
    • My long legs and blonde hair. I’m so pretty!
    • My spunk. Oh yeah, and my cool spiky hair!
    • My originality. I’m sure he’s never seen anyone like me.
    • He loves me because I flirted with him that one time! Stupid me!
  • Question of

    What would your guy’s personality be?

    • Brave, humorous, sometimes careless.
    • Cheerful and funny. Very sure of himself.
    • Happy and content. Sometimes oblivious, though.
    • Quiet but sure. Militaristic.
    • Thoughtful, slightly funny, passionate, and obsessed with my safety.
  • Question of

    What would your guy do when you’re alone?

    • Give me a bone crushing bear hug, and then a big kiss on the lips.
    • Kiss me fiercely. I’ll protest for a bit, but then it’ll actually start to feel kind of nice…
    • Put his arm around me and try to ignore all the awkwardness.
    • Kiss me slowly and then pause for awhile for me to catch my breath.
    • Check to see if we’re really alone, and then give me a meaningful peck.
  • Question of

    What would be the most romantic thing your guy would say to you?

    • ‘My life was nothing before I met you. Now you are the only purpose of it.’
    • ‘You’re very….’ *pause* ‘pretty.’
    • ‘You put joy in my life. And your spiky hair is really cool!’
    • ‘You’re so perfect. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.’
    • ‘I’m in love with you, (INSERT NAME HERE). You just don’t see it yet.’
  • Question of

    Lastly, who is your favorite guy character from the Twilight novels out of these?

    • Jasper
    • Jacob
    • Mike
    • Emmett
    • Edward
  • Question of

    Which of these Twilight characters do you admire most?

    • Bella Swan
    • Renesme Cullen
    • Alice Cullen
    • Rosalie Hale
  • Question of

    Which Twilight book did you enjoy reading most?

    • ‘Twilight’
    • ‘New Moon’
    • ‘Eclipse’
    • ‘Breaking Dawn’
  • Question of

    Would you prefer a werewolf, vampire or human?

    • Human
    • Werewolf
    • Vampire
    • It doesn’t matter
  • Question of

    What superpower do you want your guy to have?

    • Telepathy
    • Shape shifting
    • Pathokinesis
    • Super strength
  • Question of

    What is the most important thing in a relationship?

    • Communication
    • Loyalty
    • Respect
    • Happiness
  • Question of

    Which of these features are you most attracted to?

    • Eyes
    • Abs
    • Personality
    • Big arms
  • Question of

    How long have you two been together?

    • 2-3 years
    • A few months
    • Over 5 years
    • More than 10 years
  • Question of

    Which of these qualities is a deal breaker?

    • Being too possessive
    • Having anger issues
    • Lack of self confidence
    • Being a player
  • Question of

    What kind of guy do you go for?

    • The mysterious guy
    • The hot guy
    • The sensitive guy
    • The funny guy
  • Question of

    Do you want to get married?

    • Yes
    • No
    • Someday, yes
    • I’m not sure yet
  • Question of

    How much time do you guys spend together?

    • Every waking moment
    • Whatever free time we have
    • A fair amount of time together
    • Mostly on weekends
  • Question of

    What kind of girlfriend are you?

    • The clingy girlfriend
    • The party girlfriend
    • The trophy wife girlfriend
    • The independent girlfriend
  • Question of

    What do you like to do with your boyfriend?

    • Everything
    • Watch movies
    • Cook
    • The naughty
  • Question of

    Which of these romantic quotes do you like most?

    • If I could dream at all, it would be about you.
    • Until your heart stops beating, I’ll be here fighting.
    • You are worth it.
    • I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
  • Question of

    How often do you guys argue?

    • All the time
    • Rarely
    • Never
    • More often than I would like to admit
  • Question of

    How do you solve arguments?

    • We don’t, we just ignore the fact that it ever happened
    • We kiss and make up
    • We discuss what went wrong
    • Admit that I was wrong
  • Question of

    Does your boyfriend get jealous easily?

    • Yes
    • Extremely
    • No
    • Rarely
  • Question of

    Your boyfriend has been keeping a secret from you, what do you do?

    • Keep asking about it
    • Nothing
    • Let him tell me when he is ready
    • Conduct my own investigation
  • Question of

    Where would you like to go on vacation?

    • Thailand
    • Mexico
    • France
    • Hawaii
  • Question of

    An amazing first date would be…

    • Going for dinner
    • Going to the beach
    • Dinner and a movie
    • Going to an amusement park

Which Twilight guy are you compatible with?

Which Twilight boy is right for you?